The Short Mars
@shortmars.bsky.social
🖖 💌 🎀 middle-aged texan cat loving space enthusiast (she/her)
Probably screaming about Star Trek or Taskmaster
Probably screaming about Star Trek or Taskmaster
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BUY NOW PAY NEVER - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
BUY NOW PAY NEVER - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Hey @marvelentertainment.tumblr.com.web.brid.gy
Just so you’re aware… I would make an incredible Squirrel Girl/Doreen Green!
This little fellow agrees.
Call me.
#SquirrelGirl #Marvel #CallMe
Just so you’re aware… I would make an incredible Squirrel Girl/Doreen Green!
This little fellow agrees.
Call me.
#SquirrelGirl #Marvel #CallMe
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Hey @marvelentertainment.tumblr.com.web.brid.gy
Just so you’re aware… I would make an incredible Squirrel Girl/Doreen Green!
This little fellow agrees.
Call me.
#SquirrelGirl #Marvel #CallMe
Just so you’re aware… I would make an incredible Squirrel Girl/Doreen Green!
This little fellow agrees.
Call me.
#SquirrelGirl #Marvel #CallMe
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Penzeys has a free shipping deal that ends today! Go spice up your life!
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Penzeys has a free shipping deal that ends today! Go spice up your life!
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Trek Talks 5, people! March 28! Be there for a full day of online #StarTrek panels to benefit @hofoco.org featuring guests from across the entire 60-year franchise.
🚨 Save the NEW date: Saturday, March 28, 2026 to join the Trek Talks 🖖 Star Trek family as we have a blast helping @hofoco.org. Subscribe on youtube.com/@trektalkste...! @syfysistas.bsky.social @trekgeeks.com @trekmovie.bsky.social @trektivism.bsky.social @roddenberrypod.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Trek Talks 5, people! March 28! Be there for a full day of online #StarTrek panels to benefit @hofoco.org featuring guests from across the entire 60-year franchise.
The couple who adopted Piccolo and Patatas sent new pics. Look at them.
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The couple who adopted Piccolo and Patatas sent new pics. Look at them.
Flight to DC: booked
DC hotel: booked
Layers to survive ungodly east coast winter: to be bought
Alex Horne clone jumper: ready
DC hotel: booked
Layers to survive ungodly east coast winter: to be bought
Alex Horne clone jumper: ready
XXL NEWS! Greg and Alex are coming to America in January 2026 to spread the word of the Taskmaster.
Shows in Chicago, Boston, Philadelphia, Washington D.C. and New York! Sign up to the mailing list for pre-sale access.
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Shows in Chicago, Boston, Philadelphia, Washington D.C. and New York! Sign up to the mailing list for pre-sale access.
taskmaster.tv/taskmaster-l...
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Flight to DC: booked
DC hotel: booked
Layers to survive ungodly east coast winter: to be bought
Alex Horne clone jumper: ready
DC hotel: booked
Layers to survive ungodly east coast winter: to be bought
Alex Horne clone jumper: ready
Hnnnnnggggggg yes
XXL NEWS! Greg and Alex are coming to America in January 2026 to spread the word of the Taskmaster.
Shows in Chicago, Boston, Philadelphia, Washington D.C. and New York! Sign up to the mailing list for pre-sale access.
taskmaster.tv/taskmaster-l...
Shows in Chicago, Boston, Philadelphia, Washington D.C. and New York! Sign up to the mailing list for pre-sale access.
taskmaster.tv/taskmaster-l...
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Hnnnnnggggggg yes
Me:work days:bottom of the barrel of my energy::cotton swab:pap smear:cervix
December 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Me:work days:bottom of the barrel of my energy::cotton swab:pap smear:cervix
This morning I noticed a man in a marked vehicle taking a photo of a house. As I flipped a u-turned I had to face the fact that I can’t be of much if any help if ICE tries to kidnap my neighbor.
I was relieved to realize USIC =\= USCIS.
That man was there to inspect for sidewalk damage.
I was relieved to realize USIC =\= USCIS.
That man was there to inspect for sidewalk damage.
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This morning I noticed a man in a marked vehicle taking a photo of a house. As I flipped a u-turned I had to face the fact that I can’t be of much if any help if ICE tries to kidnap my neighbor.
I was relieved to realize USIC =\= USCIS.
That man was there to inspect for sidewalk damage.
I was relieved to realize USIC =\= USCIS.
That man was there to inspect for sidewalk damage.
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Good afternoon
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Good afternoon
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RE-ANIMATOR HOLIDAY EXCHANGE GIFT FOR @foecrumbs.bsky.social #reanimator #genderswap
I made Dani Cain with The Bride
I made Dani Cain with The Bride
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
RE-ANIMATOR HOLIDAY EXCHANGE GIFT FOR @foecrumbs.bsky.social #reanimator #genderswap
I made Dani Cain with The Bride
I made Dani Cain with The Bride
The biggest scam in medicine that no one is talking about is the “non-drowsy” label on Dramamine and Bonine.
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The biggest scam in medicine that no one is talking about is the “non-drowsy” label on Dramamine and Bonine.
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Rare image of a puppeteer being born
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Rare image of a puppeteer being born
My Thanksgiving fails: doubled the amount of milk called for in one recipe (turned out okay!) and wasted one and a half boxes of Mac and cheese because of clumsiness.
Grateful there were no real disasters considering I made the entire spread minus deviled eggs (sister) and pie (mom).
Grateful there were no real disasters considering I made the entire spread minus deviled eggs (sister) and pie (mom).
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My Thanksgiving fails: doubled the amount of milk called for in one recipe (turned out okay!) and wasted one and a half boxes of Mac and cheese because of clumsiness.
Grateful there were no real disasters considering I made the entire spread minus deviled eggs (sister) and pie (mom).
Grateful there were no real disasters considering I made the entire spread minus deviled eggs (sister) and pie (mom).
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It's time for this again: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcAx...
The Butterball Hotline | The West Wing
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November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It's time for this again: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcAx...
The current fashion of clothing being metallic or covered in rhinestones or sequins is doing a number on my bank account. A massive negative number.
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The current fashion of clothing being metallic or covered in rhinestones or sequins is doing a number on my bank account. A massive negative number.
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Me, optimistic, earlier: “I’m not going to stress about the holidays this year.”
Me, 4pm, day before the holidays even start: been sent to my room without dinner for being a massive bitch to everyone because of stress overload
Me, 4pm, day before the holidays even start: been sent to my room without dinner for being a massive bitch to everyone because of stress overload
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Me, optimistic, earlier: “I’m not going to stress about the holidays this year.”
Me, 4pm, day before the holidays even start: been sent to my room without dinner for being a massive bitch to everyone because of stress overload
Me, 4pm, day before the holidays even start: been sent to my room without dinner for being a massive bitch to everyone because of stress overload
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"San Francisco, 1986," oil on panel.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"San Francisco, 1986," oil on panel.
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brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
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It’s been three years since I offhandedly quoted my nephew’s joke while hanging out after a family Thanksgiving dinner, and people are STILL scrounging for clout by reposting screen caps of the tweet as if it were their own fresh content. The internet is inexplicable
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s been three years since I offhandedly quoted my nephew’s joke while hanging out after a family Thanksgiving dinner, and people are STILL scrounging for clout by reposting screen caps of the tweet as if it were their own fresh content. The internet is inexplicable
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November 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Have we considered the possibility that the "67" meme is caused by Data sending information out of the time loop in an attempt to stop America from crashing into the USS Bozeman?
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Have we considered the possibility that the "67" meme is caused by Data sending information out of the time loop in an attempt to stop America from crashing into the USS Bozeman?