Endless Mike
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 8,1951
December 9, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 8,1951
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uncrustables for dinner #ballermoves #westcoastwarlord
December 7, 2024 at 4:12 AM
uncrustables for dinner #ballermoves #westcoastwarlord
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after pestering me to buy a discounted blue checkmark for weeks, X Dot Com put an ad for one in my notifications. astonishingly pathetic behavior
November 29, 2024 at 10:10 PM
after pestering me to buy a discounted blue checkmark for weeks, X Dot Com put an ad for one in my notifications. astonishingly pathetic behavior
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all the twitch employees ive ever met have been wonderful people BUT back when twitch was still "justin .tv" i was riding bart into 24th and mission and a guy in a justin .tv shirt had a fedora on and a hole was cut out of the back of the fedora and his ponytail was sticking out of it
November 29, 2024 at 4:31 AM
all the twitch employees ive ever met have been wonderful people BUT back when twitch was still "justin .tv" i was riding bart into 24th and mission and a guy in a justin .tv shirt had a fedora on and a hole was cut out of the back of the fedora and his ponytail was sticking out of it
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that canceled tv show you'll never stop thinking about
November 16, 2024 at 2:49 AM
that canceled tv show you'll never stop thinking about
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Is This Antique Store Racist: A Psychological Thriller
October 30, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Is This Antique Store Racist: A Psychological Thriller
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"Mulder, Scully, I need you to investigate a gentleman named Parker Lewis, who -- in defiance of all scientific laws -- simply cannot lose."
#Lost90sCrossovers
#Lost90sCrossovers
October 20, 2024 at 9:28 PM
"Mulder, Scully, I need you to investigate a gentleman named Parker Lewis, who -- in defiance of all scientific laws -- simply cannot lose."
#Lost90sCrossovers
#Lost90sCrossovers
folks, you just cant beat the ergonomics or the styling of the x-acto #5 handle #itsjustmikesthoughts
September 16, 2024 at 2:19 AM
folks, you just cant beat the ergonomics or the styling of the x-acto #5 handle #itsjustmikesthoughts
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The Secret Service were alerted when the assassin yelled “Fore!” before taking his shot
September 15, 2024 at 10:16 PM
The Secret Service were alerted when the assassin yelled “Fore!” before taking his shot
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My proxies have arrived
September 13, 2024 at 9:02 PM
My proxies have arrived
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Resident Evil (GCN / Capcom / 2002)
July 2, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Resident Evil (GCN / Capcom / 2002)
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ME: So, if they're displacing some of the soda in the cup with ice, they should also have to give you a smaller cup with all the soda the ice displaced!
LATE NIGHT HOST: Well. You know, I heard you had a strange encounter on a flight recently--
ME: I'm not done. Please don't pivot to my anecdote.
LATE NIGHT HOST: Well. You know, I heard you had a strange encounter on a flight recently--
ME: I'm not done. Please don't pivot to my anecdote.
June 14, 2024 at 9:40 PM
ME: So, if they're displacing some of the soda in the cup with ice, they should also have to give you a smaller cup with all the soda the ice displaced!
LATE NIGHT HOST: Well. You know, I heard you had a strange encounter on a flight recently--
ME: I'm not done. Please don't pivot to my anecdote.
LATE NIGHT HOST: Well. You know, I heard you had a strange encounter on a flight recently--
ME: I'm not done. Please don't pivot to my anecdote.
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Another satisfied customer
June 11, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Another satisfied customer
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beginning work on a epistolary novelization of Austin Powers. It will all be letters and diary entries of people encountering him and much like Dracula, the most unsettling part will be everyone acting like his behavior and language is only unusual, not alarming.
June 7, 2024 at 4:26 PM
beginning work on a epistolary novelization of Austin Powers. It will all be letters and diary entries of people encountering him and much like Dracula, the most unsettling part will be everyone acting like his behavior and language is only unusual, not alarming.
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Donald Trump, the first president in American history to put chocolate on a minion, died tonight. He was probably 98 years old.
May 31, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Donald Trump, the first president in American history to put chocolate on a minion, died tonight. He was probably 98 years old.
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Do you think Fred Flintstone ever had to take the toilet out back and shoot it
October 27, 2023 at 4:58 PM
Do you think Fred Flintstone ever had to take the toilet out back and shoot it
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Goddammit. Ended up the protagonist of a Star Wars movie and got assigned a totally busted alien companion. Bad face, foul secretions. He’s named like, “Boofoo Slimp.” And now we’re partners for the whole fucking thing
May 23, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Goddammit. Ended up the protagonist of a Star Wars movie and got assigned a totally busted alien companion. Bad face, foul secretions. He’s named like, “Boofoo Slimp.” And now we’re partners for the whole fucking thing
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TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!
May 22, 2024 at 4:18 AM
TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!