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· May 21
Noli cedĕre improbis
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Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here
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told my landlord he no longer has to apologize for being white and he lowered my rent by 25%. told the grocer it's now the trump kennedy center and he sold me potatoes for $1. told PG&E it's a christian nation now and electricity is free. try it sometime
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
told my landlord he no longer has to apologize for being white and he lowered my rent by 25%. told the grocer it's now the trump kennedy center and he sold me potatoes for $1. told PG&E it's a christian nation now and electricity is free. try it sometime
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Man listening to a busker: Ah, he's warming up I think.
Other man: No, he's playing.
Other man: No, he's playing.
December 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Man listening to a busker: Ah, he's warming up I think.
Other man: No, he's playing.
Other man: No, he's playing.
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Conductor of a band playing carols in Durham: Now turn to the next page. There are two ways to say the number. If you’re from here, you’ll say page ee-ay-ut-ee and if you’re from further away, you’ll say ay-tee.
Woman in the audience: Ah, yes, that’s reet.
Woman in the audience: Ah, yes, that’s reet.
December 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Conductor of a band playing carols in Durham: Now turn to the next page. There are two ways to say the number. If you’re from here, you’ll say page ee-ay-ut-ee and if you’re from further away, you’ll say ay-tee.
Woman in the audience: Ah, yes, that’s reet.
Woman in the audience: Ah, yes, that’s reet.
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Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
December 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
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Look here comes a pilgrim.
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Look here comes a pilgrim.
QUIET PIGGY
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
QUIET PIGGY
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lol Trump saw the NYT piece calling him old.
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
lol Trump saw the NYT piece calling him old.
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Still underperforming Fartcoin. 💩
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Still underperforming Fartcoin. 💩
SCOTT GALLOWAY is THREE MANOSPHERES IN A LIBERAL TRENCHCOAT
substack.com/@thespeechpr...
substack.com/@thespeechpr...
SCOTT GALLOWAY: THREE MANOSPHERES IN A LIBERAL TRENCHCOAT
One thing you may have noticed from those of us online who spend much of our time combatting misogyny and the manosphere is our shared dislike of Scott Galloway who, as a marketing professor and a bri...
substack.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
SCOTT GALLOWAY is THREE MANOSPHERES IN A LIBERAL TRENCHCOAT
substack.com/@thespeechpr...
substack.com/@thespeechpr...
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I don't think there's anyone I've ever met who's into Calvin and Hobbes who isn't a great human.
November 18, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I don't think there's anyone I've ever met who's into Calvin and Hobbes who isn't a great human.
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There's no such thing as a perfect cartoo...oh hang on
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
There's no such thing as a perfect cartoo...oh hang on
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"Things happen slowly, then all at once."
-Hemingway
-Hemingway
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"Things happen slowly, then all at once."
-Hemingway
-Hemingway
Sounds like a real sweetheart
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Sounds like a real sweetheart
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Democrats fight to feed poor Americans and let them keep their health insurance during a recession caused entirely by the GOP.
The GOP fights to protect billionaire pedophiles.
How is this a difficult choice?
Seriously. How?
The GOP fights to protect billionaire pedophiles.
How is this a difficult choice?
Seriously. How?
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Democrats fight to feed poor Americans and let them keep their health insurance during a recession caused entirely by the GOP.
The GOP fights to protect billionaire pedophiles.
How is this a difficult choice?
Seriously. How?
The GOP fights to protect billionaire pedophiles.
How is this a difficult choice?
Seriously. How?
I’m old enough to look up what shouting “six seven!” means just to find out it doesn’t mean anything 😩
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I’m old enough to look up what shouting “six seven!” means just to find out it doesn’t mean anything 😩
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I will break into your house to turn down the thermostat so help me
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I will break into your house to turn down the thermostat so help me
Using @paulgp.com ‘s database search I found this.
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Using @paulgp.com ‘s database search I found this.
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For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
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personally, I prefer to get revenge years later, when they think they’re in the clear.
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
personally, I prefer to get revenge years later, when they think they’re in the clear.
I was able to save up for my new tires.. mainly because I never go out to eat in restaurants or do anything expensive. Ever.
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I was able to save up for my new tires.. mainly because I never go out to eat in restaurants or do anything expensive. Ever.
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“I am not hungry now,” said the Dark Frog. “I have eaten too many tasty frog children. But after I jump rope one hundred times, I will be hungry again. Then I will eat YOU!”
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 AM
“I am not hungry now,” said the Dark Frog. “I have eaten too many tasty frog children. But after I jump rope one hundred times, I will be hungry again. Then I will eat YOU!”
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I was helping my son with his english homework and I told him that a smidgen was a small pigeon so now I have another meeting with his teacher.
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I was helping my son with his english homework and I told him that a smidgen was a small pigeon so now I have another meeting with his teacher.