ohhh the new hire is a TALKER
January 21, 2026 at 9:02 PM
ohhh the new hire is a TALKER
Literally just used Lao Gan Ma in my eggs this morning. It's the GOAT.
The moment you've all been waiting for.
The Best Chili Crisps and Chili Crunches for 2026 (I've Tried 86):
kathrynyu.medium.com/chili-cr...
The Best Chili Crisps and Chili Crunches for 2026 (I've Tried 86):
kathrynyu.medium.com/chili-cr...
The Best Chili Crisps and Chili Crunches for 2026 (I’ve Tried 86)
My personal favorites after trying a bunch of different kinds
kathrynyu.medium.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Literally just used Lao Gan Ma in my eggs this morning. It's the GOAT.
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look I'll take a fair amount of shit from the Scandis, some amount of shit from the Germans and the French, but the English can fuck right off until they deal with their own fascists I don't have to listen to you
January 21, 2026 at 2:10 PM
look I'll take a fair amount of shit from the Scandis, some amount of shit from the Germans and the French, but the English can fuck right off until they deal with their own fascists I don't have to listen to you
OHHHHH WE ARE *BACK*, FUCK THE HERD. utrockets.com/news/2026/1/...
Rockets Announce Four-Game Series With Marshall - University of Toledo Athletics
Thundering Herd to come to Glass Bowl in 2030 and 2032; Toledo will travel to Marshall in 2031 and 2033
utrockets.com
January 20, 2026 at 8:08 PM
OHHHHH WE ARE *BACK*, FUCK THE HERD. utrockets.com/news/2026/1/...
he said the WORD WRONG
imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago
January 20, 2026 at 7:25 PM
he said the WORD WRONG
Someone's never made a grilled cheese or an egg in a frame with mayo instead of butter, and it shows.
1. Mayo is the single most disgusting concoction ever devised. It serves no purpose. Sorry your food is dry, make it better next time. Even a sandwich cut with a knife that had once had mayo on it is instantly ruined
January 20, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Someone's never made a grilled cheese or an egg in a frame with mayo instead of butter, and it shows.
It's 4°, and I'm under a heated blanket. I might just grab the laptop and work from bed.
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 PM
It's 4°, and I'm under a heated blanket. I might just grab the laptop and work from bed.
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holy shit they did it
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
holy shit they did it
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7. Troublemaker, by El Lissitzky, 1913
January 20, 2026 at 3:42 AM
7. Troublemaker, by El Lissitzky, 1913
Oooh can we break out all the old Bobrovsky jokes? It's been a while!
We have a goalie fight!
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
January 20, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Oooh can we break out all the old Bobrovsky jokes? It's been a while!
Shit in the NCAA's cornflakes on Sunday, do the coin flip on Monday. I'll never understand.
January 20, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Shit in the NCAA's cornflakes on Sunday, do the coin flip on Monday. I'll never understand.
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We Hoosiers have the Mandate of Heaven
I am currently standing five feet from Tim Tebow, who is chatting with Marco Rubio, and to my other side it’s Michael Irvin chatting with Stephen A. Smith.
A lot going on at the moment on the Miami sideline.
A lot going on at the moment on the Miami sideline.
January 19, 2026 at 11:43 PM
We Hoosiers have the Mandate of Heaven
hahahaha top dog law is now running ads on twitch
January 19, 2026 at 6:58 PM
hahahaha top dog law is now running ads on twitch
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I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
It's the most boring ass answer, but early on our relationship, if the wife and I needed a cheap date, we'd go to Chi-Chi's and split a big-ass plate of nachos.
It's stuck with us to this day: on occasion, Brandie will make a giant tray of oven-baked nachos for dinner.
It's stuck with us to this day: on occasion, Brandie will make a giant tray of oven-baked nachos for dinner.
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
It's the most boring ass answer, but early on our relationship, if the wife and I needed a cheap date, we'd go to Chi-Chi's and split a big-ass plate of nachos.
It's stuck with us to this day: on occasion, Brandie will make a giant tray of oven-baked nachos for dinner.
It's stuck with us to this day: on occasion, Brandie will make a giant tray of oven-baked nachos for dinner.
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
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Why do we give millions of dollars to the stupidest people on this planet
Melissa Stark said on NBC that players are putting cayenne pepper in their socks to combat the cold 🌶️🌶️🌶️
January 18, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Why do we give millions of dollars to the stupidest people on this planet
Found in a box of old stuff from my old office. Good news: it's not out of date! Bad news: it's not out of date.
January 18, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Found in a box of old stuff from my old office. Good news: it's not out of date! Bad news: it's not out of date.
i used ta be somebody
January 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
i used ta be somebody
Chaos Playlist, Part 2354.
January 18, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Chaos Playlist, Part 2354.
Reminds me of the time I went to the Wings/Jackets first round playoff game as media.
"Coach, any lineup changes for Game 2?"
"Yep."
"....care to elaborate?"
"Nope."
"Coach, any lineup changes for Game 2?"
"Yep."
"....care to elaborate?"
"Nope."
January 18, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Reminds me of the time I went to the Wings/Jackets first round playoff game as media.
"Coach, any lineup changes for Game 2?"
"Yep."
"....care to elaborate?"
"Nope."
"Coach, any lineup changes for Game 2?"
"Yep."
"....care to elaborate?"
"Nope."
A radio station that, instead of playing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time every day, plays Steamed Hams.
January 18, 2026 at 3:01 PM
A radio station that, instead of playing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time every day, plays Steamed Hams.
"Oh, you thought you were coming to bed? BULL SHIT YOU ARE, IT'S MY BED NOW. *I'M* CUDDLING WITH *YOUR* WIFE, FUCKO."
January 18, 2026 at 4:16 AM
"Oh, you thought you were coming to bed? BULL SHIT YOU ARE, IT'S MY BED NOW. *I'M* CUDDLING WITH *YOUR* WIFE, FUCKO."
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don’t make me tap the sign
January 18, 2026 at 1:36 AM
don’t make me tap the sign