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Jay
@smeargle-tcg.bsky.social
I collect & grade Pokemon TCG

I love my girl, our cat & doggo, pokemon, horror, and the Chicago Cubs..

Mostly just posting cool cards from the shop 😎
Just rewatched Succession and it is one of the better endings. That show could never have ended any other way which makes it perfect imo
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:

What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Actually pretty dystopian and sad.
always knew the burrito taxi industry was scummy but this is the most unfathomably evil, cartoon villain shit I’ve read in a while. jfc
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Incredible collection came through today. This beauty is minty fresh. I WANT IT 😫 #pokemon #pokemontcg
January 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Crime and Punishment is my boring ass answer.
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 1:50 AM
They are about to do something beyond heinous and they dont want their own people knowing the truth.
Russian authorities warned that mobile internet service may be disabled on New Year’s Eve in Moscow, St. Petersburg and other areas for unspecified security reasons, sparking public outrage.
In Russia, plans to cut mobile internet on New Year’s Eve draw fury
One Russian official called the outage “a break from the endless viewing of unnecessary videos” and urged citizens to deliver holiday greetings in person.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
A wizard is never fucking late
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?

"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Rewatching Succession and Logan yelling "My lawyer is former department of justice. Who's your lawyer? Mr. Fucking Magoo?" Is one of the funniest moments of the series by far. Absolutely killed us 😂
December 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Got this beautiful mat as a christmas gift from my wife. I LOVE IT.
December 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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If you put your seat back when flying economy that makes you a class traitor, basically.
December 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Yearly pre-Christmas post about a nice little guy named Wenceslaus 🦝 westviewnews.org/2020/12/03/w...
Wenceslaus - WESTVIEW NEWS
By Jeff Hodges When my daughter is at a symposium and the leader asks the participants to “tell us something we would never guess about […]
westviewnews.org
December 20, 2023 at 11:09 PM
Dad woke me up at 4am to skip school and drive 4 hours to the city to watch this on day 1. To this day it is my favorite memory with him and my favorite LOTR movie.
'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers' released 23 years ago today
December 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Got a 10 back on this beauty promo 😍 and its #1 #pokesky #pokemontcg #pokemon
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This is a hilarious way to force ticket sales. Does the studio not believe in this movie at all?

This is coming right off the heels of Cameron saying that if this one doesnt make enough, he's pulling the future movies.
‘Avengers: Doomsday’ will have four different trailers attached with ‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’

Each trailer will play for one week, before switching to the next

(via THR)
December 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
(An oil, known as St. Nicholas Manna)
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Saddest shit I've ever seen and heard
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."

@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
NEW BONG from my love 😁 I mean... flower vase... tea pot...
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
This is the funniest sequence of events that I've seen in a while
December 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Im not crying im fine actually YOURE CRYING
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Oh we are so cooked
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Sits next to my pet Tarantula's enclosure lol I think she likes it.
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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1) Hard not to call this "game over." Bleak bleak bleak BLEAK.
2) lol Ellisons eat shit.
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
As an avid fart walker, I see no issue with this. Just happy to see some FW representation in the media.
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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If you’re 6’ or taller the “no elbows on the table” rule shouldn’t apply. A dinner table is too low to comfortably rest your forearms. It’s bad etiquette to make me suffer
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM