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squidneyjuris.bsky.social
@squidneyjuris.bsky.social
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sorry i didn’t call you back yesterday. i was killed. i came back to life today
December 18, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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He’s making a list
And he’s checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
December 9, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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Ham plane for my real friends, plain ham for my sham friends
November 26, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
November 25, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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November 24, 2024 at 6:30 AM
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Bram Stoker's Jackass
November 21, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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What if I quit my job to focus on soup. Just making soup and eating it
November 20, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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astronaut: can’t believe i haven’t had sex in three years

mission control: ummm ok, prepare to launch
November 20, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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they don’t make rational movies anymore. society will never see another lion king 1 1/2 or jackass 2.5
November 15, 2024 at 3:47 PM
I'm just looking for a man who's OSHA certified
November 13, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Oh no! She got a nose job in Turkey!
November 13, 2024 at 10:35 PM