milf era sarah 🍉
@srahcha.bsky.social
All my posts are bad on purpose, actually. she/her
No one has ever gotten mad at me here because I have great opinions and a fat ass
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
No one has ever gotten mad at me here because I have great opinions and a fat ass
3yo: “Mama, I built a cage :)))”
… Babes, that’s a thunderdome.
… Babes, that’s a thunderdome.
December 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
3yo: “Mama, I built a cage :)))”
… Babes, that’s a thunderdome.
… Babes, that’s a thunderdome.
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Found a bookstore that stocks your novels
December 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Found a bookstore that stocks your novels
Keeping this energy going into 2026:
December 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Keeping this energy going into 2026:
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in 2026 i resolve to get even sleepier
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
in 2026 i resolve to get even sleepier
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
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The year is 2382. All physical and digital media was lost in a great cataclysm that humanity has gradually rebuilt itself from. The village gathers for festivities and drinks. A travelling musician plays a song passed down in folk tradition for centuries. It is called the YMCA. Everyone joins in
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The year is 2382. All physical and digital media was lost in a great cataclysm that humanity has gradually rebuilt itself from. The village gathers for festivities and drinks. A travelling musician plays a song passed down in folk tradition for centuries. It is called the YMCA. Everyone joins in
Forever seething that I missed this and that there’s someone on eBay that’s sold four out of their six units for $250 each.
Fat Dog Films, you’re tacky and I hate you.
Fat Dog Films, you’re tacky and I hate you.
The Blair Witch Project Limited Edition 2-Disc Blu-ray - OUT OF PRINT
The landmark indie horror film as it was always meant to be seen thanks to Second Sight Films!
secondsightfilms.co.uk
December 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Forever seething that I missed this and that there’s someone on eBay that’s sold four out of their six units for $250 each.
Fat Dog Films, you’re tacky and I hate you.
Fat Dog Films, you’re tacky and I hate you.
Hegseth when you ask him about a war crime
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hegseth when you ask him about a war crime
Every day of enduring this administration from hell I am reminded of The Brink.
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Every day of enduring this administration from hell I am reminded of The Brink.
Found out that I live close enough to the maga-owned bar down the street that I can add music to their digital jukebox queue. I feel the lord tonight and they’re telling me to be a fucking menace.
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Found out that I live close enough to the maga-owned bar down the street that I can add music to their digital jukebox queue. I feel the lord tonight and they’re telling me to be a fucking menace.
I started calling Ohio State “Dahmer’s Alma Mater” when I got tired of my friend trying to explain football to me and now it’s come to this
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I started calling Ohio State “Dahmer’s Alma Mater” when I got tired of my friend trying to explain football to me and now it’s come to this
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
One should never strive to be ignorant, but I am proud to say that I have no idea what the hell pickleball is.
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
One should never strive to be ignorant, but I am proud to say that I have no idea what the hell pickleball is.
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Crossed the state line into Tennessee and first thing I see is an ad for Ivermectin.
It’s good(?) to be home.
It’s good(?) to be home.
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Crossed the state line into Tennessee and first thing I see is an ad for Ivermectin.
It’s good(?) to be home.
It’s good(?) to be home.
Little piggy is just angy because he yearns to be spit roasted. :(((
November 21, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Little piggy is just angy because he yearns to be spit roasted. :(((
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Ayyy guess who just baptized her new sheets 🥳🥳 (I ate a sandwich in bed)
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Ayyy guess who just baptized her new sheets 🥳🥳 (I ate a sandwich in bed)
Just told my child to “Pick a movie, not your nose”
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Just told my child to “Pick a movie, not your nose”
This is about to be the best thanksgiving I’ve had in years
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This is about to be the best thanksgiving I’ve had in years
Lotta people gonna be removing “seeing the northern lights” from their dating profiles tonight
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Lotta people gonna be removing “seeing the northern lights” from their dating profiles tonight