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Fight & Intimacy Director working in the Buffalo Theatre District, she/they. Once I didn't say hello to a man and it ruined his day
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we have survived another week of The Horrors and that's just going to have to do
January 9, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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I notice people are starting to refer to ChatGPT as Chat. Stop that. Chat is my unhinged friend made up of thousands of real voices. Chat is my audience both real and fictional. Chat is all of us. And ChatGPT is wearing our skin like a suit.
January 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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When the cop murdered Philando Castile his girlfriend and her 4 year old daughter were also in the car.
January 8, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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My wife, a Minneapolis native, reminding me it's dead of night in Minnesota in January, below freezing, and there's thousands of people outside
January 8, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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I’m at the spot where ICE murdered Renee Nicolle Good today, along with my daughter and her bf. Still lots of people here at 11:00 pm. (Avoiding getting anyone in the picture)

It’s beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.
January 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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I say this because studies have shown playing tetris in the wake of a traumatic event can reduce the likelihood of ptsd. I treat the app like first aid. If we keep traumatizing each other we do the enemy’s work for us.
January 8, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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My best recommendation to you is to keep Tetris or a similar game on your phone and if you or someone near you see or experience something traumatic, open that app and play a few levels
January 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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I heard that your first dream in the new year indicates how the year is going to go for you. Last night I dreamed about a fire truck that was on fire. Is that good
January 2, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Inside you are two cats. They are both asleep
January 1, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this.

He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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Mamdani arrives to his mayoral inauguration at City Hall in a motorcade of NYC taxi cabs—workers he went on hunger strike with in 2021.
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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The Travel Advisory for Erie County is now lifted and I offer a BIG THANK YOU to all the snowplow drivers who worked this past day. Our Erie County Public Works and other plow operators cleared the roads, some where 2 feet fell in 12 hours, so others could celebrate the new year. Thank you to all!
January 1, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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Were 90s kids clamoring for a Batman cartoon with 1930s Art Deco aesthetics? Is that what the market demanded? Or did some really smart creative people have a vision and make a genre-defining hit that sustained 20 years of TV shows? If you want success look for vision, not just metrics.
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Latest projections from the meteorologists at the University at Albany's Center for Weather Excellence projects an ADDITIONAL 24+ inches of snow for parts of southern Erie County from 1 PM today through 7 AM Friday, Jan. 2. Total amounts and next 2 days projections in the below pictures. 1/2
December 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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We finally have a winter storm in downtown Buffalo! Conditions are not great but we can handle it and the roads are good.

A travel advisory is in effect for all of Erie County. No unnecessary travel is recommended and if you must travel please make sure you have a winter survival kit in your car.
December 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Strong winds have entered our region, with peak gusts of 70 mph expected by late afternoon. Wind gusts are expected to lessen substantially to 40 mph range by tomorrow per the US National Weather Service Buffalo. 1/3
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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A Travel Advisory has been issued for all of Erie County beginning at 11:00 AM today, Monday December 29.

Residents are advised to avoid travel if possible. If travel is unavoidable, be sure your vehicle is prepared for winter driving and has a winter survival kit inside.
December 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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All @eriecounty.bsky.social Office Buildings will be closing as of 11:30 AM. All non-essential employees will be released for the day at that time.
This is being done out of an abundance of caution with the worst of the storm expected to hit the metro Buffalo area starting at 1 PM through 5 PM. 1/2
December 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles.

When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.

This is outrageous.
December 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Mom in the bodega trying real hard to explain to her increasingly furious toddler that when she said he could have “one thing” she meant “a snack,” not the Golden Retriever that’s accompanying his owner.
December 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Obojima 5e running AI slop ads on TikTok is a choice lmao
December 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM