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Every celebrity connected to Epstein: “I was there for the big brain conferences”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
January 31, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Every celebrity connected to Epstein: “I was there for the big brain conferences”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
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The Iraq War and Bush's economic crash got held against the GOP for exactly one election, was forgotten by the next election, and the election after that they got to run as the outsider candidate taking down The Establishment responsible for all those bad things.
Do we remember that in the aftermath of the Bush years there was a genre of commentary that boiled down to "Welp, the American Conservative Movement really overreached this time damaging the country in irreparable ways. It's clear that the GOP will be in the wilderness for the next 20 years."
January 28, 2026 at 12:39 PM
The Iraq War and Bush's economic crash got held against the GOP for exactly one election, was forgotten by the next election, and the election after that they got to run as the outsider candidate taking down The Establishment responsible for all those bad things.
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Once you start noticing it you can't stop: when the real Trump falters and is incapable of defending his administration (more and more frequent) the actual Trump is "subbed out" of news coverage for an invented, imaginary, often explicitly hypothetical version of Trump who is reasonable and cogent
A few hours ago the msm unquestioningly repeated the White House spin that Trump had changed his “tone.”
Um, holy shit? This has gotta be up there in the most crass & worse things Trump has ever said
January 28, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Once you start noticing it you can't stop: when the real Trump falters and is incapable of defending his administration (more and more frequent) the actual Trump is "subbed out" of news coverage for an invented, imaginary, often explicitly hypothetical version of Trump who is reasonable and cogent
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Broke: Britain is a two party political system
Woke: Britain is now a two bloc, multiparty system
Bespoke: Britain is a one party system and that party is Nimbyism.
Woke: Britain is now a two bloc, multiparty system
Bespoke: Britain is a one party system and that party is Nimbyism.
January 27, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Broke: Britain is a two party political system
Woke: Britain is now a two bloc, multiparty system
Bespoke: Britain is a one party system and that party is Nimbyism.
Woke: Britain is now a two bloc, multiparty system
Bespoke: Britain is a one party system and that party is Nimbyism.
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organized, unseen, unpaid labor acting rapidly and effectively? yeah that'd be women
January 26, 2026 at 9:44 PM
organized, unseen, unpaid labor acting rapidly and effectively? yeah that'd be women
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hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
January 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
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we should vaccinate your kids at gunpoint
So you think kids should be vaccinated at gunpoint against their parents’ wishes or removed from the home?
January 23, 2026 at 8:53 PM
we should vaccinate your kids at gunpoint
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If you don't vaccinate your children you are committing child abuse.
January 23, 2026 at 9:25 PM
If you don't vaccinate your children you are committing child abuse.
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some kid on my flight is reading shelby foote's civil war book and i want to tell him to throw that shit in the trash
January 23, 2026 at 7:00 PM
some kid on my flight is reading shelby foote's civil war book and i want to tell him to throw that shit in the trash
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hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
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[Federal reserve waiting room]
Me: [chanting] stove, stove-
Other voters: stove, STOVE
Jerome Powell: [pounding his clipboard] STOVE, STOVE, STOVE!
Me: [chanting] stove, stove-
Other voters: stove, STOVE
Jerome Powell: [pounding his clipboard] STOVE, STOVE, STOVE!
February 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
[Federal reserve waiting room]
Me: [chanting] stove, stove-
Other voters: stove, STOVE
Jerome Powell: [pounding his clipboard] STOVE, STOVE, STOVE!
Me: [chanting] stove, stove-
Other voters: stove, STOVE
Jerome Powell: [pounding his clipboard] STOVE, STOVE, STOVE!