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SJP
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Supply chain, Software, Marketing, Juventus, Denver.
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Every day
what a terrible day to be able to read
Every so often on a work trip I try to walk from my Hampton inn or whatever to a nearby BWW or some other chain and this is exactly what it feels like.
“All cities are walkable if you’re not a bitch.”
July 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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One of my strongest beliefs is if they actually put this on Broadway it would absolutely destroy at the award shows and run for 20 years
June 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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It's very simple: they illegally killed USAID openly, without a hint of subterfuge, and brazenly lied about what the effects would be. The US commentariat and democratic leadership are totally rhetorically unequipped to deal with that, because it would be biased and uncivil respectively
If I can be real for a moment, what frightens me most right now is that David Brooks is more upset about Trump-Musk than many, maybe most, liberal pundits and Democratic leaders are.
June 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Every day
what a terrible day to be able to read
April 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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For tycoons, their losses are worth it so they can regain power over people with pronouns in their bio. For them this is spending trillions to never hear a land acknowledgment again. It's worth it to them. They're burning it down so they can be kings of the ashes.
April 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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This is “Heat” for Baltimore
April 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
April 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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They’ll never accept it, but everyone who cast a vote for Donald Trump did real, generations-long damage to the United States and the west in exchange for essentially nothing of value.
Carney: "The old relationship we had with the United States based on deepening integration of our economies and tight security and military cooperation is over."
March 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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I helped build a government AI system. DOGE fired me, rolled the AI out to the whole agency, and implied the AI can do my job and the jobs of the others they've fired.

It can't. But, what DOGE accidentally revealed about themselves in the process is fascinating. 🧵
March 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
WaPo working the term “hardball” embarrassingly hard here.

Let’s continue to normalize radical and borderline illegal activity, it’s working so well.
Following President Donald Trump’s Feb. 19 executive order targeting nonexecutive branch foreign aid and peacemaking agencies for elimination, agents of DOGE, the White House-based organization overseen by Elon Musk, have moved to take over entities both small and large.
DOGE plays hardball in U.S. Institute of Peace takeover
DOGE, which stands for Department of Government Efficiency, took over the U.S. Institute of Peace after threatening its officials with criminal prosecution.
wapo.st
March 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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I am a commissioner at the Federal Trade Commission. Earlier today, the president attempted to illegally fire me. This is corruption, plain and simple. I will see the president in court. My full statement:
March 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
March 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.
February 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Literally unreal
Nikola Jokić joins Wilt Chamberlain as the only player in NBA history to record 30/20/15 in a game 🔥
January 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Airport behavior only. And probably vacation airport behavior not heading out on a work trip airport behavior.
This was a year ago. Ordered and drank 3 gin and tonics for breakfast on a workday. Sexual assault, ran two nonprofits into the ground, racist.
Republican Senators are actually prepared to turn over the most lethal army in the world to this man. Because they’re afraid they’ll be….”primaried”??
January 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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“i never thought the dipshits would be angry with ME” says mastermind of the “1 million dollars for angry dipshits” raffle
December 28, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Over a decade on X and we out of that cesspool.

Time to start fresh over here
November 15, 2024 at 3:37 AM