The American need for constant sports is impressive. In the last week here I’ve seen the following sports on bar TVs:

- Ten Pin Bowling
- Kid Little league baseball
- American Conhole League
- Banana Ball (which seems to be a mix of baseball and clowning)

Fine, let the maga freaks have a Superman they can relate to.

Trump reads out standings for the Vanarama National League North.

The UK is supplying weapons to a country whose leader is wanted for war crimes.

How much simpler can we put it?

What a ridiculous middle of an album. Should be illegal.

#thriller #michaeljackson #classicalbums

Just watched Anatomy of a Fall for the first time and Sandra Hüller should have won that Oscar. Emma Stone’s great but the nuance & emotion in Hüller’s performance was really exceptional… and she was doing it in 2 languages!

“I fancy some Christmas music”
“OK I’ll put on REO Speedwagon’s Can’t Fight This Feeling as covered by Bastille for the John Lewis advert”
Said absolutely nobody.

If any Disney execs are reading this, call me. I've got an idea for another Star Wars spin off. It's called Paul Darth, Maul Cop.

Step one: cut a hole in the box

Watching some very serious deeply philosophical hard science fiction.

British Rail was 3x cheaper than privatised rail, fares were much cheaper, more trains were on time, in fact everything was better.

But to do it properly we must buy back the trains too, currently we hire trains worth £5bn for £1.3bn a year, even though they last 25 years.

I’m going to read all of these books eventually. Even though one of them is Eat Pray Love.

If the RSPB really wanted to protect birds, they would be taking out cats like ninjas.

Maybe THAT’S where your missing cat went…

Remember when Conspiracy Theory just meant the innocent action movie starring Mel Gibson?

Remember when Mel Gibson just meant the innocent action star from Conspiracy Theory?

Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis