David Harper
@spacecoastweb.bsky.social
Flawed follower of Christ. UCF alum. 3rd gen Floridian. (he/him)
No love for peanuts in your Pepsi?
What is wrong with this country?
What is wrong with this country?
November 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
No love for peanuts in your Pepsi?
What is wrong with this country?
What is wrong with this country?
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“My ‘the former president did not receive a blowjob from the current president‘ t-shirt is getting a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.”
NEW: Mark Epstein says that the "Bubba" he joked about with his brother Jeffrey Epstein "is not, in any way, a reference to former President
Bill Clinton."
Bill Clinton."
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
“My ‘the former president did not receive a blowjob from the current president‘ t-shirt is getting a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.”
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Our store manger told us “I can’t tell you to do something I won’t do myself”
He put on rubber gloves, grabbed ALL the cleaning supplies, sighed, lit a cigarette and spent two hours locked in the bathroom sterilizing *every* surface
That was a lesson in leadership that stuck with me
He put on rubber gloves, grabbed ALL the cleaning supplies, sighed, lit a cigarette and spent two hours locked in the bathroom sterilizing *every* surface
That was a lesson in leadership that stuck with me
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Our store manger told us “I can’t tell you to do something I won’t do myself”
He put on rubber gloves, grabbed ALL the cleaning supplies, sighed, lit a cigarette and spent two hours locked in the bathroom sterilizing *every* surface
That was a lesson in leadership that stuck with me
He put on rubber gloves, grabbed ALL the cleaning supplies, sighed, lit a cigarette and spent two hours locked in the bathroom sterilizing *every* surface
That was a lesson in leadership that stuck with me
Whenever I listen to Prince, I flash back forty years to when the most beautiful girl to ever exist was mine and we made love while his albums provided the rhythm.
Unpopular opinion: the Purple Medley is one of the best things Prince ever did.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nJE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nJE...
Prince - The Purple Medley (Fan Music Video)
YouTube video by VDJ Vivacity
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Whenever I listen to Prince, I flash back forty years to when the most beautiful girl to ever exist was mine and we made love while his albums provided the rhythm.
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Y’all wanna hear a wild story? Charlie is right — this medley Prince made 30 years ago, blending many of his greatest hits & fan favorites into an extended mashup, is one of the most fun “only Prince could do this” things he made in the 90s. BUT: he told us he was gonna do it. In an AOL chat room…
Unpopular opinion: the Purple Medley is one of the best things Prince ever did.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nJE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nJE...
Prince - The Purple Medley (Fan Music Video)
YouTube video by VDJ Vivacity
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Y’all wanna hear a wild story? Charlie is right — this medley Prince made 30 years ago, blending many of his greatest hits & fan favorites into an extended mashup, is one of the most fun “only Prince could do this” things he made in the 90s. BUT: he told us he was gonna do it. In an AOL chat room…
We are precisely that sexist, (and racist). Fascism thrives today because we dared to elect a Black president, and followed that with a female, entitled, dynastic candidate. Then we tore down an effectual old white man and offered the electorate a black woman as candidate.
Nazis were going to Nazi.
Nazis were going to Nazi.
I don’t want to wade into the idea that America is not ready for a woman president, because maybe it really isn’t. We very well could be that sexist. I’d sure like to see someone who isn’t basically gender-swapped Al Gore/John Kerry get put at the top of a ticket to be more certain.
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
We are precisely that sexist, (and racist). Fascism thrives today because we dared to elect a Black president, and followed that with a female, entitled, dynastic candidate. Then we tore down an effectual old white man and offered the electorate a black woman as candidate.
Nazis were going to Nazi.
Nazis were going to Nazi.
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I do defy him, and I spit at him
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I do defy him, and I spit at him
Bought a bottle of vodka this evening and the clerk asked if I had ID. He was long-haired, pretty, in his twenties and, (I assume), gay. I said: "if my gray hair isn't enough, here's my license."
He responded: "You're hardly gray at all", and I was flattered.
I'm straight, but still I smiled back.
He responded: "You're hardly gray at all", and I was flattered.
I'm straight, but still I smiled back.
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Bought a bottle of vodka this evening and the clerk asked if I had ID. He was long-haired, pretty, in his twenties and, (I assume), gay. I said: "if my gray hair isn't enough, here's my license."
He responded: "You're hardly gray at all", and I was flattered.
I'm straight, but still I smiled back.
He responded: "You're hardly gray at all", and I was flattered.
I'm straight, but still I smiled back.
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Perfect Pals 🥰 Cat loves to knock ball in the launcher for the Dog to Fetch 🙌 Win Win #FridayVibes #FridayFeeling
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Perfect Pals 🥰 Cat loves to knock ball in the launcher for the Dog to Fetch 🙌 Win Win #FridayVibes #FridayFeeling
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Ok these all sound like gay porn titles.
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ok these all sound like gay porn titles.
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A Soul for Sale by Asger Jorn, 1958
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137188
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137188
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A Soul for Sale by Asger Jorn, 1958
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137188
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137188
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Going to a funeral tomorrow.
Earl Scruggs, Doc Watson and Ricky Skaggs - Who Will Sing for Me? (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Rounder Records
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November 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Going to a funeral tomorrow.
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Sorry, I don’t believe Trump would ever blow this guy. The Clinton theory stands.
Meet Bubba Saulsbury, son of Odessa oil industry magnate Dick Saulsbury. Also friend to Kash Patel and JD Vance. This is who the Epstein felatio email is rumored to be referring to. Not Bill Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Sorry, I don’t believe Trump would ever blow this guy. The Clinton theory stands.
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Untitled from Campbell's Soup I, 1968
https://botfrens.com/collections/19/contents/1156340
https://botfrens.com/collections/19/contents/1156340
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Untitled from Campbell's Soup I, 1968
https://botfrens.com/collections/19/contents/1156340
https://botfrens.com/collections/19/contents/1156340
Exodus 3:14 KJV And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.
Today in not so random stuff from my collection.
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Exodus 3:14 KJV And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.
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“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
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Donald Trump Sucked Me Off??
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Donald Trump Sucked Me Off??
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I do sort of fear they're trying to pull a "send-feyd-rautha-to-follow-the-beast-rabban" type of thing
Greene’s cynical pivot away from full MAGA chud to more 90s-style sensible chud is either going to backfire spectacularly or be seen as one of the canniest moves in living memory, and if it’s the latter, we are super duper turbo fucked bsky.app/profile/phil...
Trump: “I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of ‘Congresswoman’ Marjorie Taylor Greene…”
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I do sort of fear they're trying to pull a "send-feyd-rautha-to-follow-the-beast-rabban" type of thing
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Wait, wait wait. I'm going to need an @emptywheel.bsky.social comment on the irony of Bill Clinton getting another famous blow job, but with the damage this time falling chiefly on the giver.
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Wait, wait wait. I'm going to need an @emptywheel.bsky.social comment on the irony of Bill Clinton getting another famous blow job, but with the damage this time falling chiefly on the giver.
Did he swallow or spit?
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Did he swallow or spit?
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Always important to read the alt text.
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Always important to read the alt text.
I never imagined that Bill Clinton getting a blow job would be something we'd be talking about in 2025.
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I never imagined that Bill Clinton getting a blow job would be something we'd be talking about in 2025.