Eivind
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Alle meningene presentert her tilhører faktisk et internasjonalt petroleumselskap, bare ikke det selskapet du forventer.
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This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.
December 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025
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Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
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December 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
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7 kasusformer av Askepott.
December 24, 2025 at 11:17 AM
7 kasusformer av Askepott.
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God jul folkens
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
God jul folkens
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i know recently there's been a push to point out that when Fukuyama talked about "the end of history" he didn't mean it the way people have generally interpreted it. i think this is a sign that we should just go back to calling him a dummy.
If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
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December 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
i know recently there's been a push to point out that when Fukuyama talked about "the end of history" he didn't mean it the way people have generally interpreted it. i think this is a sign that we should just go back to calling him a dummy.
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
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Før jeg leste svarene i denne tråden tenkte jeg helt oppriktig "joda, de kaller den sikkert det i Bergen" 10/10 navngiving
Eg tek for gjeve at eit utval av Bergens fremste artistar no går saman og spelar inn ein julesingle til støtte for tutlesnasken. Jan Eggum, Sissel, Sondre Lerche, Fjorden Baby, Gabrielle, Spetakkel, Stig van Eijk, Razika, Lars Vaular, John Olav å di og Kamelen. Do They Know It's Tutlesnask At All?
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Før jeg leste svarene i denne tråden tenkte jeg helt oppriktig "joda, de kaller den sikkert det i Bergen" 10/10 navngiving
Evil contains the seed of its own destruction
I don’t want anyone to receive threats, but for many years Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has enjoyed this sort of energy from President Trump when it’s been directed at her political enemies and now objects to it when she’s on the receiving end.
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Evil contains the seed of its own destruction
Utelys bør reguleres så strengt så vi kan se stjernene fra byen. Tilgang til stjernehimmelen er en menneskerett.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Utelys bør reguleres så strengt så vi kan se stjernene fra byen. Tilgang til stjernehimmelen er en menneskerett.
You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Dersom EU klarer å gjøre det samme med sykkelindustrien kommer jeg til å sultestreike på Løvebakken for medlemskap i Europasamveldet
November 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Dersom EU klarer å gjøre det samme med sykkelindustrien kommer jeg til å sultestreike på Løvebakken for medlemskap i Europasamveldet
Meg: kan roe ned kroppen og bli kvitt hikke under 60 sekunder med rein viljestyrke/mindfulness
Også meg: skjebnebestemt til å en dag dø av hjerteinfarkt fordi en idiot sperrer midtgangen under boarding mens de fomler med bagasjen sin i maks to minutter
Også meg: skjebnebestemt til å en dag dø av hjerteinfarkt fordi en idiot sperrer midtgangen under boarding mens de fomler med bagasjen sin i maks to minutter
November 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Meg: kan roe ned kroppen og bli kvitt hikke under 60 sekunder med rein viljestyrke/mindfulness
Også meg: skjebnebestemt til å en dag dø av hjerteinfarkt fordi en idiot sperrer midtgangen under boarding mens de fomler med bagasjen sin i maks to minutter
Også meg: skjebnebestemt til å en dag dø av hjerteinfarkt fordi en idiot sperrer midtgangen under boarding mens de fomler med bagasjen sin i maks to minutter
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“In my work with the (Nuremberg Trial) defendants, I was searching for the nature of evil, and I now think I have come close to defining it. A lack of empathy... a genuine incapacity to feel with their fellow men. Evil, I think, is the absence of empathy.”
- Captain G.M. Gilbert, US Army
- Captain G.M. Gilbert, US Army
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
“In my work with the (Nuremberg Trial) defendants, I was searching for the nature of evil, and I now think I have come close to defining it. A lack of empathy... a genuine incapacity to feel with their fellow men. Evil, I think, is the absence of empathy.”
- Captain G.M. Gilbert, US Army
- Captain G.M. Gilbert, US Army
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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Jeg synes det er helt greit og ikke sensur å ublygt skambelegge å ytre så ytterliggående ting som at man ikke bør ta abort selv etter en voldtekt og det er en ås jeg er villig til å twerke meg selv til døde på.
October 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Jeg synes det er helt greit og ikke sensur å ublygt skambelegge å ytre så ytterliggående ting som at man ikke bør ta abort selv etter en voldtekt og det er en ås jeg er villig til å twerke meg selv til døde på.
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*Johan Golden som prøver å si graf*
October 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
*Johan Golden som prøver å si graf*
Hvis jeg noen sinne blir intervjuet blant evakuerte i sammenheng med ras/flom på NRK skal jeg klage ettertrykkelig over at jeg får for MYE informasjon fra myndighetene.
"Det blir litt mye sivilforsvar i monitor! Litt vel mye mas, spør du meg!"
"Det blir litt mye sivilforsvar i monitor! Litt vel mye mas, spør du meg!"
October 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hvis jeg noen sinne blir intervjuet blant evakuerte i sammenheng med ras/flom på NRK skal jeg klage ettertrykkelig over at jeg får for MYE informasjon fra myndighetene.
"Det blir litt mye sivilforsvar i monitor! Litt vel mye mas, spør du meg!"
"Det blir litt mye sivilforsvar i monitor! Litt vel mye mas, spør du meg!"
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
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October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
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