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@thanks-pal.bsky.social
· Dec 26
why does it always seem like the gyre keeps widening & turning
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the algorithm already knows what I want. it's fucking over for America
January 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
the algorithm already knows what I want. it's fucking over for America
Come to Meat Town for all your fruit and gevegtable needs
January 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Come to Meat Town for all your fruit and gevegtable needs
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White guy at Chipotle: Umm.. there's a leaf in my food.
Me (sprinting across the restaurant to own him): Oh you sweet summer child. This is called, "Seasoning" - Might not exist in your culture, but you're supposed to eat it! (grimacing as I swallow his bay leaf whole) Methinks this one was Indian
Me (sprinting across the restaurant to own him): Oh you sweet summer child. This is called, "Seasoning" - Might not exist in your culture, but you're supposed to eat it! (grimacing as I swallow his bay leaf whole) Methinks this one was Indian
January 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
White guy at Chipotle: Umm.. there's a leaf in my food.
Me (sprinting across the restaurant to own him): Oh you sweet summer child. This is called, "Seasoning" - Might not exist in your culture, but you're supposed to eat it! (grimacing as I swallow his bay leaf whole) Methinks this one was Indian
Me (sprinting across the restaurant to own him): Oh you sweet summer child. This is called, "Seasoning" - Might not exist in your culture, but you're supposed to eat it! (grimacing as I swallow his bay leaf whole) Methinks this one was Indian
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The Menu (2022) is a film about if burger saved the day
January 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The Menu (2022) is a film about if burger saved the day
Just spent hours diluting my resume for a homeopathic pharmacist job. No, I obviously did not let the FDA proofread it.
January 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Just spent hours diluting my resume for a homeopathic pharmacist job. No, I obviously did not let the FDA proofread it.
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did you know humans only use 10% of their Microsoft Office software?
January 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
did you know humans only use 10% of their Microsoft Office software?
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pointing out on the EKG exactly when I thought about a banh mi
December 27, 2024 at 4:45 AM
pointing out on the EKG exactly when I thought about a banh mi
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who was supposed to be watching the chicago bean
December 29, 2024 at 9:49 PM
who was supposed to be watching the chicago bean
Don't bite off more than the hand can feed you
December 31, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Don't bite off more than the hand can feed you
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Hot fresh vomit, straight from the cat!
December 26, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Hot fresh vomit, straight from the cat!
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rfk jr has announced the FDA will be mandating "stanky eggs"
December 31, 2024 at 1:43 AM
rfk jr has announced the FDA will be mandating "stanky eggs"
Govt contractor tech security companies love to name their 3rd party software loaded to the gills with vulnerabilities something like “SafetyBreach” or “SecretsOut” just before they sell it to the government, while trying to stifle a giggle
December 30, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Govt contractor tech security companies love to name their 3rd party software loaded to the gills with vulnerabilities something like “SafetyBreach” or “SecretsOut” just before they sell it to the government, while trying to stifle a giggle
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Impossible to find a better word than hyperbole
December 30, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Impossible to find a better word than hyperbole
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every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
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Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
December 29, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
i dont care about The Presence
underneath my christmas tree
underneath my christmas tree
December 30, 2024 at 2:17 AM
i dont care about The Presence
underneath my christmas tree
underneath my christmas tree
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you snooze some, you lose some
December 29, 2024 at 6:53 AM
you snooze some, you lose some
snoop prague
Dr. Dresden
E(astern Europe)minem
Dr. Dresden
E(astern Europe)minem
December 29, 2024 at 6:48 AM
snoop prague
Dr. Dresden
E(astern Europe)minem
Dr. Dresden
E(astern Europe)minem
I think I’ll keep my old year since i barely used it, be kind of a waste to get a new one
December 29, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I think I’ll keep my old year since i barely used it, be kind of a waste to get a new one
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Mushroom spore landing in my lungs: I eat?
My immune system: no not right now he’s still alive
Mushroom spore: ok i wait
My immune system: no not right now he’s still alive
Mushroom spore: ok i wait
December 28, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Mushroom spore landing in my lungs: I eat?
My immune system: no not right now he’s still alive
Mushroom spore: ok i wait
My immune system: no not right now he’s still alive
Mushroom spore: ok i wait