Tim
@tallis-va.bsky.social
A System Analyst, a singer, follower the church of minor league baseball, a dad and mostly a Dork.
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They love each other sometimes
December 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
They love each other sometimes
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And Tiny Tim, who did not die. Indeed, he wanders the earth still, his humanity but a sliver of what he once possessed. No more than an observer of our world, he has no memory of need. Those days lost like all days are lost. He lingers, a remnant of a bygone era, nothing to us and no one to himself.
December 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did not die. Indeed, he wanders the earth still, his humanity but a sliver of what he once possessed. No more than an observer of our world, he has no memory of need. Those days lost like all days are lost. He lingers, a remnant of a bygone era, nothing to us and no one to himself.
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The shorteste daye
The longest nighte
Welcome, sun
Welcome, lighte
The longest nighte
Welcome, sun
Welcome, lighte
December 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The shorteste daye
The longest nighte
Welcome, sun
Welcome, lighte
The longest nighte
Welcome, sun
Welcome, lighte
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I'm asking you, really begging you: if you've never seen Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas, or even if you haven't seen it yet this year, now's the time.
December 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'm asking you, really begging you: if you've never seen Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas, or even if you haven't seen it yet this year, now's the time.
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
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"Let's watch a movie - I'll stay awake I promise"
Narrator: This was a lie
Narrator: This was a lie
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
"Let's watch a movie - I'll stay awake I promise"
Narrator: This was a lie
Narrator: This was a lie
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Here we stand before your door
As we stood the year before
Give us whiskey; give us gin
Open the door and let us in.
-MummersPlay(Hannere said KingHenry's celebration inDublin 1172 was "the sport&mirth&continualmusick, masking,mumming&strangeshewes, gold,silver&plate,preciousornaments&daintydishes."
As we stood the year before
Give us whiskey; give us gin
Open the door and let us in.
-MummersPlay(Hannere said KingHenry's celebration inDublin 1172 was "the sport&mirth&continualmusick, masking,mumming&strangeshewes, gold,silver&plate,preciousornaments&daintydishes."
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Here we stand before your door
As we stood the year before
Give us whiskey; give us gin
Open the door and let us in.
-MummersPlay(Hannere said KingHenry's celebration inDublin 1172 was "the sport&mirth&continualmusick, masking,mumming&strangeshewes, gold,silver&plate,preciousornaments&daintydishes."
As we stood the year before
Give us whiskey; give us gin
Open the door and let us in.
-MummersPlay(Hannere said KingHenry's celebration inDublin 1172 was "the sport&mirth&continualmusick, masking,mumming&strangeshewes, gold,silver&plate,preciousornaments&daintydishes."
So is the Thanksgiving meal, the Pokemon of meals? First there is the first carve, then the turkey sandwiches, then the turkey salad and finally the turkey soup.
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
So is the Thanksgiving meal, the Pokemon of meals? First there is the first carve, then the turkey sandwiches, then the turkey salad and finally the turkey soup.
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70 years ago, Rosa Parks was arrested for refusing to give up her seat to a white passenger on a crowded bus. Her courage and leadership are powerful reminders to reflect on the progress we’ve made and recommit ourselves to advancing equality and justice for all.
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
70 years ago, Rosa Parks was arrested for refusing to give up her seat to a white passenger on a crowded bus. Her courage and leadership are powerful reminders to reflect on the progress we’ve made and recommit ourselves to advancing equality and justice for all.
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Cat, if you go outdoors, you must walk in the snow.
You will come back with little white shoes on your feet,
little white shoes of snow that have heels of sleet.
Stay by the fire, my Cat. Lie still, do not go.
Stay with me, Cat. Outdoors the wild winds blow.
E Coatsworth
You will come back with little white shoes on your feet,
little white shoes of snow that have heels of sleet.
Stay by the fire, my Cat. Lie still, do not go.
Stay with me, Cat. Outdoors the wild winds blow.
E Coatsworth
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Cat, if you go outdoors, you must walk in the snow.
You will come back with little white shoes on your feet,
little white shoes of snow that have heels of sleet.
Stay by the fire, my Cat. Lie still, do not go.
Stay with me, Cat. Outdoors the wild winds blow.
E Coatsworth
You will come back with little white shoes on your feet,
little white shoes of snow that have heels of sleet.
Stay by the fire, my Cat. Lie still, do not go.
Stay with me, Cat. Outdoors the wild winds blow.
E Coatsworth
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Cher. Barbra Streisand. Lady Gaga. Hell, Jennifer Lopez was good in Out of Sight. Dolly Parton did a couple of good films. Will Smith is an Oscar winner. Beyonce did a couple of good films. WTF is wrong with you?
Variety declares Ariana Grande the first successful pop star turner movie star. Who is your favorite failed pop star turned actor?
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddycinephile/comments/1p3nlnm/variety_declares_ariana_grande_the_first/
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddycinephile/comments/1p3nlnm/variety_declares_ariana_grande_the_first/
Variety declares Ariana Grande the first successful pop star turner movie star. Who is your favorite failed pop star turned actor?
r/okbuddycinephile
www.reddit.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Cher. Barbra Streisand. Lady Gaga. Hell, Jennifer Lopez was good in Out of Sight. Dolly Parton did a couple of good films. Will Smith is an Oscar winner. Beyonce did a couple of good films. WTF is wrong with you?
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If I had a nickel for everytime some handsome dumbass man child falls in love with the hot green goth chick I'd have two nickels but funny how it happened twice.
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If I had a nickel for everytime some handsome dumbass man child falls in love with the hot green goth chick I'd have two nickels but funny how it happened twice.
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"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
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Uhhh, that’s a heck of a Friday news dump
Rogue Ales reportedly ceases all operations — New School Beer + Cider
Is Rogue Ales a dead guy? According to reports, employees showed up to Rogue Ales Portland Public House on 11/14/25 to be told that the Newport, Oregon based brewery was ceasing all operations and...
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November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Uhhh, that’s a heck of a Friday news dump
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“My childhood was molded by overlapping customs and traditions, by the sound of community, the mingling of cultures, and the joy and resilience that played out in the open air.”
Ask A D.C. Native: What’s a D.C. memory that defines your childhood?
For our columnist, two festivals along Georgia Avenue captured the feeling of being raised by this city.
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November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“My childhood was molded by overlapping customs and traditions, by the sound of community, the mingling of cultures, and the joy and resilience that played out in the open air.”
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*explaining to a Disney Adult that they can pick a name that they only use while riding Splash Mountain*
so it's called a nom de flume
so it's called a nom de flume
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
*explaining to a Disney Adult that they can pick a name that they only use while riding Splash Mountain*
so it's called a nom de flume
so it's called a nom de flume
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More than a dozen people injured in people mover crash at Dulles Airport
More than a dozen people injured in people mover crash at Dulles Airport | FFXnow
More than a dozen people have been taken to a hospital after a mobile lounge crashed while docking at Dulles International Airport. The vehicle, also known as a people mover, was pulling into Concourse...
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November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
More than a dozen people injured in people mover crash at Dulles Airport
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"Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are." ~ Benjamin Franklin
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
"Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are." ~ Benjamin Franklin
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going on a stupid walk for my stupid mental health
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
going on a stupid walk for my stupid mental health
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Old school Thanksgiving dishes that have gone by the wayside.
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Old-School Thanksgiving Dishes People Hardly Make Anymore
Thanksgiving is when families gather 'round the table and enjoy food. Back then, that meal typically included some old-fashioned and downright odd dishes.
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November 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Old school Thanksgiving dishes that have gone by the wayside.
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“All night I dreamt of bonfires and burn piles
and ghosts of men, and spirits
behind those birds of flame.
I cannot tell anymore when a door opens or closes,
I can only hear the frame saying, Walk through.”
― Ada Limon
and ghosts of men, and spirits
behind those birds of flame.
I cannot tell anymore when a door opens or closes,
I can only hear the frame saying, Walk through.”
― Ada Limon
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“All night I dreamt of bonfires and burn piles
and ghosts of men, and spirits
behind those birds of flame.
I cannot tell anymore when a door opens or closes,
I can only hear the frame saying, Walk through.”
― Ada Limon
and ghosts of men, and spirits
behind those birds of flame.
I cannot tell anymore when a door opens or closes,
I can only hear the frame saying, Walk through.”
― Ada Limon
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All I want is to live in a country where this story isn’t the 80th most alarming news story of the day
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
All I want is to live in a country where this story isn’t the 80th most alarming news story of the day