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If you'd like to reduce your blood pressure and eliminate a lot of needless in-fighting, I'd recommend muting or blocking Axios, Politico and Semafor as they seem to specialize in promoting quotes from anonymous Democratic contrarians in hopes of generating rage and engagement.
January 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
If you'd like to reduce your blood pressure and eliminate a lot of needless in-fighting, I'd recommend muting or blocking Axios, Politico and Semafor as they seem to specialize in promoting quotes from anonymous Democratic contrarians in hopes of generating rage and engagement.
@bradleywoodrum.bsky.social really enjoyed all your work at BPro this year. thank you!
December 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
@bradleywoodrum.bsky.social really enjoyed all your work at BPro this year. thank you!
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The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
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The three categories of Kiffin Gossip now flooding out of Oxford are The Dog Is Fake, He Is A Yoga Nuisance, and the other one. My personal favorite is Dog
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The three categories of Kiffin Gossip now flooding out of Oxford are The Dog Is Fake, He Is A Yoga Nuisance, and the other one. My personal favorite is Dog
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The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04
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If Dave Roberts pitches Dreyer later maybe he is in a movie, and the movie is the The Three Musketeers (Wrobleski, Glasnow, Dreyer)
November 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If Dave Roberts pitches Dreyer later maybe he is in a movie, and the movie is the The Three Musketeers (Wrobleski, Glasnow, Dreyer)
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Springer looked like he was running, looked at the plate, and recognized a girl in the crowd he went out with in high school
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Springer looked like he was running, looked at the plate, and recognized a girl in the crowd he went out with in high school
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Hardware.
November 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hardware.
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Untitled (flipped), by Marsden Hartley, early-mid 20th c, 📸 via @BlakeHHarris
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Untitled (flipped), by Marsden Hartley, early-mid 20th c, 📸 via @BlakeHHarris
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Rendezvous on the Beach, by Edvard Munch, 1896
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Rendezvous on the Beach, by Edvard Munch, 1896
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Dodgers offense heading into Game 6:
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Dodgers offense heading into Game 6:
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I once looked over someone's shoulder at a sporting event and they were reading my Twitter account. This was the worst day of my life
Listen: if you’re typing on your phone at the sporting event, the whole section is reading over your shoulder. That’s just what it is.
October 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I once looked over someone's shoulder at a sporting event and they were reading my Twitter account. This was the worst day of my life
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If you see a baserunner outside by itself, don’t touch it. It’s probably just dazed, and its baseball team will come to retrieve it soon
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
If you see a baserunner outside by itself, don’t touch it. It’s probably just dazed, and its baseball team will come to retrieve it soon
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Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
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the thing that sets major league pitchers apart is their ability to tell if a baseball is ripe just by smelling it
October 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
the thing that sets major league pitchers apart is their ability to tell if a baseball is ripe just by smelling it
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Can you imagine if Max Scherzer was pitching and had to wait for the Jonas Brothers concert?
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Can you imagine if Max Scherzer was pitching and had to wait for the Jonas Brothers concert?
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Had a little talk with my kid earlier because they were saying “locked in” constantly like a streamer. Then John Smoltz said it and he said “See, they say it on TV, it’s okay” so we had to have a second little talk about that
October 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Had a little talk with my kid earlier because they were saying “locked in” constantly like a streamer. Then John Smoltz said it and he said “See, they say it on TV, it’s okay” so we had to have a second little talk about that
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i don't know howe to explain this but watching blake snell pitch is like having dental floss stuck in your back teeth during a very important business meeting
October 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i don't know howe to explain this but watching blake snell pitch is like having dental floss stuck in your back teeth during a very important business meeting
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this is exactly what it's like to watch him pitch, my god
a black and white cat is playing with a bottle on a table with percollective written in the corner
Alt: a black and white cat is playing with a bottle on a table with percollective written in the corner
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
this is exactly what it's like to watch him pitch, my god
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just figured out that Blake Snell is like if a cat was a pitcher
"He'll rarely throw it for a strike when he doesn't want to." That's the part of being a big league pitcher that I can do.
October 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
just figured out that Blake Snell is like if a cat was a pitcher
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A fun reminder that a loss of 60,000 jobs in and around academia is ~50% more than all coal mining jobs in the entire country.
The US could see a 30-40% decline in new international student enrollment, resulting in nearly $7 billion in lost revenue and more than 60,000 fewer American jobs. https://www.nafsa.org/fall-2025-international-student-enrollment-outlook-and-economic-impact
August 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
A fun reminder that a loss of 60,000 jobs in and around academia is ~50% more than all coal mining jobs in the entire country.
