Tessa
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Tessa
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So an owl got stuck in a soccer net in my county and the animal control folks helped him out, and the photos are ✨majestic✨ (via Jefferson County Animal Control) 🦉
August 25, 2024 at 4:43 AM
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🪐 Shoutout to Disco Elysium for being the single most accurate depiction of plurality we've ever seen in media, that being 'a bunch of idiots with wildly differing opinions fighting for the metaphorical controller and managing to get things right when they actually work together'
September 4, 2024 at 9:32 AM
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The alien franchise is the most exciting sci fi property that is mostly about the importance of workplace safety regulations
August 26, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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I POOPED AT THE SEANCE
June 14, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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Using gigantic scissors for ribbon cutting at opening ceremonies has been CANCELLED.

We must embrace societal progress and do cool things like invite a tortoise friend to bite through a ribbon of leaves, as was done by a biological sciences laboratory at the University of Lincoln.
August 24, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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“If you’re angry about THIS, but not about THAT—“

Bro I’m gonna have to stop you there, I am angry about so many things all of the time, I have never in my life been angry about just one thing at a time, my capacity for “things to be angry about” is as wide and as deep as the sea
November 4, 2023 at 12:30 AM
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a ruthless predator, alligators will sometimes use jazz hands to lure musical theatre people to their deaths
June 22, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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Sometimes I miss tumblr
April 16, 2024 at 5:16 AM
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You can put googly eyes on anything. No one can stop you.
March 1, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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She has never had a food
March 1, 2024 at 11:52 PM
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cdc announces new tool in coronavirus plan
March 1, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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Ginny the rules lawyer strikes again. Cats are not allowed on the counter, but she is not on the counter.
February 20, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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February 24, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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February 25, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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David Attenborough [whispering]:

“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”
February 13, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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February 14, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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two types of cats in the morning
February 16, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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We should be able to turn unused invites into disinvites now
February 6, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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David Attenborough [whispering]:

“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
February 13, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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This must be where they keep the sage
February 14, 2024 at 10:13 AM
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CDC says blind shooting into a car is fine.
February 14, 2024 at 1:30 AM
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cdc says go ahead and get bangs
February 13, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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Nope.
January 29, 2024 at 12:28 AM