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Opinion haver.
Puns intended.
LSG.
Same result as last year, even the same score. We are officially finding a new place to watch next year’s NWSL final.
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Posole! At the taco place
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I do not understand a word of this and I’m okay with that.
It looks like about 15-20 vehicles turned out for the Halifax ostrich convoy led by Gen Z Dutch maple syrup merchant Freek Schep

The ostrich convoy was lined up along a highway on the outskirts of Halifax earlier this morning
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Anybody up for reprising last year’s Pork Barrel Watch party for the Spirit game tonight? @caslon.bsky.social @yuda.org @josephfray.bsky.social @travisaniles.bsky.social @oconnell.bsky.social and anyone else interested!
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Honestly, there's something delightful about having little in-jokes with a couple hundred of your closest actual strangers.
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
YES.
“She said what?!”
My brain keeps confusing Elise Stefanik with Elissa Slotkin so when I see a headline about one I always think it’s about the other and am briefly extremely shocked.
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Um, is this picture really showing Lolo at his best?
Lolo 🐕‍🦺
Adult male Pomapoo
Adoptable from West Valley Animal Rescue (Goodyear, AZ)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/lolo-79560932/az/goodyear/west-valley-animal-rescue-az764/
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Very grateful to have a job where I can add in creativity & clients are up for it. Today we had people “plant” their ideas at a planning workshop with 22 crocheted flowers and a painted garden. Love how it turned out. People like meetings that aren’t the same-old, esp when we’re talking about art!
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If anyone needs me, I’ll be over here recovering from Chili Wok’s Mala pork belly
a chef in a pink bow tie is cooking in a kitchen .
Alt: Swedish Chef with smoke coming out his ears
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It’s so woke that we can’t build preschools on top of chemical waste dumps like in the good old days.
If there’s no shale gas then there’s no shale gas, but I still think environmentalism is basically bad and politicians should focus more on material prosperity.
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Pope Leo walks into the papal bedroom and tosses yet another personalized jersey atop the pile on the chair.
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The 16yo’s Tiny School for Quirky Kids has a “symposium” week every fall. They suspend classes and the whole school works together to do a big project, eg creating an escape room, a cooking competition show, a food truck. This year’s project is obvs a Cupid’s arrow straight to my fiber-loving heart.
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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two types of people in the world: ghost deniers, and anyone who's ever owned a printer
do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Bondi is gonna release the Epstein Files and it's gonna be a PDF that just says Bill Clintin 400 times with random dates and times
July 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I had forgotten the Nuzzi-0lbermann thing! Having worked in the same room as him years ago (I won’t say “with” him bc he considered people at my level of the org chart beneath contempt), he is Just The Worst. I cannot imagine more awful taste in men than either KO or RFK Jr. and she dated both?!
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Why is my email so creepy
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Us Gen X women are in our werewolf era. We’re growing hair in places we don’t want + changing shape fast & hot. Not to mention occasional bloodbaths & spending most of our time incandescently furious. Perimenopause = lycanthropy. You can’t tell me otherwise.
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
“New York I fled.”
Barf I expelled.
I'm so sorry, I have to keep posting these
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Out-of-context scrolling never gets old
I wanted to use it in there but i was afraid
Vaseline will do the trick as well
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Cancel my meetings and hold all my calls
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Sigh.
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
If I were Olivia Nuzzi, I would simply shack up with a source that did NOT have a brain worm.
bro there's a whole paragraph about his brain worm lmfao
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Artists! Quote with your yellow art!
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The other day in a meeting I suggested something might be a little cheesy and a colleague said “If Susan thinks it’s cheesy, that means it’s REALLY cheesy” and…thank you?
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM