$wampA$$/
@swampass-official.bsky.social
I do go by this name irl
Leftist
Talk to me abt permaculture
He/they
Leftist
Talk to me abt permaculture
He/they
Every citizen in the USA should be obliged to read or watch
The Handmaid's Tale.
Now.
Oh. Damn it. It's already banned in parts of the USA.
When a book becomes alive. Too quick.
It seems it's already too late for a rising. But I do hope I am wrong.
#TheHandMaidsTale #USA #Facism
The Handmaid's Tale.
Now.
Oh. Damn it. It's already banned in parts of the USA.
When a book becomes alive. Too quick.
It seems it's already too late for a rising. But I do hope I am wrong.
#TheHandMaidsTale #USA #Facism
April 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Going to jail tomorrow rip all of my accounts not that ive been using them much lately
April 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Going to jail tomorrow rip all of my accounts not that ive been using them much lately
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"It's only because of their stupidity that they're able to be so sure of themselves."
Franz Kafka
Franz Kafka
March 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"It's only because of their stupidity that they're able to be so sure of themselves."
Franz Kafka
Franz Kafka
I AM GOING TO JAIL ON MARCH 14TH
March 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I AM GOING TO JAIL ON MARCH 14TH
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Passed this guy on the sidewalk who was cruisin for some hot slizz to take home to his tree tonight.
March 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Passed this guy on the sidewalk who was cruisin for some hot slizz to take home to his tree tonight.
Realizing youre just another part of someones life is crazy. You can be absolutely obsessed with someone and like that doesnt mean anything to them. Ur just a face to them
March 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Realizing youre just another part of someones life is crazy. You can be absolutely obsessed with someone and like that doesnt mean anything to them. Ur just a face to them
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The Dance of the Swans is the best thing you’ll see today
March 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The Dance of the Swans is the best thing you’ll see today
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i hope this message finds you well because it killed the other guy
March 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i hope this message finds you well because it killed the other guy
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My children wash the toothpaste down the drain challenge (impossible)
March 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
My children wash the toothpaste down the drain challenge (impossible)
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you know how you can gargle water in the back of your throat, i can do that with diarrhea in my butt
March 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
you know how you can gargle water in the back of your throat, i can do that with diarrhea in my butt
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If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
March 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
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The reason pencils have erasers is so they can smudge the paper and draw the eye to your error. You fool. You absolute disappointment.
March 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The reason pencils have erasers is so they can smudge the paper and draw the eye to your error. You fool. You absolute disappointment.
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to be clear: i don’t do this for attention and the only reason why anyone follows me is because so many of you sick fucks like nonsense that ends with “cum”
March 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
to be clear: i don’t do this for attention and the only reason why anyone follows me is because so many of you sick fucks like nonsense that ends with “cum”
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Dentist: “Please open up.”
Me: “Sometimes I get so sad.”
Me: “Sometimes I get so sad.”
March 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Dentist: “Please open up.”
Me: “Sometimes I get so sad.”
Me: “Sometimes I get so sad.”
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WIFE: what are you eating
ME: a apple
WIFE: *an
ME: a anpple
ME: a apple
WIFE: *an
ME: a anpple
March 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
WIFE: what are you eating
ME: a apple
WIFE: *an
ME: a anpple
ME: a apple
WIFE: *an
ME: a anpple
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i'm like a canary in a coal mine if people kept on yelling "why am i seeing you in my coal mine" at canaries
March 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i'm like a canary in a coal mine if people kept on yelling "why am i seeing you in my coal mine" at canaries
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[Me in hospital bed]
My wife: "How is he?"
Doctor: "He's stable now. But he was technically dead for 15 minutes"
My wife (remembering the 'til death do us part' bit in our wedding vows): *pumps fist
My wife: "How is he?"
Doctor: "He's stable now. But he was technically dead for 15 minutes"
My wife (remembering the 'til death do us part' bit in our wedding vows): *pumps fist
March 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
[Me in hospital bed]
My wife: "How is he?"
Doctor: "He's stable now. But he was technically dead for 15 minutes"
My wife (remembering the 'til death do us part' bit in our wedding vows): *pumps fist
My wife: "How is he?"
Doctor: "He's stable now. But he was technically dead for 15 minutes"
My wife (remembering the 'til death do us part' bit in our wedding vows): *pumps fist
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They say you should nurture your child’s interests from a young age which is why I’m training my baby to eat progressively larger airplanes
March 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
They say you should nurture your child’s interests from a young age which is why I’m training my baby to eat progressively larger airplanes
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My new passport just arrived, so now I can visit other countries and get sneered at, which is nice.
March 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My new passport just arrived, so now I can visit other countries and get sneered at, which is nice.
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Told my wife I think her underwear is way too tight and revealing.
She said, then wear your own
She said, then wear your own
March 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Told my wife I think her underwear is way too tight and revealing.
She said, then wear your own
She said, then wear your own
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You are the best
You are the bes
You are the be
You are the b
You are the
You are th
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You are
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Yaoi and yuri
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March 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
You are the best
You are the bes
You are the be
You are the b
You are the
You are th
You are t
You are
You ar
You a
You
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Ya
Yao
Yaoi
Yaoi a
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Yaoi and yur
Yaoi and yuri
You are the bes
You are the be
You are the b
You are the
You are th
You are t
You are
You ar
You a
You
Yo
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Ya
Yao
Yaoi
Yaoi a
Yaoi an
Yaoi and
Yaoi and y
Yaoi and yu
Yaoi and yur
Yaoi and yuri
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[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror]
i am the horror and i will be persisting
i am the horror and i will be persisting
March 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror]
i am the horror and i will be persisting
i am the horror and i will be persisting