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mario is known for his jumps and for his proclivity to mushrooms. are you paying attention. sonic can spindash and loves chili dogs. you better be writing this down.
mario is known for his jumps and for his proclivity to mushrooms. are you paying attention. sonic can spindash and loves chili dogs. you better be writing this down.
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no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be
October 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
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it's the season
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
it's the season
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December 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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毛墨を入れてる時の情報量が凄い多いトカチ
December 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
毛墨を入れてる時の情報量が凄い多いトカチ
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“Don’t lose your tits!”
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
“Don’t lose your tits!”
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Why is he hitting the Captain Falcon f.air clean hit
December 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Why is he hitting the Captain Falcon f.air clean hit
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Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press
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the original version of this post says "wonderful news for your penis" which is so load-bearingly crucial in my mind. it feels naked without it
December 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
the original version of this post says "wonderful news for your penis" which is so load-bearingly crucial in my mind. it feels naked without it
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Cloudflare is just one guy holding two cables together. The entire internet runs through them. He is being electrocuted 24/7 but holds on because he knows people need the world wide web. When he passes out from pain & exhaustion we get 404 errors
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Cloudflare is just one guy holding two cables together. The entire internet runs through them. He is being electrocuted 24/7 but holds on because he knows people need the world wide web. When he passes out from pain & exhaustion we get 404 errors
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I really thought to myself "how bad could it be"
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I really thought to myself "how bad could it be"
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supportive pillow 1/2
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
supportive pillow 1/2
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i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
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November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Cash the Pockymon! Reckon he will get sponsored by them?
(last minute Happy Pocky Day)
(last minute Happy Pocky Day)
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Cash the Pockymon! Reckon he will get sponsored by them?
(last minute Happy Pocky Day)
(last minute Happy Pocky Day)
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October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I am proud to be a knobhead
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I am proud to be a knobhead