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Kevin
@tautoru.bsky.social
Cyberpunk, cybersecurity leader, champagne socialist, adopted kiwi.
EXCUSE ME, WHAT??
brb - gonna try this tonight.
Then I found out that every oven has a self-cleaning steam function. You just need to fill a tray with water and run it at 150°C for half an hour.

Now my question is WHY AM I JUST DISCOVERING THIS NOW? It seems like something they would teach you at school.
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Fuck this coalition of conservative pissdrinkers.
As Craig Renney revealed to a shocked Dr Gary Payinda, Te Whatu Ora underspent its wages budget by $500m which has been signed off by Willis & returned to general coffers. Let that sink in. The money was there, but they deliberately underspent. On orders?
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
But our pies are fucking amazing. My local Cambodian run pie shop is out of this fucking world.
* New Zealand takes pies (namely, handheld meat pies) so seriously that there are National Pie Awards that get major media coverage. The New Zealand National Library has a whole dedicated category for “Pies — Competitions.”

Pie.
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Wtf, I found an actual cyberpunk. William Gibson would have been proud of a real console jockey.

youtu.be/iu5rnQkfO6M?...
Coding Trance Music from Scratch (Again )
YouTube video by Switch Angel
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November 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Or as the kids say, “raw-dogging spawn drops”
Me, to husband: "guess what 'freebirthing' is"
Him, with a vibe of guessing the most outlandish thing that couldn't possibly be true: "giving birth without a midwife?"
"Yes"
Him, looking stricken that he was right: "oh nooooo"
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Aucklaaaaaaaand. Shame AT hasn’t apparently visited another city ever.
The entrance to the 3-storey bike parking garage at Utrecht Central holding 12,500 bicycles. It’s free for the first 24 hours, linked to the station, and used by tens of thousands every day. This is what happens when a country treats bikes as real transport infrastructure, not an afterthought.
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Huh. I wonder which Canadian billionaire it will turn out to be.
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The temptation to Chamberlain is born of combining real fear, with weak men. The world really does need better leadership, ready for the pivotal moments of equity, justice, and accountability.
There are going to be prominent Democrats and mainstream media voices who insist that we have to "turn the page" and "forgive and forget" and they should all be roundly ignored, if not mercilessly mocked.
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.

We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.

We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Mamdani has had quite the effect it seems.
Sir, a second brown suit has hit the towers
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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wait lmao why would i believe national are going to increase kiwisaver contributions when *this term* they cut them. And it was a policy, not "oh something had to be cut to pay for something more important", they said "we don't want to pay this anymore. for the budget"
Who cut the $1000 Kickstarter? National
Who reduced the minimum contribution to 3%? National
Who reduced the member tax credit from $1040 to $521? National
Who then reduced the same member tax credit from $521 to $260.72? National.

Don't believe National on Kiwisaver.
#nzpol
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Grand opening, grand closing.

X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Thank god for folk like Paula.

You don’t need me to tell y’all how vital long form journalism is to a healthy democracy. We just need to do our bit, read & try to understand others through it.
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Mamdani has outright bamboozled MAGA.
Q: would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani administration ?

TRUMP: I would. I really would.
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I wish to have the circulating, and very real photo of a leaking JD Vance erased from my mind please. I crave some eternal sunshine of a spotless mind. Please. Pleeeeeease.
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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I can't believe duplicitous bastard lied & is now throwing everyone else under the bus
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Centrism leads to oblivion, and yet the political consultant class, and the idiots who listen to them are ignorant of what they are reaping.
Latest YouGov government approval ratings, 15-17 November 2025

Approve: 11% (-2 from 8-10 Nov)
Disapprove: 69% (-1)
Net: -58 (-1)

yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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😬
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
There will always be some obscure NPM package written as a lark by Jeff during a layover between flights, but he forgot about it. But then some Devs at a FinTech found it and it now supports global e-commerce.
aside from Cloudflare and AWS what other internet-breaking single point of failure can we look forward to in the coming weeks
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM