The Short Mars
@shortmars.bsky.social
🖖 💌 🎀 middle-aged texan cat loving space enthusiast (she/her)
Probably screaming about Star Trek or Taskmaster
Probably screaming about Star Trek or Taskmaster
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Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
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We’ll cover adoption fees and vet costs for anyone who adopts this poor cat
met a celebrity at the local humane center @holywowstudios.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
We’ll cover adoption fees and vet costs for anyone who adopts this poor cat
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If I had a Tim Minchin I would go back and turn off autocorrect.
December 11, 2025 at 9:52 AM
If I had a Tim Minchin I would go back and turn off autocorrect.
Do yourself a favor and block this one. Ran across them in the wild and don’t want you to as well
December 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Do yourself a favor and block this one. Ran across them in the wild and don’t want you to as well
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Sandie Peggie sounds like the worst possible recipe variation of Sex On The Beach
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Sandie Peggie sounds like the worst possible recipe variation of Sex On The Beach
TICKETS ACQUIRED!! FUCKING BRUTAL 🔥 🩸 🍈 🧊 ⚽️
Amon Amarth & Dethklok announce co-headlining tour with Castle Rat www.brooklynvegan.com/amon-amarth-...
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
TICKETS ACQUIRED!! FUCKING BRUTAL 🔥 🩸 🍈 🧊 ⚽️
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Sex work is work. Its not down bad work. It's not hustle work. It's just work. Labor for money. You use your body to make a living too, that's how labor works.
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Sex work is work. Its not down bad work. It's not hustle work. It's just work. Labor for money. You use your body to make a living too, that's how labor works.
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December 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Anyone who makes it more difficult to feed babies is evil.
Breastfeeding is wonderful. Baby formula is wonderful.
Feeding children is a basic tenant of society.
Breastfeeding is wonderful. Baby formula is wonderful.
Feeding children is a basic tenant of society.
December 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Anyone who makes it more difficult to feed babies is evil.
Breastfeeding is wonderful. Baby formula is wonderful.
Feeding children is a basic tenant of society.
Breastfeeding is wonderful. Baby formula is wonderful.
Feeding children is a basic tenant of society.
To everyone shocked that the Taskmaster ticket sales were a disaster:
a man in a green jacket is standing in front of a christmas tree lot .
Alt: a man in a green jacket is standing in front of a christmas tree lot .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
To everyone shocked that the Taskmaster ticket sales were a disaster:
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Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)
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Glad to see people talking about Penn Jillette. The 2024 interview was done by me. I found him to be a refreshingly reflective, self-critical individual who has remained curious and willing to evolve.
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Glad to see people talking about Penn Jillette. The 2024 interview was done by me. I found him to be a refreshingly reflective, self-critical individual who has remained curious and willing to evolve.
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8 December 2002 - Ships passing in the night. Horne shares an early stage with the Taskmaster himself (and Daniel Kitson).
December 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
8 December 2002 - Ships passing in the night. Horne shares an early stage with the Taskmaster himself (and Daniel Kitson).
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Watching Geordie turn into a horrifying glowing-blue-veined thing.
My mom was a normie but she always had TNG on the TV. When my aunt figured out my sister and I liked Trek, she introduced us to TOS. I miss that aunt.
My mom was a normie but she always had TNG on the TV. When my aunt figured out my sister and I liked Trek, she introduced us to TOS. I miss that aunt.
Trekkies: If you see this, post your first experience with Star Trek.
I vaguely remember seeing some TOS in reruns when I was small, and being drawn to Spock.
But when I saw TNG's "Lonely Among Us" at the ripe age of 7, I was hooked. The rest is history. 37 years, three tattoos, and counting. 🖖❤️💙💛
I vaguely remember seeing some TOS in reruns when I was small, and being drawn to Spock.
But when I saw TNG's "Lonely Among Us" at the ripe age of 7, I was hooked. The rest is history. 37 years, three tattoos, and counting. 🖖❤️💙💛
Trekkies: If you see this, post your first experience with Star Trek.
My 1st experience that I remember was seeing ST:TMP in the theater as a 2 year old & beong obsessed with Lt. Ilia. I must have seen Star Trek on TV before that cuz I remember knowing who Spock was in the film & liking him too.
My 1st experience that I remember was seeing ST:TMP in the theater as a 2 year old & beong obsessed with Lt. Ilia. I must have seen Star Trek on TV before that cuz I remember knowing who Spock was in the film & liking him too.
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Watching Geordie turn into a horrifying glowing-blue-veined thing.
My mom was a normie but she always had TNG on the TV. When my aunt figured out my sister and I liked Trek, she introduced us to TOS. I miss that aunt.
My mom was a normie but she always had TNG on the TV. When my aunt figured out my sister and I liked Trek, she introduced us to TOS. I miss that aunt.
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any time you're told to use AI at work, turn your work in about half as fast and pepper it with obvious mistakes. if nobody cares, you have less to do, and if they do, you can tell them you'll never use AI at work again
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
any time you're told to use AI at work, turn your work in about half as fast and pepper it with obvious mistakes. if nobody cares, you have less to do, and if they do, you can tell them you'll never use AI at work again
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Celebration is in order! I have an idea for marking the occasion: @taskmaster.tv should #ReleaseTheCheekyTexts!
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Celebration is in order! I have an idea for marking the occasion: @taskmaster.tv should #ReleaseTheCheekyTexts!
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BUY NOW PAY NEVER - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
BUY NOW PAY NEVER - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Hey @marvelentertainment.tumblr.com.web.brid.gy
Just so you’re aware… I would make an incredible Squirrel Girl/Doreen Green!
This little fellow agrees.
Call me.
#SquirrelGirl #Marvel #CallMe
Just so you’re aware… I would make an incredible Squirrel Girl/Doreen Green!
This little fellow agrees.
Call me.
#SquirrelGirl #Marvel #CallMe
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Hey @marvelentertainment.tumblr.com.web.brid.gy
Just so you’re aware… I would make an incredible Squirrel Girl/Doreen Green!
This little fellow agrees.
Call me.
#SquirrelGirl #Marvel #CallMe
Just so you’re aware… I would make an incredible Squirrel Girl/Doreen Green!
This little fellow agrees.
Call me.
#SquirrelGirl #Marvel #CallMe
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Penzeys has a free shipping deal that ends today! Go spice up your life!
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Penzeys has a free shipping deal that ends today! Go spice up your life!
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Trek Talks 5, people! March 28! Be there for a full day of online #StarTrek panels to benefit @hofoco.org featuring guests from across the entire 60-year franchise.
🚨 Save the NEW date: Saturday, March 28, 2026 to join the Trek Talks 🖖 Star Trek family as we have a blast helping @hofoco.org. Subscribe on youtube.com/@trektalkste...! @syfysistas.bsky.social @trekgeeks.com @trekmovie.bsky.social @trektivism.bsky.social @roddenberrypod.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Trek Talks 5, people! March 28! Be there for a full day of online #StarTrek panels to benefit @hofoco.org featuring guests from across the entire 60-year franchise.
The couple who adopted Piccolo and Patatas sent new pics. Look at them.
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The couple who adopted Piccolo and Patatas sent new pics. Look at them.