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The hottest Women you know gets incredibly depressed during winter holidays, check in on her
December 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The hottest Women you know gets incredibly depressed during winter holidays, check in on her
Teeth were a mistake
December 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Teeth were a mistake
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can americans learn to love breakfast in bed and a handjob
December 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
can americans learn to love breakfast in bed and a handjob
also maybe I should gain 20 lbs
December 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
also maybe I should gain 20 lbs
I should buy some camo pants
December 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I should buy some camo pants
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when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity. n.pr/4pNYnVN
U.S. regulators approve Wegovy pill for weight loss
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity.
n.pr
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
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Can anyone recommend an article that gives a good summary of JK Rowling's involvement in anti-trans stuff in the UK and the major impacts she's had? Looking for something to send to a few folks who haven't been following along.
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December 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Can anyone recommend an article that gives a good summary of JK Rowling's involvement in anti-trans stuff in the UK and the major impacts she's had? Looking for something to send to a few folks who haven't been following along.
Would appreciate reposts for visibility
Would appreciate reposts for visibility
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this was part of a plan the organized far right made to begin their attack on taking out trans people out of academia, what a disgrace of a university to give in to this
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university
Graduate instructor who gave failing grade to Samantha Fulnecky no longer teaching at OU
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university.
www.koco.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
this was part of a plan the organized far right made to begin their attack on taking out trans people out of academia, what a disgrace of a university to give in to this
Can anyone recommend an article that gives a good summary of JK Rowling's involvement in anti-trans stuff in the UK and the major impacts she's had? Looking for something to send to a few folks who haven't been following along.
Would appreciate reposts for visibility
Would appreciate reposts for visibility
December 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Can anyone recommend an article that gives a good summary of JK Rowling's involvement in anti-trans stuff in the UK and the major impacts she's had? Looking for something to send to a few folks who haven't been following along.
Would appreciate reposts for visibility
Would appreciate reposts for visibility
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I run the kill shelter for abandoned doggirls
December 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I run the kill shelter for abandoned doggirls
Man taking the express bus in the middle of a workday absolutely rules
December 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Man taking the express bus in the middle of a workday absolutely rules
why does going on the computer feel much healthier than going on the phone
December 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
why does going on the computer feel much healthier than going on the phone
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i think if you use genai for anything, even writing an email, you're both a moron and a huge baby, and i dont want to play your video game as a result. its not that hard!
As the backlash to generative AI in video games continues to pick up steam heading into 2026, it'll be fascinating to see what is considered "made with generative AI." Can a dev team say they're not using AI if they're writing design docs with Copilot or using chatGPT to make schedules and budgets?
December 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i think if you use genai for anything, even writing an email, you're both a moron and a huge baby, and i dont want to play your video game as a result. its not that hard!
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somewhere out there, the most sad and pathetic egg is making a new year's resolution to "hit the gym, shave my head, and really lock in to try and get right finally" this year. she will probably have a full break down and realize Everything in April/May. remember to be kind to her during that time
December 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
somewhere out there, the most sad and pathetic egg is making a new year's resolution to "hit the gym, shave my head, and really lock in to try and get right finally" this year. she will probably have a full break down and realize Everything in April/May. remember to be kind to her during that time
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me when i'm male socialized: "wow i wish i was a woman"
December 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
me when i'm male socialized: "wow i wish i was a woman"
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certified sartha thrace post
April 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
certified sartha thrace post
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.
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Donald Trump has destroyed the economy and set American science back 15 years. But I heard my liberal neighbor said "Latinx" yesterday. I have never felt more politically homeless.
December 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Donald Trump has destroyed the economy and set American science back 15 years. But I heard my liberal neighbor said "Latinx" yesterday. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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Basically any noise I make around partners
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Basically any noise I make around partners
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radioactive hot take but someone hurting you does not give you the right to hurt them back indefinitely
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
radioactive hot take but someone hurting you does not give you the right to hurt them back indefinitely
bsky doesn't let me upload just audio files so, here's a link to a new sketch
rtemisrho.bandcamp.com/track/pulse
rtemisrho.bandcamp.com/track/pulse
pulse, by rtemis_rho
track by rtemis_rho
rtemisrho.bandcamp.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
bsky doesn't let me upload just audio files so, here's a link to a new sketch
rtemisrho.bandcamp.com/track/pulse
rtemisrho.bandcamp.com/track/pulse
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JEFFEY EPSTEIN EMAIL: had a lovely weekend with my best pal & 45th president of United States, Hitler Pedophile ;) ;) wish we were always on "island time" ha ha ha just "kidding"
NEW YORK TIMES: what could it all mean? inside the DNA sequence top eugenicists say is turning your child transgender
NEW YORK TIMES: what could it all mean? inside the DNA sequence top eugenicists say is turning your child transgender
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
JEFFEY EPSTEIN EMAIL: had a lovely weekend with my best pal & 45th president of United States, Hitler Pedophile ;) ;) wish we were always on "island time" ha ha ha just "kidding"
NEW YORK TIMES: what could it all mean? inside the DNA sequence top eugenicists say is turning your child transgender
NEW YORK TIMES: what could it all mean? inside the DNA sequence top eugenicists say is turning your child transgender
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I love to be told that feminism has failed women by women whose careers and ability to flourish in public life, let alone have a credit card, only exist because of feminism
December 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I love to be told that feminism has failed women by women whose careers and ability to flourish in public life, let alone have a credit card, only exist because of feminism