Stëve
@stevenorn.bsky.social
Northern Irish. Heavy Metal and Crisps. Anti-fascist, Pro-pints. Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Can't sleep but it's ok. The wind and rain is super loud outside tonight, but I'm tucked in all cosy in my big comfy bed. It's good.
January 27, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Can't sleep but it's ok. The wind and rain is super loud outside tonight, but I'm tucked in all cosy in my big comfy bed. It's good.
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Gan Tíoránaigh, Gan Ríthe, Gan ICE
January 26, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Gan Tíoránaigh, Gan Ríthe, Gan ICE
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Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television
Hahaha
This absolute loser, Mike Cernovich, genuinely considers himself to be one of the great defenders of western masculinity, but he's crying and whining about whistles. What a fucking dweeb.
This absolute loser, Mike Cernovich, genuinely considers himself to be one of the great defenders of western masculinity, but he's crying and whining about whistles. What a fucking dweeb.
January 26, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Hahaha
This absolute loser, Mike Cernovich, genuinely considers himself to be one of the great defenders of western masculinity, but he's crying and whining about whistles. What a fucking dweeb.
This absolute loser, Mike Cernovich, genuinely considers himself to be one of the great defenders of western masculinity, but he's crying and whining about whistles. What a fucking dweeb.
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Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
January 26, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
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"They've radicalized the Massive Cock subreddit" I say to no one in particular while my wife fills out divorce papers
January 25, 2026 at 6:33 PM
"They've radicalized the Massive Cock subreddit" I say to no one in particular while my wife fills out divorce papers
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
Paul Blart will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 23, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Paul Blart will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
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SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
January 22, 2026 at 7:13 PM
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
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I just watched the Masters of the Universe trailer. It looks terrible, and extremely stupid.
I will see it the week of release and absolutely love it.
I will see it the week of release and absolutely love it.
January 23, 2026 at 7:03 AM
I just watched the Masters of the Universe trailer. It looks terrible, and extremely stupid.
I will see it the week of release and absolutely love it.
I will see it the week of release and absolutely love it.
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Alaska’s passive-aggressive map of the United States
January 20, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Alaska’s passive-aggressive map of the United States
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Bloody hell, this thread.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Bloody hell, this thread.
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Oh my God a literal wallet inspector
Crypto holder loses $283 million to scammer impersonating wallet support
January 10, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=trezor-support-scam
January 10, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=trezor-support-scam
January 17, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Oh my God a literal wallet inspector
"Fuck off, Sanderson." - George R.R. Martin, 2026
George R.R. Martin has said that if he never completes Game of Thrones sequel Winds of Winter (or the book after that), there's no plan for anyone else to step in. Instead, his Song of Ice and Fire series simply "won't be finished."
Game of Thrones Writer George R.R. Martin Says There's No Plan if He Dies Before Completing Winds of Winter, and the Series Simply 'Won't Be Finished'
bit.ly
January 19, 2026 at 1:10 AM
"Fuck off, Sanderson." - George R.R. Martin, 2026
Ideal friendship tbh
Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.
January 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Ideal friendship tbh
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Friedrich Nietzsche, 1875.
January 18, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Friedrich Nietzsche, 1875.
Deeply unserious language
The Dutch equivalent of "hip hip hooray" is "hieperdepiep* hoera"
*pronounced "heeper de peep"
As ever, do with this information what you will
*pronounced "heeper de peep"
As ever, do with this information what you will
January 18, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Deeply unserious language
Thick Panama isn't real and can't hurt you
30 people drew the world from memory. This is the merged result
January 18, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Thick Panama isn't real and can't hurt you
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🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.
January 10, 2026 at 1:22 PM
🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.
Fuck it
THE BODY 2028
THE BODY 2028
Jesse Ventura Calls Donald Trump A 'Draft Dodging Coward,' Says He Might Consider Running For Governor Again
Jesse Ventura Calls Donald Trump A Draft Dodging Coward - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Jesse Ventura speaks following ICE incident in Minnesota.
www.fightful.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Fuck it
THE BODY 2028
THE BODY 2028
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!["Repost if you would let a goth waitress dominate you in a Wendy's back alley or if you love ice cream"
[Image of a very attractive chocolate chip ice-cream.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreicmj57gbe5ez4eppk27ozxkjevovq2opbidh2dv3hbprwn7hzgvsq@jpeg)
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"Did you get that picture of JRR Tolkien for the calendar?"
"Yeah, all sexy just like you asked for."
"Sorry, what...?"
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"Yeah, all sexy just like you asked for."
"Sorry, what...?"
(H/t @kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social )
June 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"Did you get that picture of JRR Tolkien for the calendar?"
"Yeah, all sexy just like you asked for."
"Sorry, what...?"
(H/t @kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social )
"Yeah, all sexy just like you asked for."
"Sorry, what...?"
(H/t @kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social )