Alex of the Morris
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Professional time waster
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You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history
January 27, 2026 at 2:11 AM
You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history
It happened! I cheated on my wife in a dream. She's FURIOUS
January 24, 2026 at 12:04 PM
It happened! I cheated on my wife in a dream. She's FURIOUS
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the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
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Isn't this a telling aspiration? To want robots to look after your kids, so you can do stuff, rather than robots to do stuff, so you can spend time with your kids?
The darkness inside these shrivelled men must be like a gaping unfillable void.
The darkness inside these shrivelled men must be like a gaping unfillable void.
January 22, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Isn't this a telling aspiration? To want robots to look after your kids, so you can do stuff, rather than robots to do stuff, so you can spend time with your kids?
The darkness inside these shrivelled men must be like a gaping unfillable void.
The darkness inside these shrivelled men must be like a gaping unfillable void.
'Why 16 oscar nominations isn't that impressive when you think about it'- Variety, probably tomorrow
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 PM
'Why 16 oscar nominations isn't that impressive when you think about it'- Variety, probably tomorrow
Morgan McSweeney
January 22, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Morgan McSweeney
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I had an eye-opening experience in the queue for a pub toilet | Adrian Chiles
I had an eye-opening experience in the queue for a pub toilet | Adrian Chiles
There was the struggle to make chitchat, a whiff of humiliation – and a sobering recognition of what women have to put up with
www.theguardian.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I had an eye-opening experience in the queue for a pub toilet | Adrian Chiles
BBC analysis be like:
CAN TRUMP ACTUALLY FIGHT THREE GRIZZLY BEARS AT ONCE?
CAN TRUMP ACTUALLY FIGHT THREE GRIZZLY BEARS AT ONCE?
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
BBC analysis be like:
CAN TRUMP ACTUALLY FIGHT THREE GRIZZLY BEARS AT ONCE?
CAN TRUMP ACTUALLY FIGHT THREE GRIZZLY BEARS AT ONCE?
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Well worth a listen from Canadian PM Mark Carney at Davos summit.
January 21, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Well worth a listen from Canadian PM Mark Carney at Davos summit.
Its so funny to me that Russia would gloat about anything given *everything*
'Europe is at a total loss': Russia gloats over Greenland tensions - BBC News
The BBC's Russia editor Steve Rosenberg analyses why pro-Russian government papers are full of praise for Donald Trump's desire to buy Greenland.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Its so funny to me that Russia would gloat about anything given *everything*
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(2016)
(Portal opens)
Me: mark carney, governer of the Bank of England, what are you doing
Carney: America’s haunted
Me: what
Mark carney: (grabbing a gun and jumping back through the portal) America’s haunted
(Portal opens)
Me: mark carney, governer of the Bank of England, what are you doing
Carney: America’s haunted
Me: what
Mark carney: (grabbing a gun and jumping back through the portal) America’s haunted
January 20, 2026 at 10:45 PM
(2016)
(Portal opens)
Me: mark carney, governer of the Bank of England, what are you doing
Carney: America’s haunted
Me: what
Mark carney: (grabbing a gun and jumping back through the portal) America’s haunted
(Portal opens)
Me: mark carney, governer of the Bank of England, what are you doing
Carney: America’s haunted
Me: what
Mark carney: (grabbing a gun and jumping back through the portal) America’s haunted
Then why do we have a military and a nuclear deterrent? 🤗
Susanna Reid asks Darren Jones what British companies who export to the US should do to prepare for a possible increase in tariffs.
Darren Jones replies: "you shouldn't prepare for a hypothetical"
Darren Jones replies: "you shouldn't prepare for a hypothetical"
January 20, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Then why do we have a military and a nuclear deterrent? 🤗
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11th January 2026
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January 19, 2026 at 7:30 AM
11th January 2026
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Narrator: ...and so Keir continued being passive.
BREAKING: “Britain is a pragmatic country. We look for agreement, we believe in partnership, we prefer solutions to slogans and we will not indulge in commentary and gesture politics …but being pragmatic does not mean being passive”
PM Keir Starmer
PM Keir Starmer
January 19, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Narrator: ...and so Keir continued being passive.
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So the message of this press conference is that Robert Jenrick thinks the Tory party killed Britain, but he might have stayed in it had Kemi Badenoch not read his secret speech.
January 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
So the message of this press conference is that Robert Jenrick thinks the Tory party killed Britain, but he might have stayed in it had Kemi Badenoch not read his secret speech.
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"And what would YOU bring to Reform, Mr Jenrick?"
"Glad you asked, Nigel. My special skill is being outmanoevred by Kemi Badenoch. Twice."
"Glad you asked, Nigel. My special skill is being outmanoevred by Kemi Badenoch. Twice."
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
"And what would YOU bring to Reform, Mr Jenrick?"
"Glad you asked, Nigel. My special skill is being outmanoevred by Kemi Badenoch. Twice."
"Glad you asked, Nigel. My special skill is being outmanoevred by Kemi Badenoch. Twice."
'Let me just figure out what that is and how to tell it first'
January 15, 2026 at 4:44 PM
'Let me just figure out what that is and how to tell it first'
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Alan Rickman died 10 years ago.
Here’s Jason Isaacs on getting acting advice from him about how to react whilst watching a Quidditch match:
Here’s Jason Isaacs on getting acting advice from him about how to react whilst watching a Quidditch match:
January 14, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Alan Rickman died 10 years ago.
Here’s Jason Isaacs on getting acting advice from him about how to react whilst watching a Quidditch match:
Here’s Jason Isaacs on getting acting advice from him about how to react whilst watching a Quidditch match:
For real though are we investigating the people who said 'should be?'
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
For real though are we investigating the people who said 'should be?'