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Bari Weiss: Did you kill that piece like I asked?

Editor: Yeah boss, right up against the deadline and after a ton of outlets already had access so everyone will want to watch it after you made a big deal about it, just like you asked.

Bari Weiss: What?
December 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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How long does it take Bari Weiss to destroy journalistic integrity?

60 Minutes.

(Sorry if someone already came up with this).
December 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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the most cursed nfl franchise is pretty obviously the diamondbacks, who in 1998 were transformed into an arizona baseball team by an evil wizard. i'm surprised this is ever debated
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Calibri didn't have to be deleted altogether.

It could have been better synchronized with State Department functions.

A Calibriation, if you will.
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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An early animated series of Guardians of the Galaxy was recently discovered to have been scrapped (proposed to be designed using the old school tile animation). Turns out it was incredibly difficult to match the tile with the Groot.
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Just a reminder that if you have ADHD and a physical planner hasn’t fixed your life yet, this is not the year that it will magically cure you.
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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“I’ll see you in helvetica!”
- damning with font praise
October 1, 2023 at 1:28 PM
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The German holidaye pastryes disappeared mysteriouslye --
Authorityes are prettye sure thei were

stollen
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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The musicians at the showe stopped playinge.

It was disconcerting.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Armchair critics and door knockers
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Dick Dastardly's dog wasn't well so he borrowed another one. It wasn't *exactly* the same, but it was a proxy Muttley.
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Every single time the "AI has feelings/Treat AI like a person" discussion comes up I turn into the old man yelling about a lamp.
Ikea "Lamp" Commercial - Hi Res
YouTube video by cheedogg
www.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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If the game hits 2am Eastern the score is reset to an hour before and everyone has to repeat exactly what they did to preserve the space time continuum, thems the rules
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Look on my woks, (yeah, my tea), and this pear!
October 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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One of the Monkees once told me that looking at Medusa would *actually* turn you into a baby semiaquatic rodent, but I had my doubts. Then I saw her face, now I'm a wee beaver.
October 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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My new art installation of a bowl, finely balanced on the edge of a table, is not recommended for those who suffer with a nervous dish position.
October 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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There's a good chance that Freddy Krueger has alternative glove attachments for use around the kitchen. I bet he's got a few scary tongs in the closet.

#Lunchpun
October 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Stephen King Most Banned Author In U.S. Schools
https://theonion.com/stephen-king-most-banned-author-in-u-s-schools/
October 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Inside of you there are two chickens…
Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.
September 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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A police officer just stopped me due to the terrible state of the sleeve on my cardigan, which is covered in small balls of thread. I've been charged with grievous bobbly arm.
August 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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I decorated a multi-layered cake to cheer my wife up following her reptile phobia diagnosis. She seemed upset but they were only crocodile tiers.
August 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Hope everyone had a great Friday.

Trump was impeached, twice.
a rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on it
ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on it
media.tenor.com
August 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM