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The last good thing about this part of town
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Se me reseteó el algoritmo cósmico y después me fui a hacer cosas porque uno puede verle la inmensidad al universo antes de la hora del almuerzo y seguir el resto del día planeado de manera ininterrumpida.
Mi problema con el podólogo y sus venganzas es que siento que nunca le entendió al mensaje de cada historia donde se habla de venganza.
December 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Qué difícil y desgastante que es tratar
December 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Annoyed at the code for doing what it was written to do instead of what I (the author of the aforementioned code) intended for it to do.
December 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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The reason the early 2000’s emo scene was so great was cause half the band members were in love with each other. Want the scene to be good again? Everyone needs to get more gay.
December 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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My favorite part of Seattle isn't the rain

or the infrastructure to move the rained rain

or the hills that speed up the removal of rain

but rather the civil planners a lifetime ago that decided it was a good idea to PLANT TREES THAT LOSE ALL THEIR FCKIN LEAVES EVERY TIME IT RAINS ON EVERY STREET.
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Estoy viendo Gurren Lagann otra vez y ya dejen de traumatizar a la pobre de Yoko.
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich

ME: oh dang that sounds so good

DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“Ahí tú sabes si quieres tropezar otra vez con la misma piedra”
“Tssss… sí se antoja la verdad”
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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4:30pm on a Sunday and it's hard to find an open seat at the US Bank Center's Cedar Hall common space. The latent demand for third places in downtown Seattle is so incredibly high.
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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hard to maintain friendships with game developers because all these motherfuckers have ADHD and forget you exist when you're out of sight (it's me i'm these guys)
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Cloud service worker: Boss our entire service is down

Boss: get in the dns Shinji
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Libraries purchase books. When you see a book at the library, it isn’t “free”

the library bought it.

which in turn means that the community bought it.

In other words, library books are not lost sales for authors and publishers; they’re positive sales. Active sales. Those are bought.
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Nothing angers people more than a single and childfree woman who has no regrets about being single and childfree. We get called bitter, masculine and everything but children of God. The concept of a woman being happy with herself is a concept so foreign to people (men and women alike).
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You hurt me once more. I don’t think you can help it, and I’m not sure I should stand it.
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Mornings in the summertime were always better.
So much better.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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It has now been 20 years since Seattle voters last reelected a mayor. Tough audience.
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Remember when the Democratic Party party turned on David Hogg for suggesting we should primary the types of senators who would do shit like fold in half at the worst possible time, resulting in millions of Americans getting fucked over a barrel?
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Si tu sistema de transporte público no te lleva y te trae al aeropuerto de forma cómoda y segura, para mí no tienes transporte.
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Y'all the aurora tonight!!
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Every technology problem is three social problems in a trench coat
ok one last post -- oldheads are always going to "why is the web dying.... how can we get the kids invested in the free and open web"

bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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ok one last post -- oldheads are always going to "why is the web dying.... how can we get the kids invested in the free and open web"

bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM