simonhair
@simonhair.bsky.social
I love looking at my phone. Just looking at my phone all day long, refreshing the same two awful websites while my body seizes up and I sink into another depression. That's livin' alright.
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rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
January 25, 2026 at 7:57 PM
rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
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“The telephone pole - a known leftist agitator - proudly wore a manifesto signaling the coordinated premeditated nature of this heinous attack on our our brave officers’ vehicle”
January 23, 2026 at 10:32 PM
“The telephone pole - a known leftist agitator - proudly wore a manifesto signaling the coordinated premeditated nature of this heinous attack on our our brave officers’ vehicle”
I want to see the tiny people www.bbc.co.uk/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 23, 2026 at 8:33 AM
I want to see the tiny people www.bbc.co.uk/future/artic...
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There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.
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This is quite amazing
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 7:33 AM
This is quite amazing
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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I am seeing about 8-10 of new ones of these per day, and I'm not even following a ton of news people/orgs here. I am so, so skeptical there is a level of propaganda genius or social media platform control that can overcome the level of mass ICE atrocity sharing among normies the past month.
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I am seeing about 8-10 of new ones of these per day, and I'm not even following a ton of news people/orgs here. I am so, so skeptical there is a level of propaganda genius or social media platform control that can overcome the level of mass ICE atrocity sharing among normies the past month.
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what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open
January 12, 2026 at 3:34 PM
what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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wow really helpful, thank you new york times
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
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Hollywood sucks because they made a fifth Rambo movie in 2019 and didn't get Lou Bega to do the theme song
January 6, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Hollywood sucks because they made a fifth Rambo movie in 2019 and didn't get Lou Bega to do the theme song
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The reputation and prestige of the FIFA peace prize is now in shambles
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 AM
The reputation and prestige of the FIFA peace prize is now in shambles
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This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
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Latin American Coups promoted by the United States
January 3, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Latin American Coups promoted by the United States
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Oh, you like Wong Jing's bootleg STREET FIGHTER 2 (FUTURE COPS?) How about Wong Jing's bootleg TEKKEN (THE AVENGING FIST)?
January 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Oh, you like Wong Jing's bootleg STREET FIGHTER 2 (FUTURE COPS?) How about Wong Jing's bootleg TEKKEN (THE AVENGING FIST)?
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It’s going to be so hard to preserve an accurate portrayal of this bizarre time in history, because future generations will not be able to reconcile the scale of evil atrocities with the aesthetics of a 7 year old’s birthday party in 1990
Vanilla Ice performing with a dancing Ninja Turtle at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party
January 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
It’s going to be so hard to preserve an accurate portrayal of this bizarre time in history, because future generations will not be able to reconcile the scale of evil atrocities with the aesthetics of a 7 year old’s birthday party in 1990
Was going to post a load of photos on Instagram but looked at them and thought "who gives a shit?" and decided to post this here instead.
December 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Was going to post a load of photos on Instagram but looked at them and thought "who gives a shit?" and decided to post this here instead.
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I shouldn't laugh, but imagine your ass being haunted?
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
I Got My BBL From a Cadaver
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
www.thecut.com
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I shouldn't laugh, but imagine your ass being haunted?
Can't believe it's Saturday already
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Can't believe it's Saturday already
Words my brain likes to mispronounce include panettone and chandelier. Please nobody bring out a hit song called panettone.
December 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Words my brain likes to mispronounce include panettone and chandelier. Please nobody bring out a hit song called panettone.
Had to undo a repost because I decided it didn't suit my public profile, when really the content of my brain is 90% toilet humour, and the other 10% is just toilet. I am a 3 year old.
December 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Had to undo a repost because I decided it didn't suit my public profile, when really the content of my brain is 90% toilet humour, and the other 10% is just toilet. I am a 3 year old.