Every so often on a work trip I try to walk from my Hampton inn or whatever to a nearby BWW or some other chain and this is exactly what it feels like.

One of my strongest beliefs is if they actually put this on Broadway it would absolutely destroy at the award shows and run for 20 years

It's very simple: they illegally killed USAID openly, without a hint of subterfuge, and brazenly lied about what the effects would be. The US commentariat and democratic leadership are totally rhetorically unequipped to deal with that, because it would be biased and uncivil respectively

Every day

For tycoons, their losses are worth it so they can regain power over people with pronouns in their bio. For them this is spending trillions to never hear a land acknowledgment again. It's worth it to them. They're burning it down so they can be kings of the ashes.

This is “Heat” for Baltimore

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

They’ll never accept it, but everyone who cast a vote for Donald Trump did real, generations-long damage to the United States and the west in exchange for essentially nothing of value.

I helped build a government AI system. DOGE fired me, rolled the AI out to the whole agency, and implied the AI can do my job and the jobs of the others they've fired.

It can't. But, what DOGE accidentally revealed about themselves in the process is fascinating. 🧵

WaPo working the term “hardball” embarrassingly hard here.

Let’s continue to normalize radical and borderline illegal activity, it’s working so well.

I am a commissioner at the Federal Trade Commission. Earlier today, the president attempted to illegally fire me. This is corruption, plain and simple. I will see the president in court. My full statement:

Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished

this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.

Literally unreal

Airport behavior only. And probably vacation airport behavior not heading out on a work trip airport behavior.

“i never thought the dipshits would be angry with ME” says mastermind of the “1 million dollars for angry dipshits” raffle

Over a decade on X and we out of that cesspool.

Time to start fresh over here