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Not the one you need but probably the one you deserve. She/her
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All the pup wants for Christmas is for you to have a good day. 🎄💜
December 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
All the pup wants for Christmas is for you to have a good day. 🎄💜
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1000 percent every word of this. 😤
December 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
1000 percent every word of this. 😤
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Undecided voter: “How can someone like you convince me that my vote matters”
James Talarico: “They wouldn't be trying so hard to stop you from voting if your vote didn't matter — Texas is one of the hardest places to vote in the entire country. That is by design”
James Talarico: “They wouldn't be trying so hard to stop you from voting if your vote didn't matter — Texas is one of the hardest places to vote in the entire country. That is by design”
December 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Undecided voter: “How can someone like you convince me that my vote matters”
James Talarico: “They wouldn't be trying so hard to stop you from voting if your vote didn't matter — Texas is one of the hardest places to vote in the entire country. That is by design”
James Talarico: “They wouldn't be trying so hard to stop you from voting if your vote didn't matter — Texas is one of the hardest places to vote in the entire country. That is by design”
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What we had, what we could have had, and what we are currently fighting against.
December 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
What we had, what we could have had, and what we are currently fighting against.
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We could have had it all, rolling in the deep
December 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
We could have had it all, rolling in the deep
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VP Kamala Harris tribute to Rob Reiner is classy as always. IYKYK.
December 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
VP Kamala Harris tribute to Rob Reiner is classy as always. IYKYK.
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How it could have been vs. what we’re stuck with
December 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
How it could have been vs. what we’re stuck with
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When I was a freshman in college, I was a reporter for the newspaper.
One assignment that year was to cover Ron Howard, screening the movie Parenthood and then talking about it w the audience afterward
So I watched the entire movie like everyone else, but since I was
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One assignment that year was to cover Ron Howard, screening the movie Parenthood and then talking about it w the audience afterward
So I watched the entire movie like everyone else, but since I was
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a young man with long blonde hair is looking at the camera and saying `` as you wish '' .
ALT: a young man with long blonde hair is looking at the camera and saying `` as you wish '' .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
When I was a freshman in college, I was a reporter for the newspaper.
One assignment that year was to cover Ron Howard, screening the movie Parenthood and then talking about it w the audience afterward
So I watched the entire movie like everyone else, but since I was
1/
One assignment that year was to cover Ron Howard, screening the movie Parenthood and then talking about it w the audience afterward
So I watched the entire movie like everyone else, but since I was
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Rob Reiner and his wife Michele Singer were murdered. This is how Trump decided to respond.
December 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Rob Reiner and his wife Michele Singer were murdered. This is how Trump decided to respond.
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Feverishly working on this
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Feverishly working on this
Women choosing the bear - what if the bear was a cop? What then, women?
December 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Women choosing the bear - what if the bear was a cop? What then, women?
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Measles didn’t make a comeback on its own.
This is RFK Jr’s anti-vax movement and his disinformation campaign. And equally as disturbing, some people are perfectly fine with this outcome.
This is RFK Jr’s anti-vax movement and his disinformation campaign. And equally as disturbing, some people are perfectly fine with this outcome.
December 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Measles didn’t make a comeback on its own.
This is RFK Jr’s anti-vax movement and his disinformation campaign. And equally as disturbing, some people are perfectly fine with this outcome.
This is RFK Jr’s anti-vax movement and his disinformation campaign. And equally as disturbing, some people are perfectly fine with this outcome.
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My kingdom for commercials that match the volume of the broadcast
December 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My kingdom for commercials that match the volume of the broadcast
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Yes, what an odd thing to say.
December 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Yes, what an odd thing to say.
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"He's a hero. One hundred percent a hero. Once we saw on social media, he's one hundred percent a hero," his cousin, Mustafa al-Ahmad, said.
No lie: www.jpost.com/internationa...
No lie: www.jpost.com/internationa...
Muslim civilian disarms gunman in Sydney terror attack | The Jerusalem Post
"He's a hero. One hundred percent a hero. Once we saw on social media, he's one hundred percent a hero," the man's cousin, Mustafa al-Ahmad, said.
www.jpost.com
December 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"He's a hero. One hundred percent a hero. Once we saw on social media, he's one hundred percent a hero," his cousin, Mustafa al-Ahmad, said.
No lie: www.jpost.com/internationa...
No lie: www.jpost.com/internationa...
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It's time that some of y'all come to terms with the fact that this is not about the existence of the State of Israel, or what happened with Gaza, but about overall hatred of Jews: www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-as-...
Gunmen Kill At Least 11 People During A Jewish Event On Sydney's Bondi Beach
Two gunmen have shot dead at least 11 people during a Jewish holiday celebration at Sydney’s Bondi Beach.
www.huffpost.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It's time that some of y'all come to terms with the fact that this is not about the existence of the State of Israel, or what happened with Gaza, but about overall hatred of Jews: www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-as-...
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Shocked by the awful death of Rob Reiner. I spoke with him for over an hour last night. We talked about his work and his plans for the future. I always enjoyed his company. We met at his Dad's in 1975. Last thing he said to me was "See you next year.." Such a terrible end. Such a sweet man.
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Shocked by the awful death of Rob Reiner. I spoke with him for over an hour last night. We talked about his work and his plans for the future. I always enjoyed his company. We met at his Dad's in 1975. Last thing he said to me was "See you next year.." Such a terrible end. Such a sweet man.
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Chag Sameach to everyone who celebrates! 🕎
December 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Chag Sameach to everyone who celebrates! 🕎
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The rich are destroying the planet.
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The rich are destroying the planet.
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Got the dreaded ”we see something unusual on your mammogram results” phone call yesterday. Went back in this morning for another mamo and ultrasound. The radiologist looked at everything and said “You’re all clear!”
Women, stay up on your yearly mamo. It’s not fun but it can save your life.
Women, stay up on your yearly mamo. It’s not fun but it can save your life.
December 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Got the dreaded ”we see something unusual on your mammogram results” phone call yesterday. Went back in this morning for another mamo and ultrasound. The radiologist looked at everything and said “You’re all clear!”
Women, stay up on your yearly mamo. It’s not fun but it can save your life.
Women, stay up on your yearly mamo. It’s not fun but it can save your life.
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GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
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Wow -- Russia reportedly plotted last year to plant bombs on US-bound flights (gift link) giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Wow -- Russia reportedly plotted last year to plant bombs on US-bound flights (gift link) giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
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"Lesser of 2 Evils"🙄
IDK how it's "evil" to have been the party that created every social program we have since the 1930's, ended segregation, passed the Voting Rights Act, sponsored the ADA & ACA, responded to Dobbs by ensuring women would keep their reproductive rights at the state-level, etc.
IDK how it's "evil" to have been the party that created every social program we have since the 1930's, ended segregation, passed the Voting Rights Act, sponsored the ADA & ACA, responded to Dobbs by ensuring women would keep their reproductive rights at the state-level, etc.
The lesser of two evils comments just means they have zero knowledge of laws and regulations and government function b/c they are too dumb to “see” the destruction of those things that’s happening now and will continue to affect us for decades.
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
"Lesser of 2 Evils"🙄
IDK how it's "evil" to have been the party that created every social program we have since the 1930's, ended segregation, passed the Voting Rights Act, sponsored the ADA & ACA, responded to Dobbs by ensuring women would keep their reproductive rights at the state-level, etc.
IDK how it's "evil" to have been the party that created every social program we have since the 1930's, ended segregation, passed the Voting Rights Act, sponsored the ADA & ACA, responded to Dobbs by ensuring women would keep their reproductive rights at the state-level, etc.