Swampything
@swampything.bsky.social
World’s Saddest Optimist, He/Him
Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year
Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year
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Swampything
@swampything.bsky.social
· Apr 17
If your looking for superior British young adult literature other than Joanne’s, please please read The Edge Chronicles by Paul Stewart & Chris Riddell
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the person who coined the expression « content creator » to describe art and entertainment deserves to be in a specific circle of hell
December 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
the person who coined the expression « content creator » to describe art and entertainment deserves to be in a specific circle of hell
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Those two little kids from The VVitch would have loved 6 7
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Those two little kids from The VVitch would have loved 6 7
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I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
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𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘦, 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺. *𝘐* 𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘺 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘚𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘴
December 17, 2024 at 2:40 PM
𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘦, 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺. *𝘐* 𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘺 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘚𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘴
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Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry
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This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is:
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is:
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
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Let's just enjoy the fact for a moment that Bill Clinton getting a blowjob really could bring down the government this time.
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Let's just enjoy the fact for a moment that Bill Clinton getting a blowjob really could bring down the government this time.
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If you die in sudoku you die in real life
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If you die in sudoku you die in real life
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every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
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Mentally ill people are largely seen as expendable and our deaths never preventable or meaningful
Part of the reason I think there isn’t as much pressure around stopping ChatGPT re: suicide/psychosis as compared to stuff like Panera Lemonade is because people are inclined to blame it on mental illness versus the tech, a kind of victim-blaming mentality that fits neatly into just world fallacy
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Mentally ill people are largely seen as expendable and our deaths never preventable or meaningful
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Pascal the dog is here.
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Pascal the dog is here.
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i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
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I' LL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I' LL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY
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No I understood your wavedashing reference but frankly I'm insulted that you would clock me as someone who knows what that is
November 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
No I understood your wavedashing reference but frankly I'm insulted that you would clock me as someone who knows what that is
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One day I’m going to write and draw a Swamp Thing story and it’s going to look a little like this
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
One day I’m going to write and draw a Swamp Thing story and it’s going to look a little like this
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ALERT: Amid the federal shutdown, millions could lose access to food assistance — but Boston residents can still find help.
Text FOOD to 617-579-8238 (available 24/7, in 8 languages, for local food resources across the city. 🍎
Text FOOD to 617-579-8238 (available 24/7, in 8 languages, for local food resources across the city. 🍎
October 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
ALERT: Amid the federal shutdown, millions could lose access to food assistance — but Boston residents can still find help.
Text FOOD to 617-579-8238 (available 24/7, in 8 languages, for local food resources across the city. 🍎
Text FOOD to 617-579-8238 (available 24/7, in 8 languages, for local food resources across the city. 🍎
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They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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REIGN OF TERROR // 2021 // I TRIED, YOU GUYS, I REALLY DID
October 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
REIGN OF TERROR // 2021 // I TRIED, YOU GUYS, I REALLY DID
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i don’t have a tattoo but if i did it’d say “i respect women”
October 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i don’t have a tattoo but if i did it’d say “i respect women”
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Who you are in the group chat is who you are in real life. Friedrich Nietzsche said that.
October 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Who you are in the group chat is who you are in real life. Friedrich Nietzsche said that.
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