small thin dog
@smallthindog.bsky.social
Not small, not thin. Also, not a dog. Profile pic by the very talented @wangleberry
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What to do with Christmas leftovers? All the wrinkled grey meat and old vegetables? I admit that’s not a very nice way to refer to your elderly relatives, but at this point tempers are fraying.
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
What to do with Christmas leftovers? All the wrinkled grey meat and old vegetables? I admit that’s not a very nice way to refer to your elderly relatives, but at this point tempers are fraying.
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Still as brilliant and heart-warming a post as when I read it first, last year. Librarians 💪💪💪
"Twelfth Night Till Candlemas"
The story of a forty-year book-quest and of its remarkable ending
My popular seasonal post from last year:
emptycity.substack.com/p/twelfth-ni...
Now with a couple of footnotes one year on:
emptycity.substack.com/p/twelfth-ni...
The story of a forty-year book-quest and of its remarkable ending
My popular seasonal post from last year:
emptycity.substack.com/p/twelfth-ni...
Now with a couple of footnotes one year on:
emptycity.substack.com/p/twelfth-ni...
"Twelfth Night Till Candlemas"
The story of a forty-year book-quest and of its remarkable ending
emptycity.substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Still as brilliant and heart-warming a post as when I read it first, last year. Librarians 💪💪💪
Advent calendar 87.5% complete
December 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Advent calendar 87.5% complete
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We've done some boxing by mistake
December 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
We've done some boxing by mistake
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I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.
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It’s our Office Christmas Party today, so it’s #XmasJumper time!
Design your own unique Yuletide Wooly Pully from the comfort of your ZX Spectrum!
💾 robertmorrison.me/public/files...
Design your own unique Yuletide Wooly Pully from the comfort of your ZX Spectrum!
💾 robertmorrison.me/public/files...
December 12, 2025 at 10:23 AM
It’s our Office Christmas Party today, so it’s #XmasJumper time!
Design your own unique Yuletide Wooly Pully from the comfort of your ZX Spectrum!
💾 robertmorrison.me/public/files...
Design your own unique Yuletide Wooly Pully from the comfort of your ZX Spectrum!
💾 robertmorrison.me/public/files...
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Praise the spells and bless the charms!
I found April in my arms
April golden, April cloudy
Gracious, cruel, tender, rowdy
April soft in flowered languor
April cold with sudden anger
Ever changing, ever true
I love April; I love you.
I found April in my arms
April golden, April cloudy
Gracious, cruel, tender, rowdy
April soft in flowered languor
April cold with sudden anger
Ever changing, ever true
I love April; I love you.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Praise the spells and bless the charms!
I found April in my arms
April golden, April cloudy
Gracious, cruel, tender, rowdy
April soft in flowered languor
April cold with sudden anger
Ever changing, ever true
I love April; I love you.
I found April in my arms
April golden, April cloudy
Gracious, cruel, tender, rowdy
April soft in flowered languor
April cold with sudden anger
Ever changing, ever true
I love April; I love you.
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That's right, show him your hoop
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
That's right, show him your hoop
Got home half-cut and forced equally half-cut husband to watch Down With Love (I love that film). He liked it! I'm sure the fact that I've gone to bed and he's staying up to watch Heat is purely coincidental!
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Got home half-cut and forced equally half-cut husband to watch Down With Love (I love that film). He liked it! I'm sure the fact that I've gone to bed and he's staying up to watch Heat is purely coincidental!
Freehand embroidery with voided lettering - a retirement gift for a colleague! He taught me how to draft laws, and one of his mottos was this, i.e. if you mean the same thing, use the same word - don't try to make it read more interestingly!
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Freehand embroidery with voided lettering - a retirement gift for a colleague! He taught me how to draft laws, and one of his mottos was this, i.e. if you mean the same thing, use the same word - don't try to make it read more interestingly!
Just finished an #embroidery piece I'm really, really proud of and I can't post a picture of it because it's a Christmas present 😫
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Just finished an #embroidery piece I'm really, really proud of and I can't post a picture of it because it's a Christmas present 😫
A recent cross stitch from an Innocent Bones pattern. Done in 14 count aida and not 18 because I'm a blind old woman, and come on now
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
A recent cross stitch from an Innocent Bones pattern. Done in 14 count aida and not 18 because I'm a blind old woman, and come on now
Stay fresh, cheese bags
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Stay fresh, cheese bags
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You've just died. The 6th photo in your gallery is what killed you
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
You've just died. The 6th photo in your gallery is what killed you
LET HIM IN
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
LET HIM IN
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If I die adjusting some cursed screen- or capacitive-touch-heavy user interface in a car, please take the turd released once my bowels cease to function and mail it to the automaker in question.
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If I die adjusting some cursed screen- or capacitive-touch-heavy user interface in a car, please take the turd released once my bowels cease to function and mail it to the automaker in question.
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AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
New version of Girl Yelling In Guy's Ear at Concert Dropped:
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
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Deeply relate to Alan celebrating with by shouting Woo Hoo before bursting into tears. #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Deeply relate to Alan celebrating with by shouting Woo Hoo before bursting into tears. #CelebrityTraitors
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Lovely stuff from Nick there
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Lovely stuff from Nick there
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
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I know it's tough - but your tentative endorsement of cycle lanes on Bluesky could be the extremist action that makes voters in Normville turn away from Jennifer Nice, the now-tainted Democrat candidate, and instead reluctantly support her opponent, Shitlord K. Hitler
November 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I know it's tough - but your tentative endorsement of cycle lanes on Bluesky could be the extremist action that makes voters in Normville turn away from Jennifer Nice, the now-tainted Democrat candidate, and instead reluctantly support her opponent, Shitlord K. Hitler
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This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
February 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life