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Former Rev journo, now ATLien. There is no meaning, Skol Vikes
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“Frank Gore Jr.” is the one NFL player son that doesn’t make you feel old because Frank Gore Sr.’s NFL career was long enough that by the end you were like “yeah it makes sense that he has an adult son”
January 11, 2026 at 7:15 PM
“Frank Gore Jr.” is the one NFL player son that doesn’t make you feel old because Frank Gore Sr.’s NFL career was long enough that by the end you were like “yeah it makes sense that he has an adult son”
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either the bears lose as a 2 seed or the packers suffer an all time collapse. Hater’s Delight
January 11, 2026 at 4:15 AM
either the bears lose as a 2 seed or the packers suffer an all time collapse. Hater’s Delight
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College football is better with the U committing bad late hit penalties.
January 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
College football is better with the U committing bad late hit penalties.
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the only brand that should be sponsoring the fiesta bowl should be tostitos
January 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
the only brand that should be sponsoring the fiesta bowl should be tostitos
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
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I love drugs (the FCS championship game)
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I love drugs (the FCS championship game)
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First 50 minutes: Ravens-Steelers, AFC North, cold, grit, things of that nature
Last 10 minutes: 2021 Chiefs-Bills
Last 10 minutes: 2021 Chiefs-Bills
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
First 50 minutes: Ravens-Steelers, AFC North, cold, grit, things of that nature
Last 10 minutes: 2021 Chiefs-Bills
Last 10 minutes: 2021 Chiefs-Bills
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republicans aren't cockroaches though. cockroaches are not moral actors with the capacity for good and evil. this is a crucial difference! and it demonstrates exactly why this sort of thinking lets republicans off the hook and is damaging! 1
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 4, 2026 at 6:33 AM
republicans aren't cockroaches though. cockroaches are not moral actors with the capacity for good and evil. this is a crucial difference! and it demonstrates exactly why this sort of thinking lets republicans off the hook and is damaging! 1
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Hey HBO app here’s the fucking thing. If I’m rewatching a show for the 1200th time do you think that when I go back and open the first episode, I want it to be at the very end with 2 seconds left and my only option is to skip to the next episode? Have you ever met a human being in your lives
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Hey HBO app here’s the fucking thing. If I’m rewatching a show for the 1200th time do you think that when I go back and open the first episode, I want it to be at the very end with 2 seconds left and my only option is to skip to the next episode? Have you ever met a human being in your lives
I would simply hit the Jeremiah Smith button every play
January 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I would simply hit the Jeremiah Smith button every play
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this is the fifth consecutive year i’m *not* bartending new year’s eve & i will never not be grateful for that.
the theme of new years is “i resent the inconvenience & expense of an experience i know will let me down” & everyone aims that at the barkeeps.
if you’re out, BE KIND & tip generously.
the theme of new years is “i resent the inconvenience & expense of an experience i know will let me down” & everyone aims that at the barkeeps.
if you’re out, BE KIND & tip generously.
January 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
this is the fifth consecutive year i’m *not* bartending new year’s eve & i will never not be grateful for that.
the theme of new years is “i resent the inconvenience & expense of an experience i know will let me down” & everyone aims that at the barkeeps.
if you’re out, BE KIND & tip generously.
the theme of new years is “i resent the inconvenience & expense of an experience i know will let me down” & everyone aims that at the barkeeps.
if you’re out, BE KIND & tip generously.
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You rushed for more yards in the first half than Ohio State
January 1, 2026 at 2:10 AM
You rushed for more yards in the first half than Ohio State
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
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And Timmy Chang WHO DID NOT DIE
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
And Timmy Chang WHO DID NOT DIE
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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The episodes on HBO Max are also mislabeled? Why
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The episodes on HBO Max are also mislabeled? Why
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[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
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SABAN: Yeah, Rece, there is absolutely a correlation between spread offense and how you line up, making yourself vulnerable to the run.
MCAFEE: Skibidi toilet
MCAFEE: Skibidi toilet
November 16, 2024 at 4:39 PM
SABAN: Yeah, Rece, there is absolutely a correlation between spread offense and how you line up, making yourself vulnerable to the run.
MCAFEE: Skibidi toilet
MCAFEE: Skibidi toilet
You can kill the PAC 12, but you can’t kill its soul
October 19, 2025 at 6:18 AM
You can kill the PAC 12, but you can’t kill its soul
Am I hallucinating this?
October 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Am I hallucinating this?
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Mario’s brain sparking like a microwave full of forks right now
October 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Mario’s brain sparking like a microwave full of forks right now
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Great command of the language on display here
Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:
“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
October 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Great command of the language on display here