Cusros
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December 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Phone call:
"Are you guys open today?"
"Yup, we're open all day"
"Thank God, I desperately need this prescription filled. Wait. WHY are you open today? It's Christmas Eve"
"...because there are people who desperately need prescriptions filled?"
"But it's Christmas!"
"Are you guys open today?"
"Yup, we're open all day"
"Thank God, I desperately need this prescription filled. Wait. WHY are you open today? It's Christmas Eve"
"...because there are people who desperately need prescriptions filled?"
"But it's Christmas!"
December 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Phone call:
"Are you guys open today?"
"Yup, we're open all day"
"Thank God, I desperately need this prescription filled. Wait. WHY are you open today? It's Christmas Eve"
"...because there are people who desperately need prescriptions filled?"
"But it's Christmas!"
"Are you guys open today?"
"Yup, we're open all day"
"Thank God, I desperately need this prescription filled. Wait. WHY are you open today? It's Christmas Eve"
"...because there are people who desperately need prescriptions filled?"
"But it's Christmas!"
"My husband wants to get the flu shot before we visit his elderly mother next week. What's the latest you offer them at your store?" The customer asked.
"Until 5:30 today," I replied
"Where on the body is it injected?"
"The... arm?"
"Oh PHEW!"
"Until 5:30 today," I replied
"Where on the body is it injected?"
"The... arm?"
"Oh PHEW!"
December 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"My husband wants to get the flu shot before we visit his elderly mother next week. What's the latest you offer them at your store?" The customer asked.
"Until 5:30 today," I replied
"Where on the body is it injected?"
"The... arm?"
"Oh PHEW!"
"Until 5:30 today," I replied
"Where on the body is it injected?"
"The... arm?"
"Oh PHEW!"
Boomers love brunettes, Gen X love blondes, millennials love redheads, Gen Z love TikTok
December 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Boomers love brunettes, Gen X love blondes, millennials love redheads, Gen Z love TikTok
Not a fan of "yellow" and "rain" appearing in the same notification
December 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Not a fan of "yellow" and "rain" appearing in the same notification
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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I'm still boycotting Starbucks from like, 15 boycotts ago
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I'm still boycotting Starbucks from like, 15 boycotts ago
Facebook is great if you ever want to look back and see how an old friend from high school was doing 13 years ago when they last logged on
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Facebook is great if you ever want to look back and see how an old friend from high school was doing 13 years ago when they last logged on
I vowed to stop using CNN for news after their downright ghoulish treatment of the Biden cancer diagnosis, but man I'm having trouble finding an American news source that isn't primarily a partisan vehicle.
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I vowed to stop using CNN for news after their downright ghoulish treatment of the Biden cancer diagnosis, but man I'm having trouble finding an American news source that isn't primarily a partisan vehicle.
An element of a story I've been working on is the fictional song "Christmas Polka Hop", which is supposed to be the worst Christmas song ever written.
The Christmas Polka Hop is stuck in my head.
The Christmas Polka Hop is stuck in my head.
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
An element of a story I've been working on is the fictional song "Christmas Polka Hop", which is supposed to be the worst Christmas song ever written.
The Christmas Polka Hop is stuck in my head.
The Christmas Polka Hop is stuck in my head.
My coworker is back from a week-long training trip for her other job. She declares that she no longer wants to live here, it's so much better over there.
She was in Brampton, Ontario
She was in Brampton, Ontario
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My coworker is back from a week-long training trip for her other job. She declares that she no longer wants to live here, it's so much better over there.
She was in Brampton, Ontario
She was in Brampton, Ontario
I slept on my shoulder slightly funny last week. At this point, I fear I may never recover
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I slept on my shoulder slightly funny last week. At this point, I fear I may never recover
It has been 0 days since a customer last pooped on the floor at my work
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It has been 0 days since a customer last pooped on the floor at my work
Mine is just revolting
my body is revolting against me
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Mine is just revolting
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Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
May 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
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twink notetaking app suspiciously absent…
November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
twink notetaking app suspiciously absent…
🎵Cch-cch-cch-cchinges!🎵
mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
🎵Cch-cch-cch-cchinges!🎵
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
GOO
The #GodzillaMinusOne sequel is officially titled ‘Godzilla: Minus Zero’ 🎥
November 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
GOO
A Little Piece of Heaven came on at the gym, so of course I was obligated to emphatically lip sync in public to a song about murder, necrophilia, and zombie resurrection. It's Halloween.
Avenged Sevenfold - A Little Piece Of Heaven [Official Music Video]
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October 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
A Little Piece of Heaven came on at the gym, so of course I was obligated to emphatically lip sync in public to a song about murder, necrophilia, and zombie resurrection. It's Halloween.
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby
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Chicken alfredo is just mac and cheese that went to college and did something with its life
October 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Chicken alfredo is just mac and cheese that went to college and did something with its life
Autocorrect: I know you're writing "principle" but I know you mean "principal".
Spell check: why would you write "principal" here when you mean "principle". You idiot. You absolute buffoon. I hope this squiggly red line of shame haunts your dreams.
Spell check: why would you write "principal" here when you mean "principle". You idiot. You absolute buffoon. I hope this squiggly red line of shame haunts your dreams.
October 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Autocorrect: I know you're writing "principle" but I know you mean "principal".
Spell check: why would you write "principal" here when you mean "principle". You idiot. You absolute buffoon. I hope this squiggly red line of shame haunts your dreams.
Spell check: why would you write "principal" here when you mean "principle". You idiot. You absolute buffoon. I hope this squiggly red line of shame haunts your dreams.