Alan the Cat
@signorcat.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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can someone draw this for money please 😇
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
can someone draw this for money please 😇
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Unless it's a short-term offer (three years?), just pivot to Kyle Tucker if you're willing to spend that much on an outfielder.
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Unless it's a short-term offer (three years?), just pivot to Kyle Tucker if you're willing to spend that much on an outfielder.
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the patent and trademark office keeps denying the name "Las Vegas Athletics" because "Athletics" is not descriptive enough and "Las Vegas athletics" could be used to describe anything in LV. www.gerbenlaw.com/blog/uspto-d...
USPTO Denies 'Las Vegas Athletics' Trademark as Geographically Descriptive
The USPTO denied the ‘Las Vegas Athletics’ trademarks as geographically descriptive. This post breaks down the refusal and why timing is the real problem.
www.gerbenlaw.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:11 PM
the patent and trademark office keeps denying the name "Las Vegas Athletics" because "Athletics" is not descriptive enough and "Las Vegas athletics" could be used to describe anything in LV. www.gerbenlaw.com/blog/uspto-d...
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“Hee-haw and Merry Christmas!”
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“Hee-haw and Merry Christmas!”
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Babe Ruth hit 405 home runs after Dick Van Dyke was born.
December 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Babe Ruth hit 405 home runs after Dick Van Dyke was born.
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Joe Buck is absolutely the favorite baseball announcer of people who think Nickelback is good
The Joe Buck hate is so tired when he's genuinely a great announcer.
The internet tricked y'all into believing he was bad just like they tricked y'all about Nickelback
The internet tricked y'all into believing he was bad just like they tricked y'all about Nickelback
Now we're putting nepo babies in the Hall. Wonderful institution we've got there.
December 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Joe Buck is absolutely the favorite baseball announcer of people who think Nickelback is good
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ANDOR was my favorite show of the year and frankly FRANKLY it’s not particularly close.
December 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
ANDOR was my favorite show of the year and frankly FRANKLY it’s not particularly close.
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
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Fun fact: Cam Schlittler got more write-in votes for NYC Mayor (1) than he did for Rookie of the Year (0).
Our first Yankees Hot Stove show of the offseason is coming up tonight at 6:30 on YES! Cam Schlittler will be joining us in the studio!
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Fun fact: Cam Schlittler got more write-in votes for NYC Mayor (1) than he did for Rookie of the Year (0).
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there is zero chance the Yankees failed to turn a profit in any year, but especially in 2025 when they were coming off a World Series appearance. If an MLB owner says he lost money, that's like me saying I can fly. You should insist on proof.
(I can't fly, just so no one asks me to demonstrate.)
(I can't fly, just so no one asks me to demonstrate.)
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
there is zero chance the Yankees failed to turn a profit in any year, but especially in 2025 when they were coming off a World Series appearance. If an MLB owner says he lost money, that's like me saying I can fly. You should insist on proof.
(I can't fly, just so no one asks me to demonstrate.)
(I can't fly, just so no one asks me to demonstrate.)
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wow would you look at the time, it’s already Hal Steinbrenner Shut the Fuck Up O’Clock again
Failson Billionaire: You think I make a lot of money? Well have you considered I also have to spend some of it
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
wow would you look at the time, it’s already Hal Steinbrenner Shut the Fuck Up O’Clock again
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the Commissioner's Office, while partnering with every casino under the sun
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
the Commissioner's Office, while partnering with every casino under the sun
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Rogers Hornsby: People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Rogers Hornsby's Therapist: Let's unpack that, Roger.
Rogers Hornsby: It's "Rogers"
Rogers Hornsby's Therapist: Let's unpack that, Roger.
Rogers Hornsby: It's "Rogers"
November 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Rogers Hornsby: People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Rogers Hornsby's Therapist: Let's unpack that, Roger.
Rogers Hornsby: It's "Rogers"
Rogers Hornsby's Therapist: Let's unpack that, Roger.
Rogers Hornsby: It's "Rogers"
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Heads up @thedigitalbits.bsky.social readers: Some of you may have noticed that BEN-HUR (1959) and ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN (1976) have been listed for #4K Steelbook release on Gruv. I’ve confirmed with the studio that these are due to street in early 2026 (probably Q1). Just FYI!
October 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Heads up @thedigitalbits.bsky.social readers: Some of you may have noticed that BEN-HUR (1959) and ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN (1976) have been listed for #4K Steelbook release on Gruv. I’ve confirmed with the studio that these are due to street in early 2026 (probably Q1). Just FYI!
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"don't leave one mediocre in the zone" yeah thanks Smoltzie, pretty sure that's true for any competent major-league hitter, not just Ohtani
October 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"don't leave one mediocre in the zone" yeah thanks Smoltzie, pretty sure that's true for any competent major-league hitter, not just Ohtani
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Dodgers spend 73% of their revenue; Brewers spend 41%
October 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Dodgers spend 73% of their revenue; Brewers spend 41%
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this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
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The sheer joy of sports BlueSky right now is making me smile. This is what social media is supposed to be.
October 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The sheer joy of sports BlueSky right now is making me smile. This is what social media is supposed to be.
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It's time for Yankees baseball.
October 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It's time for Yankees baseball.
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Aaron Judge homering on this pitch is INSANE!
The PLV result likelihoods of this pitch:
Swinging Strike: 29.0%
Foul: 32.7%
In-Play Out: 13.0%
We aren't talking enough about how crazy this homerun was
The PLV result likelihoods of this pitch:
Swinging Strike: 29.0%
Foul: 32.7%
In-Play Out: 13.0%
We aren't talking enough about how crazy this homerun was
October 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Aaron Judge homering on this pitch is INSANE!
The PLV result likelihoods of this pitch:
Swinging Strike: 29.0%
Foul: 32.7%
In-Play Out: 13.0%
We aren't talking enough about how crazy this homerun was
The PLV result likelihoods of this pitch:
Swinging Strike: 29.0%
Foul: 32.7%
In-Play Out: 13.0%
We aren't talking enough about how crazy this homerun was
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October 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM