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“Some of us aren’t creative enough to brainstorm without ChatGPT!” Well then maybe you should sit this one out.
July 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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to all young american men looking to not be drafted, we can get you an estrogen shot within the week
Thank god i didn't miss the once in a lifetime chance to see the US go to war with the Middle East
June 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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this was me for an entire week
the amount of posts i write and then delete and never publish...someone should give me a medal
May 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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gender reveal, the baby is goth
ms.now MS NOW @ms.now · May 7
BREAKING: Black smoke at Vatican, no pope elected

www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
May 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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post a ship that’s not star wars or Star Trek
March 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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So great to have @scalzi.com and @maryrobinettekowal.com at the @columbuslibrary.bsky.social today! My favorite bit was the answer to this question: how do you write about something you don’t know? Scalzi: as a straight white man, I make shit up. Kowal: As a woman, I also need it to be correct. 😂
March 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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PSA: FUCKING LLMS DO NOT HAVE MINDS. THEY JUST PIECE TOGETHER AN APPROPRIATE SEEMING RESPONSE FROM THEIR DATASET BASED ON WHAT EVER YOU SAY TO THEM.
THEY DON’T FEEL ANYTHING, THEY DO NOT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. IT’S BASICALLY RNG. IT IS A SOPHISTICATED FUCKING FURBY
March 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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With alt text.

Also, these aren't antics. These are public threats to another country's sovereignty by the Secretary of Homeland Security. We keep treating it like a joke because to your average American the idea of invading Canada seems ridiculous. They're not laughing.
March 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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just wanna remind people that the person who snitched on luigi got none of the promised reward because of random technicalities. you have nothing to gain by being a rat.
March 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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God and Jesus cranking the disaster dial up to 11 like “well doesn’t seem smart but Lil Kim asked, so.”
January 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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“I DEMAND TO SMELL YOUR TEA.” My cats, every day.

“UGH GRODY WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SMELL THAT SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??” My cats, moments later every day.
December 7, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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SIDEBAR: The OPTI Fonts Archive is a great source of vintage free font clones and digitisations made by a defunct company called Castcraft. The quality of these is often better than fan-made replica fonts.

abfonts.freehostia.com/opti/fonts-a...
October 6, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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My 40 person communist polycule just got hit with RICO charges
May 13, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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University of Zagreb researcher Beata Halassy treated her breast cancer with an unproven virus-based therapy using viruses she cultivated in her own lab.

Over several weeks, her homegrown remedy caused her tumor to shrink, enabling surgeons to remove it.
A scientist experimented on herself to treat her cancer. It worked.
University of Zagreb researcher Beata Halassy treated her breast cancer with an unproven virus-based therapy using viruses she cultivated in her own lab.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 14, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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I mean, the bathrobe is basically my daily apparel, I don't know if people truly appreciate how on a day-to-day basis, my lifestyle really is best described as "moderately domesticated house cat in human form"
The bathrobe is a nice, informal touch.
November 14, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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The Democratic version of this would be swaying awkwardly in place while quietly mumbling the lyrics to "Imagine," and it would work exactly as well as you think it would, also, I apologize for putting that image into your head
November 14, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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youtu.be/7Slib2bbMs4 here's the whole talk, hope you enjoy, please watch it.
November 14, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
November 14, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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I GOT HIM. I ACTUALLY GOT HIM
November 14, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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Cursed cats
October 27, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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It's important to realize how long scientists have warned those in power. Climate change is not somebody's fault for not recycling beer cans. It's the result of a fraud against the public by corporations who have flooded the zone with bribes and misinformation.
Almost 40 years ago in 1985, Carl Sagan told Congress that continuing to burn fossil fuels will increase global temperature, cause climate change, melt glaciers and ice sheets, and cause sea level rise.
October 5, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Two-Factor Gender Authentication
September 9, 2024 at 3:22 AM
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If you could jam video games, hardcore music, and horror movies/books into this painting it would be pretty much all of my interests intersecting.
September 7, 2024 at 2:27 AM
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I’ve heard that there’s a sacred chord
You hear before I draw my sword
And without hesitation run it through ya
It goes like this — [UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING]
September 7, 2024 at 2:49 AM