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The Short Mars
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🖖 💌 🎀 middle-aged texan cat loving space enthusiast (she/her) Probably screaming about Star Trek or Taskmaster
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Ah yes, I’m at that part of my West Wing rewatch where they bring a Black woman onto senior staff just to act as a foil for Josh so he can swoop in and save the world from her aggressive incompetence.
I need Sanjeev’s AO3 UN
Post vaccine bandages are so in right now.
So a branch of the US government has essentially been dissolved.
Very basic: Olive oil, lemon juice, white wine vinegar, parsley, s+p, shallot, crumbled feta.

I made tofu feta, so I will probably pour the white miso marinade from that into the salad as well. OUAGH!
Made walnut and roasted beet lentil salad for the Tiger and also started on my momma’s birthday cake tonight.

Help! My kitchen smells too delicious but everything I made is for a later date!!
Yeah fair. I think the “people aren’t used to how you are” comment still stings.
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the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction
It feels impossible to be a weirdo in the corporate world. Very “damned if you do/don’t”.

“Be passionate, why are you such a bitch? Chill out, speak up in meetings more. Get the job done, why did you let yourself burn out? Finish this in time, oh no one TOLD you to pull an overnighter.”
I got coached at work for having “a tone” in a meeting and to remember that not everyone is used to, quote “how you are”. I’m deeply humiliated by this. Others who were in the meeting are surprised to hear this, but I can’t just brush off feedback because the people who like me disagree with it.
Then again I can believe that bad bitch queen dommed Jonathan into giving her a DNA sample so she can just handle it all herself.
I can’t believe he managed to get his penis into something besides his Andorian boyfriend. Good for him.
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SINGING I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL

PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY

I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL

ˡᵒʳᵉᵐ ⁱᵖˢᵘᵐ ᵈᵒˡᵒʳ AND DANCE WITH ME
The circle of hobby:

Love thing in solitude
↗️ ↘️
Leave fandom Join fandom
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Messy fandom
dynamics ensue
My guy friend thinks we are going to severely reduce contact once he gets a girlfriend.

Wrong Mfer. I’m going to befriend your gf. We are going to be besties and team up against you. I’m going to take her out to lunch, woo her, seduce her.

You can’t be rid of me. I am eternal.
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[Cha Cha Slide voice] Everybody crap your pants 👏👏👏👏👏
Halloween costume idea: Ravy Crockett

Surprisingly I can’t find a rainbow coonskin cap.
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I know nothing about TommyInnit, but look at this lineup: Keith from the Try Guys, Max Fosh, Alex Horne, and... Gordon Ramsay?? And it benefits the Great Ormond Street Hospital Charity. Seems worth tuning in for!
The Curious Case of the Copper Key ft. MatPat, Max Fosh, Keith Habs & More
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Oh shit did he finally impregnate Ethan Peck?
Reece panic-raided Alex’s wardrobe before the prize task I swear.