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Sarah
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a joy to have in class!

just gonna pretend I didn't ignore this app for a literal year
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I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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sorry if this seems dramatic but i think we need to make it so people are afraid to say shit like this in public
I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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the people who are really shrinking the bureaucracy seem to have *checks notes* started another government agency
May 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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I would like to make more jokes but instead I'm here to tell you that because health reporting in the US is not what it might be, you gotta hear from the singer from the Mountain Goats that measles (and whooping cough) are surging not just here but abroad. www.belganewsagency.eu/moroccan-mea...
‘Moroccan measles variant’ found in Brussels sewage water
Research by KU Leuven university shows that the so-called “Moroccan variant” of the measles virus has been found in sewage water in Brussels...
www.belganewsagency.eu
March 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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I can handle literally anything you can throw my way unless it’s bad news or good news or a question of any kind or like a baseball or something
March 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Also also also appeasing Trump never ever works
Even if you think Paul Weiss and Columbia made the only choice available to them in the circumstances (and that's not what I think, to be clear), you have to recognize that there's no future for our democracy if every powerful institution approaches official extortion in this way.
March 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
why do I always have to get on my soap box at work at the end of the day before my day off 🫠
March 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
me, at work today
a man wearing sunglasses and a hat is talking into an nfl microphone
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a hat is talking into an nfl microphone
media.tenor.com
March 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Every blanket is a weighted blanket if your cats are chonky enough
December 30, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 1:08 AM
you will never see me choose to board a cruise ship at this point in my life but I'm starting to see the benefit of planning the kind of vacation where everyone can go off and do their own thing while under the illusion of still being together the whole time
December 24, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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Game: It’s recommended you be at least Lvl. 65 to beat this enemy.
Me at level 40 about to get my shit rocked: Well I recommend you suck my ass.
December 23, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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Stop using these apps entirely, people. Get a notebook and a pen and go analog. I'm serious
The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn anyone who might need to know.
December 10, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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“I have too many books”
-judgemental
-boring
-implies impulse-control issues

“The books... they have me.”
- mysterious
- occult
- implies you are at the mercy of a library of books that have gained sentience and are holding you hostage

#readingcommunity
December 7, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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I love when the weather turns ugly because it makes the decision I already made not to leave the house for the whole day seem way more reasonable
December 3, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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There’s also not enough good holidays in January through April, IMO
thanksgiving should be in may. the american Q4 holiday pacing is shambolic
November 29, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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🙋‍♀️I consider abortion a good option, and a social good writ large! Pregnancy is not a punishment for contraceptive failure or contraceptive lack or contraceptive refusal.

I am pro-abortion, period. Same as I'm pro-chemotherapy, pro-insulin, pro-root canal, pro-pap-smear.
November 22, 2024 at 4:19 AM
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me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: friend is a strong word
November 22, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Each year, the trans community loses too many lives, especially trans women of color, to hate and violence.

More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop.

Now.
November 20, 2024 at 3:18 PM
insomniac hours time for catposting
November 19, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Hey, you with the pretty face☀️
Welcome to the human race☀️
A celebration, Mr. Blue Sky's up there waitin'☀️
And today is the day we've waited for☀️
November 21, 2023 at 12:03 PM