sschoeneberger.bsky.social
@sschoeneberger.bsky.social
Gay Technoviking. Senior Build Engineer at Red Storm working on working on XDefiant. he/him
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December 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Excited to report that I’ve found an all-natural alternative to Ozempic that helped me lose 5 lbs in just one week without a single injection or pill. It’s called norovirus
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!"

The Internet:
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Nothing like the suburbs in autumn, when the weather is crisp, the trees are vibrant, and the air is filled with the soothing sound of leaf blowers
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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reposting this one CAUSE ONCE AGAIN VERY RELEVANT
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Oh, I get it. It's called Castlevania because it's a metroidvania set in a castle!
October 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Am I allowed to ask for some shares for my bday? 👁️👁️
Woke up voiceless and I work phones SO...

Tired of your character's wardrobe or just looking to spruce things up a little? Join me in the art kitchen and I'll cook up a little surprise for your character!

Now with the option for FULL character designs!

vgen.co/Ridaine 💚

#artshop #vgencommission
October 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD
October 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is

- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)

- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)

- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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layers to this shit
September 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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when you finally learn to design shit it turns out there's basically only one way, that works across all domains, which is to be able to imagine all the ways a thing could be in order to pick the one it should be
September 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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September 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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98% of time I feel ok being alone but sometimes you walk and look at all people having fun together and die inside and explode
September 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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This concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.
August 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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[ #oc ] it's ...! angelocaris!
August 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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July 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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it’s Friday
July 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM