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Emily
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if you flush your toilet on NYE at exactly 11:59:51, the final remnants of the year will exit the bowl at the stroke of midnight.
January 1, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
December 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Suspending Doctors Without Borders is definitely a thing healthy countries do
Israel says it will suspend several humanitarian groups, including Doctors Without Borders, in 2026 for failing its new vetting rules for groups working in Gaza. Some international organizations have said that Israel’s rules are arbitrary and could endanger staff.
Israel says it will halt operations of several humanitarian organizations in Gaza starting in 2026
Israel says it will suspend several humanitarian organizations, including Doctors Without Borders, for failing to meet its new rules to vet international organizations working in Gaza.
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December 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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AOC: "It's not just that Trump is corrupt. It's that everyone participating in this is corrupt — Elon is corrupt. Jeff Bezos is corrupt. Mark Zuckerberg is corrupt"
December 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Breaking | Trump orders airstrikes to aid Nigerian Christians despite Stephen Miller's frantic cries that Nigerian Christians are Black.
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Explaining Josh Johnson’s career to my extended family like I’m telling the story of Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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How farcical is it for Snoop Dogg to be at the Netflix NFL Christmas halftime show singing about the pigs tryna get at cha when he's basically working for the pigs now
December 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Morning.
December 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Fun facts for geography/planning nerds:
- both the New York Jets and the New York Giants play in New Jersey
- the Kansas City Chiefs have been playing in Missouri, and they’ll soon play in Kansas
- the Washington Commanders have been playing in Maryland, and they’ll play in DC starting in 2030
Breaking news: The Kansas City Chiefs have informed administrative officials that they will announce their move to Kansas today, according to sources who asked not to be named because they were not authorized to speak publicly.

Read the developing story: bit.ly/4b9qGJI
December 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university
Graduate instructor who gave failing grade to Samantha Fulnecky no longer teaching at OU
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university.
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December 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Radical bearded cleric issues new fatwa -->
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Oh my god no. This is tragic. Vince Zampella has been killed in a car accident. www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/v...
Vince Zampella, video game developer behind 'Call of Duty' franchise, killed in mountain road crash
Vince Zampella is the former CEO of video game developers Infinity Ward, the studio behind the wildly successful "Call of Duty" franchise.
www.nbclosangeles.com
December 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Florida has had 30 exonerations from death row, more than any other state in the country.

When the stakes are life or death, we cannot afford to settle for anything less than what the Constitution promises.
BREAKING: The Florida Supreme Court upheld Florida’s law, making it the only state to allow juries split 8-4 to sentence people to death.

Permitting non-unanimous, divided juries to sentence people to death is unconstitutional and increases the risk of executing an innocent person.
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Bari Weiss and CBS are proud to bring you a new weekly special: "NOTHING OF INTEREST: People You've Never Heard of Unless You're Terminally Online Get Interviewed by Other People You Don't Know."
December 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I know this isn't the point, but the "congratulations to President Kennedy" is just sending me. It's like "Frederick Douglass is an example of someone who's done an amazing job."
Kennedy Center to be renamed Trump-Kennedy Center —Karoline Leavitt x.com/PressSec/sta...
December 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
A random military bonus? The US is definitely going to war with Venezuela.
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Josh O’Connor as a hot and wholesome priest in Wake Up Dead Man… bless me father, for i’m about to sin.
December 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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THIS. IS. NOT. FUCKING. OKAY.
December 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — Kansas City Chiefs say Patrick Mahomes tore the ACL in his left knee and that he and team are exploring surgical options.
December 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Difficult ending to Mahomes's season. Next year.
December 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Bovino, the man overseeing mass deportations, publicly declared that we must all have our papers on us, at all times, or we could be stopped, harassed, kidnapped, and detained, as they did with the man in this case, who is a US citizen.
December 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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There’s a vein of progressive / progressive coded discourse which sincerely believes that no one should face punishment or sanction for any kind of bad behaviour ever
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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film flubs: in my cousin vinny, joe pesci’s character speaks in a new york accent despite the movie taking place in alabama
December 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM