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Steph Tyll 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ she/her
@stephtyll.bsky.social
(30+) Writer/editor/layout designer, nerd, and marketing pro. Mad for the gay pirates. 💍 @redheadedsnippet
Just love WIP, it’s true!
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Thanksgiving: when your cat gets pinkeye and your oven dies that morning but you still get a full turkey dinner on the table on time.
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I need 10,000 words on my desk immediately
in a rival package delivery company au, ed is on his way to ankara with nana. the energy is funky when ed and stede get stuck in quicksand. it's time for one last big job and the crew is ready to give it all up.
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Bird feeder companies: “Now birds can’t taste spicy but squirrels can, so use this hot pepper suet and seed block to keep squirrels away from your feeders!”
Squirrel Steph: 🌶️ 🍽️ 😋
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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we should feed everybody actually

all the time

there is no reason for anyone to be hungry and/or homeless
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This article immediately captivated me
“The artistry was celebrated as pushing boundaries when, in actuality, stormwater doesn’t know any.”
just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.

remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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WELCOME BACK RUIBO 🫠
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Midnight Society never misses.
Musk: i reada da frankenstein
Mary Shelley: motherfucker
Shelley: you better not get this one wrong
Shelley: i literally could not spell it out any more obviously
Mus: itsa about how meddling in da domain ova god is good!
Shelley: MOTHER
Shelley: FUCKER
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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1. Honey, it wasn't just Gen Z. You insult their elders that came before. I stole this album from my older sister when I was old enough to understand how amazing it was. So I own the original 48 year old vinyl. And new CD.
3. Little show called #OFMD
Explaining Gen-Z’s Mysterious Infatuation With Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ (Guest Post)
In this guest post, author Alan Light explores Gen-Z's curious love for Fleetwood Mac's 'Rumours,' the most-streamed album of the 20th century.
variety.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Look, I know we're all having fun celebrating the death of a historic monster, but we need to leave space for folks who may not share our feelings. Some folks saw the news and thought "LOL!" while others heard and immediately felt "LMAO!" and it's important to hear both viewpoints.
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Dick Cheney, architect of the invasion of Iraq, was found dead near the toilet today. He shitted so much that he lifted up into the air and sustained 800 broken bones when tumbling off of the top of his geyser of shit. Officials have elected to concrete off the area rather than deal with the corpse.
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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his loved ones have the opportunity to do the funniest funeral ever
November 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Happy birthday to me 🥰🥰🥰🪦
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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I need Sam Neill in ofmd s3. And soon, please.
October 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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ARES DEX MACHINA
Drop an ARES DEX MACHINA in the comments to summon milkshake...🥤
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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three wolf moon
November 23, 2023 at 8:22 PM
WIP Wednesday! A folk peacock table runner. They are BOYFRIENDS and they are IN LOVE.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I'd love to be stabbed by Jim #ofmdfanart
October 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
WIP WThursday! Folk peacock table runner, and I’ve just gotten to one of the peacocks. Is he not the most handsome guy???
October 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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One woman and her increasingly deranged quest to show you how sparkly this embroidery is
October 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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day 465 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
October 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM