"triggered much?"

i mean yeah i'm mad. you came into my space acting a little shit why shouldn't i be mad?

I love black cats 🐈‍⬛

The dogs and cats are eating the eggs.

If your tech is actually intended to save humanity, u wouldn't put it behind a paywall and start international trade wars about it and pass a bunch of laws prohibiting other countries from using the same components you are idk just a thought

Sometimes I think about how makeup was invented, like one day some early human smeared some mud around their eyes and stepped into just the right light and everyone else was like okay, Grog, go off

no, I actually can't "watch where I'm going." I'm too busy imagining how I'd disarm a terrorist inside this Sunglass Hut

Does the new deal w Colombia address this at all ?

Old McNASDAQ had a crash
AI, AI,
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Over the weekend I got to hang out with this lovely fellow. He was just delightful. Eats his own poop, but, hey, nobody's perfect.

It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.

I was using my crystal ball at breakfast this morning. Managed to spill cereal everywhere, but wanted to see if I could still read the future before clearing up. It was absolutely useless. I guess it's true what they say - there's no use scrying over spilt milk.

“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”

“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”

“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”

“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”

Pause.

“I needed to make a statement.”

Feels like a good time to remind everyone that if you are a public servant wishing to report retaliation, acts of corruption or abuse of government power, I have a page for that on my website: www.wyden.senate.gov/whistleblowe...

As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss

Community is the antidote to despair.

Happy to host! 🌹

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

JUST IN: Judge MEHTA has barred Stewart Rhodes and other Oath Keepers whose sentences were *commuted* from going into Washinton or the U.S. Capitol without permission from the court.

I reply “hell yeah” to a lot of mushroom photos because when I see a picture of a mushroom a little voice in my head goes “hell yeah” and then I type that and hit send

Well, at least Pete Hegseth is cured of his alcoholism.