Callisandra
@thecallisandra.bsky.social
She/Her All around nerd and ttrpg enthustiast. Avatar by d20Monkey 💙💙
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
I will die on the hill that, while a great song, My Favorite Things is NOT a Christmas song and does not belong on manufactured holiday playlists. If people want to put it on their personal playlists that's up to them
December 12, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I will die on the hill that, while a great song, My Favorite Things is NOT a Christmas song and does not belong on manufactured holiday playlists. If people want to put it on their personal playlists that's up to them
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So I'm officially 8 months jobless as of today.
Looking for a database design/developer/engineer/architect role with data pipeline or interface experience, if anyone has leads.
Alternately, I can edit your TTRPG manuscript for a nominal fee to help keep the lights on.
Thanks in advance!
#JobSky
Looking for a database design/developer/engineer/architect role with data pipeline or interface experience, if anyone has leads.
Alternately, I can edit your TTRPG manuscript for a nominal fee to help keep the lights on.
Thanks in advance!
#JobSky
December 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
So I'm officially 8 months jobless as of today.
Looking for a database design/developer/engineer/architect role with data pipeline or interface experience, if anyone has leads.
Alternately, I can edit your TTRPG manuscript for a nominal fee to help keep the lights on.
Thanks in advance!
#JobSky
Looking for a database design/developer/engineer/architect role with data pipeline or interface experience, if anyone has leads.
Alternately, I can edit your TTRPG manuscript for a nominal fee to help keep the lights on.
Thanks in advance!
#JobSky
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Putting this into the void that Patreon is what is paying most of my rent now that things have slowed down for a lot of companies. Do me a solid and check it out or signal boost it? Thanks. It’s rough out here.
www.patreon.com/cw/d20monkey
www.patreon.com/cw/d20monkey
Brian F'n Patterson | Patreon
Creating Comics / Art / TTRPG Maps
www.patreon.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Putting this into the void that Patreon is what is paying most of my rent now that things have slowed down for a lot of companies. Do me a solid and check it out or signal boost it? Thanks. It’s rough out here.
www.patreon.com/cw/d20monkey
www.patreon.com/cw/d20monkey
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The annual d20Monkey holiday gift certificate is live! You can download the hi-res version for free on my Patreon page at the link below.
Happy Holidays, Buckaroos.🎄#ttrpg #dnd #daggerheart
www.patreon.com/posts/145148...
Happy Holidays, Buckaroos.🎄#ttrpg #dnd #daggerheart
www.patreon.com/posts/145148...
The Annual d20Monkey Gift - 2025 | Brian F'n Patterson
Get more from Brian F'n Patterson on Patreon
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December 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The annual d20Monkey holiday gift certificate is live! You can download the hi-res version for free on my Patreon page at the link below.
Happy Holidays, Buckaroos.🎄#ttrpg #dnd #daggerheart
www.patreon.com/posts/145148...
Happy Holidays, Buckaroos.🎄#ttrpg #dnd #daggerheart
www.patreon.com/posts/145148...
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Not trying to burst any bubbles; but Spotify is over.
They are airing ICE recruitment ads, the CEO has been investing in military/AI tech, they barely pay their artists; sometimes a percentage of a cent per stream, they promote “fake/AI artist” playlists, and there’s major concerns about data use.
They are airing ICE recruitment ads, the CEO has been investing in military/AI tech, they barely pay their artists; sometimes a percentage of a cent per stream, they promote “fake/AI artist” playlists, and there’s major concerns about data use.
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Not trying to burst any bubbles; but Spotify is over.
They are airing ICE recruitment ads, the CEO has been investing in military/AI tech, they barely pay their artists; sometimes a percentage of a cent per stream, they promote “fake/AI artist” playlists, and there’s major concerns about data use.
They are airing ICE recruitment ads, the CEO has been investing in military/AI tech, they barely pay their artists; sometimes a percentage of a cent per stream, they promote “fake/AI artist” playlists, and there’s major concerns about data use.
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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There's a couple reasons so many IWW songs are set to the tunes of hymns and one is that the Salvation Army Band would show up and try to stop workers organizing by playing hymns to drown out speeches, so the Wobblies came up with words so they could sing along. SA has been trash all along.
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
There's a couple reasons so many IWW songs are set to the tunes of hymns and one is that the Salvation Army Band would show up and try to stop workers organizing by playing hymns to drown out speeches, so the Wobblies came up with words so they could sing along. SA has been trash all along.
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The Cyber Tuesday Sale is on in the d20Monkey store! Discounted merch! New designs! Capitalism! (yeah, yeah, look I have bills to pay). #ttrpg #dnd #daggerheart
d20monkey.dashery.com
d20monkey.dashery.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The Cyber Tuesday Sale is on in the d20Monkey store! Discounted merch! New designs! Capitalism! (yeah, yeah, look I have bills to pay). #ttrpg #dnd #daggerheart
d20monkey.dashery.com
d20monkey.dashery.com
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And here is the new Advanced Friends & Math Rocks design! #ttrpg #dnd
d20monkey.dashery.com/products/843...
d20monkey.dashery.com/products/843...
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
And here is the new Advanced Friends & Math Rocks design! #ttrpg #dnd
d20monkey.dashery.com/products/843...
d20monkey.dashery.com/products/843...
You would be 52 today. And I am now older than you were when you died. There isn't a day I don't think about and miss you. I think you'd like the friends I have who've stepped into the big brother role you left behind.
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You would be 52 today. And I am now older than you were when you died. There isn't a day I don't think about and miss you. I think you'd like the friends I have who've stepped into the big brother role you left behind.
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Folks with Diabetes!
There is an urgent recall on some FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus sensors because they are showing false low glucose readings.
Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com
There is an urgent recall on some FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus sensors because they are showing false low glucose readings.
Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com
Home | FreeStyle - Abbott
freestylecheck.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Folks with Diabetes!
There is an urgent recall on some FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus sensors because they are showing false low glucose readings.
Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com
There is an urgent recall on some FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus sensors because they are showing false low glucose readings.
Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com
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Sharing again for the daytime folks.
Folks with Diabetes!
There is an urgent recall on some FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus sensors because they are showing false low glucose readings.
Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com
There is an urgent recall on some FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus sensors because they are showing false low glucose readings.
Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com
Home | FreeStyle - Abbott
freestylecheck.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sharing again for the daytime folks.
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SO HEY IT'S SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY
Could I perhaps take a moment of your time to tell you about a couple of great little bookstores? I got to visit all of theme recently while doing my up-and-down the coast signing tour and they're all pretty fantastic.
Could I perhaps take a moment of your time to tell you about a couple of great little bookstores? I got to visit all of theme recently while doing my up-and-down the coast signing tour and they're all pretty fantastic.
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
SO HEY IT'S SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY
Could I perhaps take a moment of your time to tell you about a couple of great little bookstores? I got to visit all of theme recently while doing my up-and-down the coast signing tour and they're all pretty fantastic.
Could I perhaps take a moment of your time to tell you about a couple of great little bookstores? I got to visit all of theme recently while doing my up-and-down the coast signing tour and they're all pretty fantastic.
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I am once again telling everyone to get the fuck off Substack leavesubstack.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I am once again telling everyone to get the fuck off Substack leavesubstack.com
We are now less than 2 days from the start of Whamageddon, where you try to avoid hearing Wham's version of Last Christmas. Here are the official rules for those interested
Whamageddon share.google/aE0NtmjGeobs...
Whamageddon share.google/aE0NtmjGeobs...
WHAMAGEDDON
Avoid 'Last Christmas'. Join the fun. Last until Christmas. Become the envy of your friends and family. Enjoy being a Christmas grinch.
share.google
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
We are now less than 2 days from the start of Whamageddon, where you try to avoid hearing Wham's version of Last Christmas. Here are the official rules for those interested
Whamageddon share.google/aE0NtmjGeobs...
Whamageddon share.google/aE0NtmjGeobs...
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Honestly, people calling creators the "petite bourgeoisie" makes me want to snap.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Honestly, people calling creators the "petite bourgeoisie" makes me want to snap.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
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I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene is an antisemite, I appreciate that she is going to do her damnedest to destroy the Republican Party and she is an antisemite. Please don’t welcome her to shit.
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene is an antisemite, I appreciate that she is going to do her damnedest to destroy the Republican Party and she is an antisemite. Please don’t welcome her to shit.
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If you don’t have a custom avatar, I highly recommend one! It’s something distinctly yours and you can use it everywhere! Work JIRA, Social Media, Mac Login, whatever! Brian does good art and those prices are insaaaaaaane!
I have spots open. LAST CALL FOR THE HOLIDAYS! Commission sale is live! This is the best time to lock down the character, NPC, monster, or group commission you've been thinking about. #dnd #ttrpg #daggerheart
brianfnpatterson.com/commissions
brianfnpatterson.com/commissions
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If you don’t have a custom avatar, I highly recommend one! It’s something distinctly yours and you can use it everywhere! Work JIRA, Social Media, Mac Login, whatever! Brian does good art and those prices are insaaaaaaane!
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I have spots open. LAST CALL FOR THE HOLIDAYS! Commission sale is live! This is the best time to lock down the character, NPC, monster, or group commission you've been thinking about. #dnd #ttrpg #daggerheart
brianfnpatterson.com/commissions
brianfnpatterson.com/commissions
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I have spots open. LAST CALL FOR THE HOLIDAYS! Commission sale is live! This is the best time to lock down the character, NPC, monster, or group commission you've been thinking about. #dnd #ttrpg #daggerheart
brianfnpatterson.com/commissions
brianfnpatterson.com/commissions
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@heroforgeminis.bsky.social I am just a guy, standing in front of a miniature maker, asking them to make a hurdy gurdy for the bards. #ttrpg
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
@heroforgeminis.bsky.social I am just a guy, standing in front of a miniature maker, asking them to make a hurdy gurdy for the bards. #ttrpg