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Sir Bearclaw
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55-year-old Daddy bear married to a great guy, monogamously. Live in North TX, USA. Just here to post some things and read other things. Open to new friends, nothing more beyond that.
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December 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Let's call it what it is...

#SleepyDon
"Goodnight room
goodnight moon
goodnight cow jumping over the moon
goodnight light and the red balloon..."
Goodnight Sleepy Don
Goodnight Dear Leader
Goodnight to McDonald's
Your favorite face feeder
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”

Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Pete Hegseth, introduced as the SSecretary of War.
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I named my fists Zan and Jayna because they're going to Wonder Twin power activate.
I named my fists Frodo and Sam because they're going to take you to Mount Doom.
I named my fists Simon and Garfunkel because you’re about to say “hello darkness my old friend.”
December 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Want some?
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Time to start reading "To Kill a Mockingbird" for the first time.
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned.

1988 Chevy Nova (1996-2001)
1992 Plymouth Caravan (2001-2011)
2011 Jeep Patriot (2011-2025)
2025 Kia Soul (2025-present)

Only ever had four.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned.

How about 4 I currently own plus one from the past?

2020 Mini Cooper SE
1995 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 convertible
1992 Chrysler New Yorker
1982 Honda Prelude

And
1989 Chevrolet Cavalier Z24 convertible
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Before and after today's haircut
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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and if you can’t run on that then for fuck’s sake get out of the way and let someone run who can
The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.

Run on *that*
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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This is in the running for my favorite lecture slide ever
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My husband and I hosted our first Friendsgiving party yesterday since we last did it in 2019. In 2019 we had 6 guests show up. This year we had 17 guests, with 15 guests in attendance at the same time. Lots of conversation, food, and Cards Against Humanity (11 players at the same time). It rocked!
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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The Meowth is out of the bag.

I am currently researching and writing my next book, 'Space Invaders' a queer history of videogames.

Just like 'Queer As Folklore' this is a subject very very close to my heart. It's very bloody exciting. What a lucky sod!

Thanks @manchesterup.bsky.social!
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

It was just one slice of Italian cream cake.
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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TPUBLICAN is perfect if the "T" stands for TRAITOR.
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"How did you get into TTRPGs?

There I was minding my own business in the tavern just enjoying a good meal when all hell broke loose...
"How did you get into TTRPGs?

I met a young child beside a dead pony
I met a white man who walked a black dog
I met a young woman whose body was burning
I met a young girl, she gave me a Monster Manual
"How did you get into TTRPGs?"

Aboard a shipwreck train
Give my umbrella to the Rain Dogs
For I am a Rain Dog, too.
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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In Minnesota police set up a sting operation to catch child sex traffickers.

They caught 16 men. No immigrants. No trans people. All US Citizen Men.

One was an ICE fascist who said, "I'm ICE boys" when arrested, perhaps expecting to get special attention. He was arrested anyway.

So much winning.
November 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Motion to replace the phrase "take a shower" with "have a shower." I'm about to have a shower.
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Illegal and shameful and just how police behave in authoritarian regimes. And also wildly unpopular and not the country Americans want.
"After federal immigration officers in Charlotte saw a man taking photos of them, they chased him nearly 2 miles down a main road and made plans to “smash” into him, video played in court Thursday showed. They broke his window, charged him with a federal felony and accused him of assaulting them."
ICE video shows officers planned to ‘smash’ into Charlotte man filming Border Patrol
Immigration agents had a 12-pack of Modelos in their car while making arrests, Miguel Angel Garcia Martinez told investigators.
www.charlotteobserver.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM