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Sunshine Jarboly

@sunshinejarboly.bsky.social

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puppy petter. eagle trainer. drinker of milk. taker of naps. Writer. my books are available at https://linktr.ee/sunshinejarboly my tweets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dyksjqh6i65siw2h6j7xhbtu/feed/aaajao4trlgl6

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Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 2h

Tried out a twin bed for the first time in 25 years and my first thought was “I have the right to an attorney”

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Schmrrrrrrrlex @schmrrrlex.bsky.social · 2h

c'mon son, you've been in there for 45 minutes. there are other people in this house who need to use the shower to hide from a nightmarish reality I can no longer accept

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 3h

*a sports analyst suddenly rubs the bridge of his nose as he looks over at the other podcasters*
why are we shouting?

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 2d

Theme of my journal: I should start writing in my journal.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 3d

having my dojo fumigated

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 3d

every year I procrastinate and end up using the previous year’s costume, and every year I have to explain to more and more people who ken bone was

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 4d

What I lack in clarity of mind I make up for in something something whatever

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 2d

The driver in front of me pulled out their phone at the stop light and the driver in front of them also pulled out their phone. We've been stuck here since Thursday.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 9h

Declining a meeting request because I held on to some dandelion fluff and got carried away by a breeze

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 7h

don't judge a man 'til you've walked a mile in his shoes all the way to the courthouse where you put on a black robe and get your gavel and tell the bailiff to bring in the next defendant and hear their testimony and make a decision by fairly interpreting and applying the law and

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 9h

my wife unlocks my phone & she slowly shakes her head in utter disappointment as she sees that my background wallpaper is the el torito restaurant menu.

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 12h

Is there a Nobel Prize for bad posts? Because I would win that easily.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 13h

if you look in the mirror & say the words aioli sauce three times in a row a man riding a flux capacitor powered fixed gear bike will zoom by at 88 miles per hour & bonk you in the head with a hardcover copy of jonathan livingston seagull.

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

The only time I unload the dishwasher is after I've forgotten to turn it on

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 2d

Me: (exists)

Wasp: I have opinions about that

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

I'd like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a safe and happy Rocktober.

May The Wattage pump in your cottage.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 1d

they say that exercise helps depression, but how did accidentally sharting on a treadmill help exactly

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 1d

they said they were going to mail it to me. now i just wait, i guess.

Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 1d

one time at a party i was listening to our friend’s toddler babble on for about ten minutes & when he stopped i looked up to no one in particular & said, “haha, okay alex, i’ll take gibberish for 400 please.”

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 1d

my 9 year old daughter & i were watching 4 hummingbirds fighting over the feeder outside when she turned to me & said, “their names are jerry, elaine, george & kramer because they clearly don’t care about anyone but themselves,” & that was when a single tear rolled down my cheek.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 2d

exactly.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 8d

The only good thing to come out of a file cabinet is liquor.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 7d

Reading is really just for people who like words.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 6d

This is the season where I dress like a taxidermist.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 5d

Decorative boulders say a lot about a person.

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