Girl with a SpongeBob Tattoo
@surahz.bsky.social
Pencil stabbing survivor, sinkhole enthusiast, somebody’s mom. I'm very busy and important.
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If there are alternate universes I’m quite pissed to be stuck in this one
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So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
February 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
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these cabinet announcements are like an advent calendar counting down to the apocalypse
February 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
these cabinet announcements are like an advent calendar counting down to the apocalypse
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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
February 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
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Is today done? Feels done. I know i'm done
February 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Is today done? Feels done. I know i'm done
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2 insurrections, same President.
February 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
2 insurrections, same President.
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I’m gonna be real I am straight up very concerned about things
February 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’m gonna be real I am straight up very concerned about things
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i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve
January 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve
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Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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President Trump would be well advised to place tariffs on Colombian coffee. The only type that must stay duty-free is Irish coffee.
by Pete Hegseth
by Pete Hegseth
January 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
President Trump would be well advised to place tariffs on Colombian coffee. The only type that must stay duty-free is Irish coffee.
by Pete Hegseth
by Pete Hegseth
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America is under attack by the President of the United States
January 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
America is under attack by the President of the United States
Update: he’s proving to be an excellent distraction and source of entertainment. Everyone needs an emotional support shelter dog to get through these stressful times
January 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Update: he’s proving to be an excellent distraction and source of entertainment. Everyone needs an emotional support shelter dog to get through these stressful times
Adopted a dog from the shelter yesterday in an attempt to distract me from the demise of America, seems to be working so far 🤞🏻
January 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Adopted a dog from the shelter yesterday in an attempt to distract me from the demise of America, seems to be working so far 🤞🏻
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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
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I’m torn between wanting to stay informed and wanting to stay somewhat sane
January 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I’m torn between wanting to stay informed and wanting to stay somewhat sane
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With ICE raids already starting, remember this when you get asked if you've seen anyone they're looking for,
NO
I don't remember
I haven't seen anyone
I don't know
Fuck off
Ok, maybe not the last one, but erase your memory
Be an ally
NO
I don't remember
I haven't seen anyone
I don't know
Fuck off
Ok, maybe not the last one, but erase your memory
Be an ally
January 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
With ICE raids already starting, remember this when you get asked if you've seen anyone they're looking for,
NO
I don't remember
I haven't seen anyone
I don't know
Fuck off
Ok, maybe not the last one, but erase your memory
Be an ally
NO
I don't remember
I haven't seen anyone
I don't know
Fuck off
Ok, maybe not the last one, but erase your memory
Be an ally
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it’s been three days and people can’t even FIND eggs
January 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
it’s been three days and people can’t even FIND eggs
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CAPTCHA: are you a human
ME: yes
CAPTCHA: oh i am so sorry
ME: yes
CAPTCHA: oh i am so sorry
January 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
CAPTCHA: are you a human
ME: yes
CAPTCHA: oh i am so sorry
ME: yes
CAPTCHA: oh i am so sorry
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This is how you do it...
January 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This is how you do it...
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2025 seems like a good time to start eating Tide Pods again.
January 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
2025 seems like a good time to start eating Tide Pods again.
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Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!
January 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!
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it’s going to be so much fun when he dies
January 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
it’s going to be so much fun when he dies