Skylor Beck
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If you bought a 50 year house when you're 20, you'd be 70 when you finally pay it off. America has an average lifespan of 73 years
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
If you bought a 50 year house when you're 20, you'd be 70 when you finally pay it off. America has an average lifespan of 73 years
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“Once you’ve hit 400 hours there’s nothing to do! It feels so bad to play!”
Yeah bro, you’re done with the game. You’ve finished. That’s what finished is.
Yeah bro, you’re done with the game. You’ve finished. That’s what finished is.
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
“Once you’ve hit 400 hours there’s nothing to do! It feels so bad to play!”
Yeah bro, you’re done with the game. You’ve finished. That’s what finished is.
Yeah bro, you’re done with the game. You’ve finished. That’s what finished is.
No one hates your game more than the player who has 500 hours in it
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
No one hates your game more than the player who has 500 hours in it
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Strength training is political. We have a right-wing which has taken over physical fitness spaces, and hijacked “warrior culture”.
We need a muscular progressivist visions. We need to be strong to build the world we want.
Building my guns for the revolution. 💪🏾✊🏾 #Swoletariat #ResistanceTraining”
We need a muscular progressivist visions. We need to be strong to build the world we want.
Building my guns for the revolution. 💪🏾✊🏾 #Swoletariat #ResistanceTraining”
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Strength training is political. We have a right-wing which has taken over physical fitness spaces, and hijacked “warrior culture”.
We need a muscular progressivist visions. We need to be strong to build the world we want.
Building my guns for the revolution. 💪🏾✊🏾 #Swoletariat #ResistanceTraining”
We need a muscular progressivist visions. We need to be strong to build the world we want.
Building my guns for the revolution. 💪🏾✊🏾 #Swoletariat #ResistanceTraining”
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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When I was a bartender, a client went home after drinking and killed his dad with a shovel
A few days later, I have private detectives in my bar flipping their badges and asking me questions about what color beer is.
I got to be the bartender you see on CSI who cleans glasses while talking to PIs
A few days later, I have private detectives in my bar flipping their badges and asking me questions about what color beer is.
I got to be the bartender you see on CSI who cleans glasses while talking to PIs
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
When I was a bartender, a client went home after drinking and killed his dad with a shovel
A few days later, I have private detectives in my bar flipping their badges and asking me questions about what color beer is.
I got to be the bartender you see on CSI who cleans glasses while talking to PIs
A few days later, I have private detectives in my bar flipping their badges and asking me questions about what color beer is.
I got to be the bartender you see on CSI who cleans glasses while talking to PIs
If you're a politician and you're scared of losing the midterms and facing the repercussions of your actions, consider following the lead of other politicians and passing away to escape the lifelong blood debt you've made instead
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
If you're a politician and you're scared of losing the midterms and facing the repercussions of your actions, consider following the lead of other politicians and passing away to escape the lifelong blood debt you've made instead
Reposted by Skylor Beck
Big titted goth bimbos for the communist revolution
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Big titted goth bimbos for the communist revolution
So are they going to write me a check for all the tariffs I had to pay now that they're overturned? Oh, they aren't? And the prices aren't going down either? So he still won.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
So are they going to write me a check for all the tariffs I had to pay now that they're overturned? Oh, they aren't? And the prices aren't going down either? So he still won.
I released my sixth steam game, second game in 3 months, and I think I'm suffering burnout. I cannot get my brain to go back into "work mode" no matter what I do. I tried to start working on the first update but my executive functions just won't function.
I guess I'm taking the week off.
I guess I'm taking the week off.
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I released my sixth steam game, second game in 3 months, and I think I'm suffering burnout. I cannot get my brain to go back into "work mode" no matter what I do. I tried to start working on the first update but my executive functions just won't function.
I guess I'm taking the week off.
I guess I'm taking the week off.
There is a reason the good guys are always the blue team in media
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
There is a reason the good guys are always the blue team in media
Seeing a 33 year old becoming major gives me so much hope that soon all the elderly will be removed from places of power and we can unfuck the world
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Seeing a 33 year old becoming major gives me so much hope that soon all the elderly will be removed from places of power and we can unfuck the world
I started paying YouTube to show my videos to people and for $5/day, my videos are getting 55% more views than normal. You can see in the metrics where the daily allowance has reset. Social media is so overloaded with content that paying to have your content elevated is the way to get known now.
November 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I started paying YouTube to show my videos to people and for $5/day, my videos are getting 55% more views than normal. You can see in the metrics where the daily allowance has reset. Social media is so overloaded with content that paying to have your content elevated is the way to get known now.
It's really convenient that Unity found a critical engine problem in all the versions that they gave legacy contracts to after the big backlash last year.
November 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It's really convenient that Unity found a critical engine problem in all the versions that they gave legacy contracts to after the big backlash last year.
October 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Bluesky users, on the whole, are a lot less happy than any other social media
October 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bluesky users, on the whole, are a lot less happy than any other social media
This bitch had her husband killed to try to incite a civil war and so she could fuck JD Vance
Going on BetMGM and wagering that JD runs for president in 2028 with Erika as his wife
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This bitch had her husband killed to try to incite a civil war and so she could fuck JD Vance
A long time friend found out that I am nonbinary and immediately vowed to try to be more aware of how they talk about me and that's all it takes man. You don't have to be perfect, just do your best.
I told them that they won't hurt me by using the pronouns they've been using for me for 15+ years
I told them that they won't hurt me by using the pronouns they've been using for me for 15+ years
October 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
A long time friend found out that I am nonbinary and immediately vowed to try to be more aware of how they talk about me and that's all it takes man. You don't have to be perfect, just do your best.
I told them that they won't hurt me by using the pronouns they've been using for me for 15+ years
I told them that they won't hurt me by using the pronouns they've been using for me for 15+ years
I sent Grammar Grind out to 4 playtesters. One identified a core design issue, thought it was a bug, but didn't report it. Then a second tester approached with a question about the same element. I mentioned this to the third, and they felt the same way but hadn't reported it. This is why you test!
October 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I sent Grammar Grind out to 4 playtesters. One identified a core design issue, thought it was a bug, but didn't report it. Then a second tester approached with a question about the same element. I mentioned this to the third, and they felt the same way but hadn't reported it. This is why you test!
Mr president a steam developer payment notification has just hit the email inbox
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Mr president a steam developer payment notification has just hit the email inbox
They say that the Sidewalk Ends where the green grass grows,
And we must jump off it with our own two toes.
But now there’s a place where it keeps rolling on,
Making more and more poems 'til the break of dawn.
1/4
And we must jump off it with our own two toes.
But now there’s a place where it keeps rolling on,
Making more and more poems 'til the break of dawn.
1/4
October 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
They say that the Sidewalk Ends where the green grass grows,
And we must jump off it with our own two toes.
But now there’s a place where it keeps rolling on,
Making more and more poems 'til the break of dawn.
1/4
And we must jump off it with our own two toes.
But now there’s a place where it keeps rolling on,
Making more and more poems 'til the break of dawn.
1/4
What drives me the most crazy about this Aunt thing is that white people absolutely do this too. I called my friends moms sister "Auntie Carol" because that was the role she played in my life. She has no blood relationship to me.
White people absolutely know what "Aunt" means. Fake outrage
White people absolutely know what "Aunt" means. Fake outrage
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
What drives me the most crazy about this Aunt thing is that white people absolutely do this too. I called my friends moms sister "Auntie Carol" because that was the role she played in my life. She has no blood relationship to me.
White people absolutely know what "Aunt" means. Fake outrage
White people absolutely know what "Aunt" means. Fake outrage
I can't wait to see these household robots falling down stairs in meme compilations
October 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I can't wait to see these household robots falling down stairs in meme compilations
It's so annoying experiencing the universe as a linear series of events that permanently and forever become lost as we move forward through time
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It's so annoying experiencing the universe as a linear series of events that permanently and forever become lost as we move forward through time