Tarantula Handsome
@tarantulahandsome.bsky.social
Heavy Glam, with a Punky, Gothic twist!
Yorkshire's Most Reliable Band ©️
"Not as bad as I thought they would be" - Alex's Mum.
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www.tarantulahandsome.com
Yorkshire's Most Reliable Band ©️
"Not as bad as I thought they would be" - Alex's Mum.
✊🏻🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
www.tarantulahandsome.com
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It's so quaint how in the 90s we worried that kids were gonna get fucked up by tamagotchis and now they're just giving every kid a free robot that generates child porn and tells you how to commit suicide
January 7, 2026 at 8:55 AM
It's so quaint how in the 90s we worried that kids were gonna get fucked up by tamagotchis and now they're just giving every kid a free robot that generates child porn and tells you how to commit suicide
Happy #Caturday, you lazy ole, scruffy ole moggy #CounceCat.
I guess I'm not getting my jumper back until tmoz 😼💤
I guess I'm not getting my jumper back until tmoz 😼💤
January 4, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Happy #Caturday, you lazy ole, scruffy ole moggy #CounceCat.
I guess I'm not getting my jumper back until tmoz 😼💤
I guess I'm not getting my jumper back until tmoz 😼💤
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Happy New Year ✨️
We hope the upcoming year is kind to you. We are looking forward to actioning some of our ambitious plans to provide security, stability, and opportunity to our community.
A look ahead to 2026 for us:
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We hope the upcoming year is kind to you. We are looking forward to actioning some of our ambitious plans to provide security, stability, and opportunity to our community.
A look ahead to 2026 for us:
1/
January 1, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Happy New Year ✨️
We hope the upcoming year is kind to you. We are looking forward to actioning some of our ambitious plans to provide security, stability, and opportunity to our community.
A look ahead to 2026 for us:
1/
We hope the upcoming year is kind to you. We are looking forward to actioning some of our ambitious plans to provide security, stability, and opportunity to our community.
A look ahead to 2026 for us:
1/
Why did you turn off replies to this?
Was it because everyone was being abundantly clear about the extent of dislike for Starmer & Reeves?
Why is it in any way surprising, when they've made every effort to alienate their core of progressive voters to chase right-wingers who always hated them anyway?
Was it because everyone was being abundantly clear about the extent of dislike for Starmer & Reeves?
Why is it in any way surprising, when they've made every effort to alienate their core of progressive voters to chase right-wingers who always hated them anyway?
Glad the FT is asking the question. Even if I’m not convinced they found a compelling answer.
I get that Starmer & Reeves are unpopular, I really don’t understand the extent of the dislike.
www.ft.com/content/1995... ‘There’s a real dislike, even loathing’: why voters hate Starmer and Reeves
I get that Starmer & Reeves are unpopular, I really don’t understand the extent of the dislike.
www.ft.com/content/1995... ‘There’s a real dislike, even loathing’: why voters hate Starmer and Reeves
‘There’s a real dislike, even loathing’: why voters hate Starmer and Reeves
Allies concede the prime minister and chancellor have made mistakes yet the level of disdain towards them is still striking
www.ft.com
December 31, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Why did you turn off replies to this?
Was it because everyone was being abundantly clear about the extent of dislike for Starmer & Reeves?
Why is it in any way surprising, when they've made every effort to alienate their core of progressive voters to chase right-wingers who always hated them anyway?
Was it because everyone was being abundantly clear about the extent of dislike for Starmer & Reeves?
Why is it in any way surprising, when they've made every effort to alienate their core of progressive voters to chase right-wingers who always hated them anyway?
Once held the shithouse door open for Johnny Ball on my way out at a theatre. He politely thanked me and nodded.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Once held the shithouse door open for Johnny Ball on my way out at a theatre. He politely thanked me and nodded.
#CounceCat is confused and thinks it may be #Caturday because the idiot humans have been around all the time. Soz, moggy 😽
December 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
#CounceCat is confused and thinks it may be #Caturday because the idiot humans have been around all the time. Soz, moggy 😽
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David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
Scruffy ole #CounceCat is confused as to whether it's #Caturday, due to the Christmas perenium misunderstanding 🤔😼💤
December 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Scruffy ole #CounceCat is confused as to whether it's #Caturday, due to the Christmas perenium misunderstanding 🤔😼💤
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December 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
#KirkyKat would like to say huge thanks to everyone @vinylsanta.bsky.social who graft away to bring us #VinylSanta.
Well, she would, if she wasn't a grumpy old moggy with a fondness for biting people 😸
Happy Vinylmas all 👍🏻
Well, she would, if she wasn't a grumpy old moggy with a fondness for biting people 😸
Happy Vinylmas all 👍🏻
December 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
#KirkyKat would like to say huge thanks to everyone @vinylsanta.bsky.social who graft away to bring us #VinylSanta.
Well, she would, if she wasn't a grumpy old moggy with a fondness for biting people 😸
Happy Vinylmas all 👍🏻
Well, she would, if she wasn't a grumpy old moggy with a fondness for biting people 😸
Happy Vinylmas all 👍🏻
A fantastic selection from my mystery benefactor #VinylSanta
Bob Dylan, a lovely looking Cult 7" and White Denim on clear/white vinyl.
Thank you very much. Despite not giving much away on the profile it seems you know me well 😸
Bob Dylan, a lovely looking Cult 7" and White Denim on clear/white vinyl.
Thank you very much. Despite not giving much away on the profile it seems you know me well 😸
December 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A fantastic selection from my mystery benefactor #VinylSanta
Bob Dylan, a lovely looking Cult 7" and White Denim on clear/white vinyl.
Thank you very much. Despite not giving much away on the profile it seems you know me well 😸
Bob Dylan, a lovely looking Cult 7" and White Denim on clear/white vinyl.
Thank you very much. Despite not giving much away on the profile it seems you know me well 😸
December 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
World's Strongest Man is on at 1800 GMT tonight, so it won't clash with #VinylSanta which is frankly one of the greatest presents I could recieve this year.
Huzzah! 🏋♀️⚫️🎅
Huzzah! 🏋♀️⚫️🎅
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
World's Strongest Man is on at 1800 GMT tonight, so it won't clash with #VinylSanta which is frankly one of the greatest presents I could recieve this year.
Huzzah! 🏋♀️⚫️🎅
Huzzah! 🏋♀️⚫️🎅
Not to be trusted 😸😼
December 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Not to be trusted 😸😼
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
Huzzah!
#VinylSanta
@vinylsanta.bsky.social
He's been! 😸
It's been recovered from outside, thankfully there's only been a few drops of rain, so it should be dandy. Currently drying on a tea towel, not in front of the radiator as suggested by someone I used to know! 😼
#VinylSanta
@vinylsanta.bsky.social
He's been! 😸
It's been recovered from outside, thankfully there's only been a few drops of rain, so it should be dandy. Currently drying on a tea towel, not in front of the radiator as suggested by someone I used to know! 😼
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Huzzah!
#VinylSanta
@vinylsanta.bsky.social
He's been! 😸
It's been recovered from outside, thankfully there's only been a few drops of rain, so it should be dandy. Currently drying on a tea towel, not in front of the radiator as suggested by someone I used to know! 😼
#VinylSanta
@vinylsanta.bsky.social
He's been! 😸
It's been recovered from outside, thankfully there's only been a few drops of rain, so it should be dandy. Currently drying on a tea towel, not in front of the radiator as suggested by someone I used to know! 😼
See also, is Stay Another Day by East 17 a Christmas song?
Nobody sensible gives a fuck. Go and argue about pineapple on pizza or something. Somewhere else.
Nobody sensible gives a fuck. Go and argue about pineapple on pizza or something. Somewhere else.
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 AM
See also, is Stay Another Day by East 17 a Christmas song?
Nobody sensible gives a fuck. Go and argue about pineapple on pizza or something. Somewhere else.
Nobody sensible gives a fuck. Go and argue about pineapple on pizza or something. Somewhere else.
What a shame we never got a chance to invite Biquette to one of our gigs.
I think we would have got on well 😿
I think we would have got on well 😿
12 years ago today the world lost a legend
December 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
What a shame we never got a chance to invite Biquette to one of our gigs.
I think we would have got on well 😿
I think we would have got on well 😿
What a fun night in Leicester.
Thanx so much to The Boilers for inviting us down to play their Christmas party 😸
Thanx so much to The Boilers for inviting us down to play their Christmas party 😸
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
What a fun night in Leicester.
Thanx so much to The Boilers for inviting us down to play their Christmas party 😸
Thanx so much to The Boilers for inviting us down to play their Christmas party 😸
Fantastic preview of Saturday's promised mayhem in The Leicester Mercury.
We're all really looking forward to a mega party in the East Midlands! 😸
We're all really looking forward to a mega party in the East Midlands! 😸
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Fantastic preview of Saturday's promised mayhem in The Leicester Mercury.
We're all really looking forward to a mega party in the East Midlands! 😸
We're all really looking forward to a mega party in the East Midlands! 😸
This seems pretty weak.
Must try harder...
Must try harder...
@tarantulahandsome.bsky.social has swears! They've used 79 profanities in their last 272 posts.
🥇 "shit" (14 times)
🥈 "fuck" (13 times)
🥉 "fucking" (7 times)
🥇 "shit" (14 times)
🥈 "fuck" (13 times)
🥉 "fucking" (7 times)
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This seems pretty weak.
Must try harder...
Must try harder...
What the fuck is all this shit about @profanity.accountant?
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November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
What the fuck is all this shit about @profanity.accountant?
😸😉
😸😉
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"That would be an ecumenical matter"
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"That would be an ecumenical matter"
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You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
Only a few weeks to go until our debut at the Boilerverse Office Party at The Soundhouse in Leicester!
Saturday 6th December, Doors at 1930, £6 adv or £8 on the door.
It promises to be jolly fine, turbo charged, high camp fun! 😸
Saturday 6th December, Doors at 1930, £6 adv or £8 on the door.
It promises to be jolly fine, turbo charged, high camp fun! 😸
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Only a few weeks to go until our debut at the Boilerverse Office Party at The Soundhouse in Leicester!
Saturday 6th December, Doors at 1930, £6 adv or £8 on the door.
It promises to be jolly fine, turbo charged, high camp fun! 😸
Saturday 6th December, Doors at 1930, £6 adv or £8 on the door.
It promises to be jolly fine, turbo charged, high camp fun! 😸