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squirly hann
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.

Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Happy Christian Pride Month ⛪️
December 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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“why is the us government posting racist franklin the turtle memes?” I dunno man, hadn’t noticed. seems like you’d have to go out of your way to see that kind of thing. did you know you can look at pornography online
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.

So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"life around the game imitates the absurdity within. oh, we put those people in masks because they were fuckin’ freaks anyway. oh, it’s fine to ban this game because it made me uncomfortable"
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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You literally only need to directly tell someone a few times that you enjoy hanging out with them and would like to do it some more. Then invite them to stuff. Nobody says how they feel as an adult, so when you tell people you like their company, it works really well.
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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On his tombstone
December 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Almost half the US economy is now based on Nvidia selling GPUs to itself using other companies as proxies
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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asking "how goes the job search?" is the professional equivalent of that busybody aunt at Thanksgiving going "so...no boyfriend yet?"
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Two posts I saw this morning
December 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Urgent!!
Update: we got a bundle sold but still need to sell seven more in 2 days!
Urgent!
I have 3 days to sell my last 8 art/book/prints bundles! THREE days. EIGHT bundles. And we are safe for another month! Any help is appreciated.
tessfowlerart.bigcartel.com
Tess Fowler Art
A collection of art by Tess Fowler. - High end art prints - Original art - Comic books
tessfowlerart.bigcartel.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Night Swarm has a bangin' soundtrack

Also a giant vampire mommy
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Oh yeah btw the reason why Vine is being relaunched with great fanfare and no Al is because it's jointly operated with an Al company and they probably don;t want to pollute their scrap pile with stuff they've already shat out.
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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If the writer’s eyes light up when asked, “why did the character do that?” then it’s real.
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Ask yourself if kids prefer toys, or stores. Games from a generation ago were allowed to be toys. Games today are forced to be stores.
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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it’s not just AI slop: they’re breaking shit constantly now

since the latest update, random things will crash Explorer and my taskbar will restart, Discord kept freezing until I turned off notifications, and trying to scroll in Chrome with some games alt-tabbed is a glitchy mess
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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I think an important thing to understand about brofluencer ideology is that they do not just deny that being toxic and shitty makes you a less appealing partner, they insist that women are only genuinely attracted to toxic and shitty men and being kind will instead make women lose respect for you.
I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Of transmisogyny’s ills, I think how fragile people get when trans women are kinda mean is the funniest. Watch the shitstorm that brews anytime one of us is a little out of our lane or spicy, and wonder how someone could claim being progressive while hating women so much and so subconsciously
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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oomfies posting about their HRT experiences are always like "yall no one told me. since i started E i've gained precognition as well as the ability to project an energy blade made from my own ki. also i'm starting to fuck with putting raisins in chili" and i just have to accept all of this as true
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM