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hoots.bsky.social
i hope they never stop making knives out movies until rian johnson and daniel craig are dead
December 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you

coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you

film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
December 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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katzish.bsky.social
Alcohol is a disinhibitor — people say what they really think. This young man has great values and I will offer him a glass of water and maybe a bucket anytime
rudbeckia.bsky.social Rudbeckia @rudbeckia.bsky.social · 22d
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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shariauncle.bsky.social
been really into the Bee Movie TV Juniors lately
December 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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keepitbluedems.bsky.social
America's Uncle
open.substack.com/pub/charlott...
America's Uncle
He brought us comfort and humor.
open.substack.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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tef.bsky.social
the small language model arrived
a chatgpt branded magic 8 ball "i love that you asked this"
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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antlervel.vet
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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adamsandler.click
if weed makes you sleepy it's an illiad and if it makes you lock in on ableton it's a honda odyssey
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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airbagged.bsky.social
Holy shit
shinobi602.bsky.social Shinobi602 @shinobi602.bsky.social · Dec 5
Fallout creator Tim Cain has returned to Obsidian, says "you're not going to guess" what he's working on

➡️ youtu.be/kCVWRZqyroA
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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papawoof.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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davidbcooper.bsky.social
Moevember 2025 Day 28: Giz-Moe

#Simpsons #TheSimpsons #moevember
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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debjitduttaart.bsky.social
What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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lpizzle.bsky.social
Home Alone came out almost exactly 2 months after Goodfellas so I prefer to think Tommy never really got whacked. The hit was a front. He was just renamed Harry and sent into witness protection to work as a plumber in Winnetka IL. But he just couldn't fight that itch
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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goddamvirginian.bsky.social
(adjusting the antenna on my teletubby, which i keep in the house as a sort of pet/manservant)

"on a clear night he can pick up Skinemax"
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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ellisjrosen.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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atrupar.com
"This all began with the Rigged Census" claims the guy who was president during the 2020 census
I will be strongly endorsing against any State Senator or House member from the Great State of Indiana that votes against the Republican Party, and our Nation, by not allowing for Redistricting for Congressional seats in the United States House of Representatives as every other State in our Nation is doing, Republican or Democrat. Democrats are trying to steal our seats everywhere, and we’re not going to let this happen! This all began with the Rigged Census. We must keep the Majority at all costs. Republicans must fight back!
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Listen to Anime Sickos Podcast
tomharrison.bsky.social Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · Nov 17
I have been having kind of a very difficult year. One thing that I can depend on and feel good about is my work on Anime Sickos Podcast. It is a unique and hilarious show and I am deeply proud of it and myself as a host and producer. It would kick ass if you could give it a listen.
animesickos.bsky.social Anime Sickos Podcast @animesickos.bsky.social · Nov 17
Listen to Anime Sickos Podcast
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
the year 2000: i can't believe these dumbass kids made a show about kicking each other in the balls

the year 2025: i can't believe our most respectable national public figures used to make a show about kicking each other in the balls
chinajoeflynn.bsky.social Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · Nov 17
Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
Johnny Knoxville, his new wife, John Waters, and a dog standing in front of a floral arch.
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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ziondood.bsky.social
My band Constance is getting back together for one last show, next year on January 10th in Wisconsin! ✨ More details will be shared below - Let's make this one to remember 🖤
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
i hit a button on my newly invented switchblade broadsword and the whole thing launches out of my hands and disappears over the horizon. i never explained what it was supposed to do so everyone is cheering and going nuts
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”

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I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time. Every day my phone buzzes. It is a neighborhood group: four people were kidnapped at the corner drugstore. A friend a mile away sends a Slack message: she was at the scene when masked men assaulted and abducted two people on the street. A plumber working on my pipes is distraught, and I find out that two of his employees were kidnapped that morning. A week later it happens again. An email arrives. Agents with guns have chased a teacher into the school where she works. They did not have a warrant. They dragged her away, ignoring her and her colleagues’ pleas to show proof of her documentation. That evening I stand a few feet from the parents of Rayito de Sol and listen to them describe, with anguish, how good Ms. Diana was to their children. What it is like to have strangers with guns traumatize your kids. For a teacher to hide a three-year-old child for fear they might be killed. How their relatives will no longer leave the house. I hear the pain and fury in their voices, and I wonder who will be next. Understand what it is to pray in Chicago.
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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monolithfiji.bsky.social
The best thing about this is even if Trump had gotten Sliwa to drop out and EVERY SINGLE one of those votes went to Cuomo, Zohran still would have won. Fuck outta here man!!!
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
Me reading this:
November 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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davidbcooper.bsky.social
Happy MOEVEMBER! MOEVEMBER is the Moe-nth where we celebrate Moe in a bunch of silly ways. Ready, get set, MOE.

Moevember 2025 Day 1: King Moe

#Simpsons #TheSimpsons #moevember
November 1, 2025 at 7:04 AM