Andrew Cook
@ssfproductions.bsky.social
Writer/filmmaker. Salmon Shirts Forever Productions and Edca on youtube. Too many novels in the works. Bengals, Reds, Hoosiers, Bearcats. Transphobes eat shit.
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Examining the Secrets of the X-Files Pilot
Join Andrew Cook.as he looks back at the pilot episode of The X Files, a moment of television he considers timeless.
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My first piece for 25YL is up! I'm taking a look at the Pilot episode of The X-Files, examining why I think it's both formally brilliant and a perfect introduction to the show. Thanks to @andrewgrevas.bsky.social for the opportunity!
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the way I see it, the national championship game is going to come down to whichever team is indiana
January 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
the way I see it, the national championship game is going to come down to whichever team is indiana
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Tfw your team is only up by 27 and not 102
January 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Tfw your team is only up by 27 and not 102
My first piece for 25YL is up! I'm taking a look at the Pilot episode of The X-Files, examining why I think it's both formally brilliant and a perfect introduction to the show. Thanks to @andrewgrevas.bsky.social for the opportunity!
25yearslatersite.com/2026/01/06/e...
25yearslatersite.com/2026/01/06/e...
Examining the Secrets of the X-Files Pilot
Join Andrew Cook.as he looks back at the pilot episode of The X Files, a moment of television he considers timeless.
25yearslatersite.com
January 7, 2026 at 1:52 AM
My first piece for 25YL is up! I'm taking a look at the Pilot episode of The X-Files, examining why I think it's both formally brilliant and a perfect introduction to the show. Thanks to @andrewgrevas.bsky.social for the opportunity!
25yearslatersite.com/2026/01/06/e...
25yearslatersite.com/2026/01/06/e...
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I desperately need help paying bills and getting basic supplies and have set up a fundraiser. Please help if you can.
gofund.me/ef09b8e89
gofund.me/ef09b8e89
Donate to Help Siobhan Survive, organized by Siobhan I
Hello. My name is Siobhan. I am a disabled trans woman living with my father in rural Iowa. My father h… Siobhan I needs your support for Help Siobhan Survive
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December 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I desperately need help paying bills and getting basic supplies and have set up a fundraiser. Please help if you can.
gofund.me/ef09b8e89
gofund.me/ef09b8e89
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this is young JD Vance coming from the past to Looper him, let him go, the timeline must be closed
UPDATE: William DeFoor, 26, arrested after trying to break into Vice President JD Vance's Ohio home. He was using a hammer to break the windows - WXIX
January 5, 2026 at 3:16 PM
this is young JD Vance coming from the past to Looper him, let him go, the timeline must be closed
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The finale of Dragons Forever is an absolute action masterpiece. Sammo gives everyone a chance to shine while delivering mind blowing choreography, perfect editing, back breaking stunts and so many white socks!
January 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM
The finale of Dragons Forever is an absolute action masterpiece. Sammo gives everyone a chance to shine while delivering mind blowing choreography, perfect editing, back breaking stunts and so many white socks!
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
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that’s more like it. no mention of “he is bad but”
The Mayor of New York City @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social has released a statement:
January 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
that’s more like it. no mention of “he is bad but”
Still hooked on #MetroidPrime4. The Ice Belt area has proven to be my favorite spot yet. You're working through this ruined medical research station in this icy area, reading the journals of a doctor working on an important but increasingly desperate project. #gamesky
January 2, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Still hooked on #MetroidPrime4. The Ice Belt area has proven to be my favorite spot yet. You're working through this ruined medical research station in this icy area, reading the journals of a doctor working on an important but increasingly desperate project. #gamesky
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We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
I brought my Wii U to someone's house to play, was unpacking all the little trays of cords and controllers it came with and they called me "the Avon Lady for Nintendo."
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
January 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I brought my Wii U to someone's house to play, was unpacking all the little trays of cords and controllers it came with and they called me "the Avon Lady for Nintendo."
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
Post a perfect album from the '90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains
December 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Post a perfect album from the '90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains
You've just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
Gagh Sucker
What are you calling it?
Gagh Sucker
December 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
You've just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
Gagh Sucker
What are you calling it?
Gagh Sucker
Just absolutely in shock at #MetroidPrime4 exploring the connection between empathy, connection, and sensuality. Here's a scene of Samus showing a male nerd, frankly, how to work the clit. #gamesky
December 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Just absolutely in shock at #MetroidPrime4 exploring the connection between empathy, connection, and sensuality. Here's a scene of Samus showing a male nerd, frankly, how to work the clit. #gamesky
Continuing with #MetroidPrime4. Still exploring the Fury Green. The culture who once lived here, the Lamorn, viewed the place as very peaceful. It's untamed qualities emerged later. A bit more details in the alt text. #gamesky
December 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Continuing with #MetroidPrime4. Still exploring the Fury Green. The culture who once lived here, the Lamorn, viewed the place as very peaceful. It's untamed qualities emerged later. A bit more details in the alt text. #gamesky
I almost can't believe I'm saying this, but I am playing a brand new Metroid Prime game. #MetroidPrime4 #gamesky
December 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I almost can't believe I'm saying this, but I am playing a brand new Metroid Prime game. #MetroidPrime4 #gamesky
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Normal guy: Happy holidays
December 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Normal guy: Happy holidays
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merry christmas all! and remember, christmas is a perfect time to inflict "Step One: You take an onion" on your friends and family josh04.itch.io/step-one-you...
Step One: You take an onion by josh's games
A party game for 2+ people
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December 25, 2025 at 8:47 AM
merry christmas all! and remember, christmas is a perfect time to inflict "Step One: You take an onion" on your friends and family josh04.itch.io/step-one-you...
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So a group of trans folks in Portland are trying to secure funds for a property they can use to house homeless bipoc trans women and femmes as well as providing meals to the growing homeless population. Literally anything helps so please donate or spread the word!
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Click here to support Generational Housing for trans BIPOC community by Nukte' Lainez
We are a mixed group of Black, Native, Immigrant and Appalachian trans people, majority being trans woman. We are reaching out to community to help fund ...
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September 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
So a group of trans folks in Portland are trying to secure funds for a property they can use to house homeless bipoc trans women and femmes as well as providing meals to the growing homeless population. Literally anything helps so please donate or spread the word!
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
5 perfect movies (in no particular order):
Mulholland Drive
The Passion of Joan of Arc
Rashomon
The Shining
Princess Mononoke
Mulholland Drive
The Passion of Joan of Arc
Rashomon
The Shining
Princess Mononoke
5 perfect movies (in no particular order):
Die Hard
Exiled (To)
L’argent (Bresson)
Celine & Julie Go Boating
Die Hard With a Vengeance
Die Hard
Exiled (To)
L’argent (Bresson)
Celine & Julie Go Boating
Die Hard With a Vengeance
5 perfect movies (in no particular order):
-Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
-True Grit (2011)
-The Apartment
-Cure
-The Ring
-Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
-True Grit (2011)
-The Apartment
-Cure
-The Ring
December 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
5 perfect movies (in no particular order):
Mulholland Drive
The Passion of Joan of Arc
Rashomon
The Shining
Princess Mononoke
Mulholland Drive
The Passion of Joan of Arc
Rashomon
The Shining
Princess Mononoke
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The paragraph about TV Tropes is spot on. I can't bear that approach to criticism where the main aim seems to be asserting superiority to the work. People who'll identify an influence and be like "Ah, rumbled!" episodes.ghost.io/art-criticis...
You are not smarter than the art you critique
Here's my best advice for young critics: Don't presume you know better.
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December 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
The paragraph about TV Tropes is spot on. I can't bear that approach to criticism where the main aim seems to be asserting superiority to the work. People who'll identify an influence and be like "Ah, rumbled!" episodes.ghost.io/art-criticis...
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Bear in mind when arguing online that you’re often arguing with people whose entire education constitutes children’s cartoons, video essays about children’s cartoons and the TV Tropes pages of children’s cartoons
December 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Bear in mind when arguing online that you’re often arguing with people whose entire education constitutes children’s cartoons, video essays about children’s cartoons and the TV Tropes pages of children’s cartoons