Andy Hoberek
@thathoberekguy.bsky.social
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Finally on Bluesky. The last time it took this much effort to join the uncool kids I went to grad school.
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thathoberekguy.bsky.social
As someone who grew up in Western PA, I can confirm that this guy is 100% meeting expectations for a Guy from Western PA.
theintercept.com
Republican Senators, with an assist from Sen. John Fetterman, voted down an attempt to block the Trump administration’s missile strikes on alleged Venezuelan drug boats. interc.pt/4o9CBur
A photo of Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., sits on the steps of the U.S. Capitol on Oct. 1, 2025, in Washington, overlaid with the headline, "Fetterman Is Sole Democrat to Vote Against Blocking Caribbean Drug Boat Attacks," and the DEK, "It was the first time members of Congress were put on record about whether they supported or opposed the president’s war in the Caribbean."
thathoberekguy.bsky.social
Wait, this was based on a novel?
thathoberekguy.bsky.social
Can confirm.
paleofuture.bsky.social
"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."

- Jack Posobiec at Trump's roundtable on antifa
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baddestmamajama.bsky.social
Honest to god the biggest scam in America right now is whatever Dem consultants are being paid
ericmgarcia.bsky.social
Durbin on whether Democrats can use reining in ICE in Chicago as a precondition to rein in the government says “can’t do that. It’s gotta be health care all the way.”
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nkalamb.bsky.social
“It’s a complete disaster”

“Toxic environment”

“"He has not talked or had a conversation with most of the guys on defense. They don't even have his number."

“The lack of experience the coaches have, it's ridiculous.”

"Nobody likes him.”

Bill Belichick, $10M college football coach.
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prisonculture.bsky.social
Local cops are not on the side of Democratic politicians or under their actual control. People refuse to understand this too even though we've been making this point for decades.
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prisonculture.bsky.social
Pritzker is offering the following at the moment:

1. Trust the courts. [not a viable strategy]
2. "Film the cops"
3. Vote in 2026
4. Protest [peacefully]

And he knows this is not sufficient. Everyone does.

He will not address the local cops angle because he might be deposed...
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sarahmargs.bsky.social
I referenced “moe from the simpsons” and when my mom replied “who?” I said “moe szyslak” like that was gonna clear things up for her
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ultralaser.bsky.social
fucked up that this is all just landlords swatting their own buildings to get rid of all the working class residents so they can raise the rent or sell to a developer who'll flip them into high end condos or w/e

like it's a real estate scam! it's a fucking land grab! a fire for the insurance money!
vt-vagabond.bsky.social
There’s a lot in here that deserves a pull quote, but this is the most egregious. I need people to recognize the gravity of the situation here in Chicago;
SOUTH SIDE WEEKLY
Donate

"The ones that are getting out are coming home to no home," Watson said.
According to her, after the raid occurred, building management stole or threw out residents belongings, including visas and important documents.

ICIRR is still trying to determine the identities of all the people detained in the raid. Castro said that the organization usually can do that by following up with family members or loved ones. "In this instance, there was nobody left to work with," she said. The only detainee name they're sure of is that of a person who passed their Venezuelan passport to a neighbor as they were being taken away.
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meredithshiner.com
Bridging my current life in Chicago and my past life in D.C., I argue today at @newrepublic.com that Democrats should ~never~ vote to fund this government. Make John Thune blow up Senate rules and Republicans wholly own the U.S. extra-military military doing war crimes against us, funded by us.
The Case for the Forever Shutdown
Senate Democrats actually allowing the GOP to stop funding the government is only the first step. Now they have to make the case that Trump’s government is illegitimate.
newrepublic.com
thathoberekguy.bsky.social
10 horror movies to get to know me by

🎪Freaks
👀Eyes Without a Face
🧟‍♂️Night of the Living Dead
🙀Hausu
🦀Alien
⌨️The Shining
🧪Cure
❄️Let the Right One In
👯‍♂️Us
🪼Nope
getradified.net
Maybe?

🐰 Inland Empire
🦑 Possession
🕯️ Hour of the Wolf
📼 Videodrome
🖥️ Pulse
🚐 Under The Skin
🫳 Repulsion
📹 The Blair Witch Project
👺 Noroi
🐝 Candyman
scumbelievable.bsky.social
10 horror movies to get to know me by

🦇Bram Stoker's Dracula
✝️The Devils
🍼Rosemary's Baby
👻The Medium
👫Possession
📹Lost Highway
💉Audition
🐸The Wicker Man ('73)
⚫Under the Skin
♦️The Neon Demon
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scottlincicome.bsky.social
Uh oh; "A fire at Novelis’s Oswego, N.Y., plant, which supplies about 40% of U.S. auto industry aluminum, will disrupt automakers for months"
www.wsj.com/business/aut...

Fortunately, imported aluminum can fill the void and mitigate this massive domestic supply chain disrupti-

Oh.
thathoberekguy.bsky.social
Now if you said that about Garfield, sure.
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
if there's a silver lining to the bari weiss stuff it's that being put in charge of cbs news in 2025 is kind of like being named the commander of a french horseback cavalry division in 1917
thathoberekguy.bsky.social
Right now podcasts don’t just serve as stenographers for those in power, because the financial bar to have one is lower than it is to participate in legacy media. But what if we changed that?
thathoberekguy.bsky.social
Jesus.
eliclifton.com
Van Jones repeats “dead Gaza baby” as a punch line. New York Times columnistThomas Friedman laughs along.
thathoberekguy.bsky.social
This bodes well for my antifa branch’s campaign against Orange Julius.
downwithdan.bsky.social
THE RADICAL LEFTISTS HAVE KILLED OUR BUSINESS
[also we got bought out by private equity who shuttered the store and fired everyone]
BUT IT WAS MOSTLY THE RADICAL LEFTISTS
also can we have a federal bailout 🥹
time
CultS
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claire's
NOTICE OF STORE CLOSURE
To Our Valued Customers,
This Claire's location has been permanently closed. The decision reflects both external pressures & internal restructuring. In recent months, repeated attacks of ridicule by radical left agitators have gone beyond mere criticism, escalating into a deliberate effort to destabilize our company - conduct we recognize as Domestic Economic Terrorism.
At the same time, our transition under new private equity ownership required difficult financial choices. Protecting the stability of shareholders was prioritized, & this store - along with its local workforce - was deemed expendable in service of that obligation.
Despite these challenges, Claire's remains committed to our identity as a traditional American company rooted in values of family & community.
We will not be silenced by those who attempt to undermine that mission, & we continue to move forward with confidence in our future.
Here at Claire's, we look forward to working with the current administration to reinvigorate our brand presence across the United States, ensuring that we remain a part of American life for generations to come.
We invite you to continue supporting Claire's by shopping online at www.claires.com
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Claire's Stores, Inc.
2400 West Central Road, Hoffman Estates, IL 60192 | Claire's Stores, Inc. | CBI Distributing Corp.
thathoberekguy.bsky.social
See post-1979 Iranian movies, Brazilian movies about the period from 1964 to 1985, Argentinian movies about the period from 1974 to 1983, South Korean movies about the period before 1988, etc etc etc.
geoffreycubbage.bsky.social
A thing I think it’s important for USians not in currently-occupied cities to grasp is that the normal and everyday goes on alongside the violent and unprecedented.

In Chicago right now you can be forced off teargas-soaked streets in the morning and have a peaceful evening picnic on the lake.
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jordanscarroll.bsky.social
if I hadn't included in this citation that the publisher was based in New York you'd be so lost right now
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jlray.bsky.social
A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o
thathoberekguy.bsky.social
You can tell PTA is really committed to the politics of One Battle After Another since he decided he had to make his first fun movie since Boogie Nights.
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jamellebouie.net
the usual story. rich guy wants to punish universities for not clamping down on pro-palestinian protests and for doing too much to recruit minorities. at base these guys want the top tier of american universities to become, once more, safe-spaces for their dunderheaded failsons
The Billionaire Behind Trump’s Deal for Universities
www.nytimes.com
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kattenbarge.bsky.social
“Bluesky isn’t fun” problem and “Bluesky is the only social media platform where you will actually see the news” problem are the same problem
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esqueer.net
A thread filled with a lot of tough talk but no action. What are you actually going to do about this?
govpritzker.illinois.gov
This morning, the Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.